I need suggestions from someone more experienced than myself. My girl wants to take it up the ass and I am psyched. She has never done it before and neither have I. I hear horror stories of guys "hitting a turd" and other stuff too nasty to think about. Is there any device, like an anal douche she can use to clean her tailpipe so it doesn't stink, and if so, where can she purchase one. Thanks.
ANAL SEX CLEANUP: Please help!
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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!...anal douche....clean her tailpipe so it doesnt stink...man i needed a good laugh 
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That is just wrong. I'm never coming back here again.
..kidding, but still wrong. :D
..kidding, but still wrong. :D
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The "secret" to clean anal sex both in ���� and in real life, is to use an enema about an hour before hand. "Fleet" brand enemas are cheap and can be found in most stores. Ask where the enemas are. It's basically just sterile saline solution. Instructions are included in the box. Have fun! Contrary to popular belief, anal can be great when done properly.
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who here has persuaded their woman to take an enema.........
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Haha, Enema!
Ill just shove a garden hose up my girls ass and put it on full power for a minute, that outta do it!
But Seriously...
Your girl will know if she is ready and able to do the deed. And when you do, use a condom, and when its over, dispose the condom (Without looking at it).
My girl loves to get it up the ass, she can come in less than a minute if im doing her up the ass while shes working her buzzer. Its a sure thing!!
Ill just shove a garden hose up my girls ass and put it on full power for a minute, that outta do it!
But Seriously...
Your girl will know if she is ready and able to do the deed. And when you do, use a condom, and when its over, dispose the condom (Without looking at it).
My girl loves to get it up the ass, she can come in less than a minute if im doing her up the ass while shes working her buzzer. Its a sure thing!!
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don't worry to much about douching, in my experience,s over the years i have penitrated the hershey highway many times with my wife and many other girlfriends, and have had only one bad experience but even that was all good. Make sure you use plenty of lube, and one word of causion , if she says to you " stop i think i 'm gonna shit" then get the heck outta there , oh another thing no matter how clean it looks when you pull it out wash your dick thoroughly with soapy water before you put it in her anywhere else, or she will probably end up in the hospital in a couple of days with a nasty infection, good luck!! and what ever you do have fun! dont sweat it! thats what its all aboutdizzle said:
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Remember, ALWAYS wear protection.
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man, what an awesome thread, there has been talk of convincin your girl to do an anal dousch, convincin her to do an enema, both of which are of yeah fuckin right status in my book. plus we've had talk of stickin hoses up the girls ass to prevent involuntary poo time, then again we wer graced with the presence of a picture of poo time in the snow. wonderful thread
as far as my advice to you, dont worry too much about it, just bang her in the ass, she'll love it, then clean up in the shower and bang her in the front door
as far as my advice to you, dont worry too much about it, just bang her in the ass, she'll love it, then clean up in the shower and bang her in the front door
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I remember stumbling upon a site by Tristan Taormino who is like the goddess of butt action and has the process down to a science. I'd suggest you do a search for that info or something similar.
Myself, I've only gone backdoor once, though I enjoyed it and would like to venture there again in the future. I used a condom and would ultimately suggest you do the same. She may hate it and be very reluctant to let you try this again. If you make this a highly complex process with great preparation, it will seem more traumatic.
Myself, I've only gone backdoor once, though I enjoyed it and would like to venture there again in the future. I used a condom and would ultimately suggest you do the same. She may hate it and be very reluctant to let you try this again. If you make this a highly complex process with great preparation, it will seem more traumatic.
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