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Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas?

 

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A: They can't find the zipper.

 

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Most Wanted

Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to the local police station, where they saw pictures of the 10 Most Wanted men tacked to a bulletin board.
One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person.

"Yes," said the policeman. "The detectives want him very badly."

So Little Johnny asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture?"

 

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You and Your Boss

1. When you take a long time, you're slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.

 

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6. When you overlooked a rule of ettiquette, you're being rude.
When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original.

 

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4. When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority.
When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative.

 

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How am I doing so far rofl

 

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The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.

 

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On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament building is an American flag.

 

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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

 

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Out of my mind...Back in five minutes.

 

[Shafty]

I'm hungry.

 

[Shafty]

I'm scratching my ankle. It itches, so I decided to scratch it.

 

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Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 a piece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards.

 

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If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

 

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Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

 

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Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants."
Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there."

 

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Man: "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy."
Woman: "You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?"

 

[Super]

I wanna get some head

 

[Super]

And some pussy