Small but willing to work

[Adolf Hilter]

Likw the real Adolf, my stats are what some may consider small. Erect Length 3.5" Erect Girth 2.5" Flacid Length 2" FG 1.5". Now I know that I shall have to work hard to make some gains. I want a cock that is 8"X 7" erect and 6x5" flacid.

My work out now is:

5 min warm up

70 hand jelqes

25 PJ

6 stretches,

10 Helicopters

25 PJ

5 min warm down.

 

[kausion_420]

So the real adolf had a small penis? How do you know this?

Is this why he was always screaming and hated everyone??

Anyways, I can almost guarantee many users here will be commenting on your username and may find it offensive. I didn't find it offensive at first as you explained yourself. Now after your statement about "the real adolf" I am having second thoughts.

 

[radar]

I kinda have to agree with kausion if you like this site and you want help which will be there its not the most happening handle I'm not a biast person by nature but have read a lot and don't judge people by there beliefs there is still statements by there name,which people take offence to for just cause just a friendly warning...

 

[shism2]

[No message]

 

[redShift]

Check out the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/penis-enlargement-newbie-forum/1597-dlds-first-routine-i-gained-2-inches-with-this-routine-full-tutorial.html]newbie routine[/words]. It's worked well for a lot of people. Personally, I think you need to do more stretching.

 

[DLD]

I agree with redShift, check out the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/penis-enlargement-newbie-forum/1597-dlds-first-routine-i-gained-2-inches-with-this-routine-full-tutorial.html]Newbie routine[/words] HERE it is a great routine and it will help you make faster gains.

 

[hopful]

Yeah you're name realy sucks man! Anything near Adolf Hittler Realy sucks !!! I don't wanna get to personal but out of Billions of things you could of picked you gotta pick that? That name brought so much pain, agony, sadness and Death to so many Millions of People and Familys! Hmpffff... well what ever makes you happy! It might be because I'm german but i just can't understand why anybody would wan't to call himself like that!

 

[Adolf Hilter]

Actually, I can see the objections to the name but the Adolph Hilter I was referring to was the real one on Monty Python, who was played by John Cleese, who I believe had a little cock. So you see Gents You have got the wrong slant on my poor old Adolph.

 

[sikdogg]

A person's handle doesn't make the person. Everyone has their reason for choosing their name. For some it's an inside joke for others, bla bla bla. He's not being racist or anything negative, let's just forget the name and move on...

 

[hopful]

just one last word
You're name isnt Adolph Hilter
it's Adolf Hilter (Adolf spelt like in Adolf Hittler)
and that realy can get missunderstood if you realy mean that other name!
And seen From britsh humor Monty Pythen ( i love em) took that name with a comedy referenz to Adolf hittler And saying he had a little dick. And i got no idea from with side YOU are seeing it.

 

[hopful]

I don't want to offend you and be so nasy to you if you realy don't mean it bad. It's just i get realy angry when i see Neo Nazis! My Grandad lost all his brothers and his Father under that basterd and he feelt guilty about it all his life. He told me oft enough about it befor he died. And i bet I'm not the only one here who's famliy had big pain because of that man. Please understand me....

 

[VladtheImpaler]

Hydromaxmmm.....answer me this: Why did I have no problem???
Hitlers resume really does pale in comparison....

Let the English Comedy loving chap Jelq in peace

 

[Adolf Hilter]

I did not mean to offend any body, I lived in England during W.W.II and believe me living under a Nazi Air raids was a very bad, very little food, The nightly ritual was to go down to the air raid shelter and try to keep a live during the Nazi bombing raids. Twice during 1943-44 our street was flattened. We were lucky our house was not hit, but a lot my pals lost everything. So don't tell me about the Nazi. I lived through it. Every chance I get to take the PISS out of the Bastards I do. Hence the Name, Adolf Hilter

 

[kausion_420]

You was around to see WW2??

How old are you man? No offense or nuthing just wondering.

 

[Egghead1]

yes the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/penis-enlargement-newbie-forum/1597-dlds-first-routine-i-gained-2-inches-with-this-routine-full-tutorial.html]newbie routine[/words] will help you nicely and...just how old are you?
im curious

 

[hopful]

you must be something like 70 ?

 

[Adolf Hilter]

Yes I was in Britain during WWII, I am close to 70, Been small all my life, My new wife who is her 34, say's that I cannot satisfy her, so here I am. I want to try and give her what she wants. Her last husband was a big guy, 6'8" with what she describes a big big cock, she said he was close to 7.5" in length and had a girth of 5". So as you can see I am in quite a quandary. Not only can I not perform all night but when we do have a fuck she said that it feels like a pin inside her. I am going try and give more than money and fine presents, like a new car. I have thought of advertizing for a young man with a good length to provider some satisfaction. I do satisfy her with my tongue when I eat at the Y. But she insists that I try and get a bigger dick. She does a good job giving me BJ, but again she said it's like eating a small lolypop

 

[JJcali]

Are the posts your maknig serious? Yeah, that's about my only question and im not trying to offend you.

 

[Adolf Hilter]

Of course they are.

 

[DLD]

AH, Have you checked out the link I gave you? What do you think?

 

[sikdogg]

Adolf, i feel for you brother. Your wife is harsh with her remarks about your penis. I think unnecessarily so...

 

[Adolf Hilter]

Hi DLD, yes I have it looks very good and is probably all I need for a beginner, I shall try this routine, however, being close to 70, I do not have the energy or [words=http://fleshlight.sjv.io/c/348327/302851/4702]stamina[/words] I used to have. Also I need some spare energy for my new young bride, she is a wildcat at times, all she wants to do id fuck all night, I fall asleep on the job at times. What I need is a young stud with a big dick to help me along at times. Thanks DLD I will get into this routine cum hell or high water.

 

[DLD]

I fall asleep on the job at times.

LMFAO