Ok, who's gonna help an idiot out?

[kfarrelldba]

Yeah, I tend to be a bit harsh on myslef :lol: but I'm new to all this Penis Enlargement stuff and would like to explain my situation and my goals. :lol:

Well anyhow one thing that has been bothering me to no end lately is the fact that when my wife and I do the old "bump da uglies" the friction thang just ain't happening. I attribute it to the following 2 facts.
1. My wife likes those huge African black dildos and is stretched
2. I got a phucking needle dick

Now my dick is 7" when fully erect (when and if that ever occurs) so it's not like I'm too short or anything, but I only got 4" or so of girth (pretty phucking sad if you ask me)

I'm tired of watching monster cocks on pornos and being left in envy and depressed. Way depressed.

I can't imagine how bummed out I'd be if I had a smaller dick.

Anyhow, I'm wondering if my goal of 9L" x 6G" is realistic and how long it would take. I'm have a basic understanding of the beginner exercizes, but I'm wondering how many sets or how many minutes of each exercize I must do each day to obtain this goal. I haven't got much patience, and I can take pain, so I'd like to start out a little advanced if you will. I don't know if that is recommended. I know this takes time and patience and I'm gonna try my best. The toughest part is designating a time slot EVERY_DAY to do this and disciplining myself to do this every day.

Also, can these goals be obtained by exercizes only? I don't want to have to wear any stretching devices daily unless that is recommended as well. I'm building a ROP and ordering one from Supra next week.

I've been doing PC exercizes as well off and on for a few months, but haven't seen much info on that regarding how many sets or minutes I need to do those daily as well. Any info or a link to a post is appreciated, and I know this belongs in the newbie forum, but though it might get a better response in here.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Kevin a.k.a Knuckle

 

[Super]

Hell yA!

 

[shojii]

Knuckle,
At the same time your working on Penis Enlargement. Have your wife work her PC muscles. Tell her she'll have better orgasms....which is true, And as you get bigger she'll get tighter, and volia.........Then YOU can stretch her out!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Its a win win proposition..

 

[9cyclops9]

Good idea Shojii.

Man, kfarrel, you crack me up.

Anyway, those are great goals to set. Very achieveable. I'd say go with basic exercises for at LEAST 2 weeks to get your penis used to it. The [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/penis-enlargement-newbie-forum/1597-dlds-first-routine-i-gained-2-inches-with-this-routine-full-tutorial.html]newbie routine[/words] recommends 4 or 6 I think, but I don't see why it would be a problem to bump up the intensity after 2 weeks. Not that you should go from 15 minutes of jelqing to half an hour of clamped horse squeezes, but you'll have to be the judge of how much Kevin Jr. can take. If it hurts, don't do it. Plain and simple. Good luck man.

John

 

[kfarrelldba]

Stosh, that avtar man. Your phucking killing me. I'm gonna go strate home after work and toss it to that avtar. Perfect ass yo. As for the PC exercizes, I've been working on her to do them, but she never does them. How many does she have to do a day, as well as I? How many quick flexes? Or how many holds and for how many seconds?
Knuck

 

[shojii]

Stosh, that avtar man. Your phucking killing me. I'm gonna go strate home after work and toss it to that avtar. Perfect ass yo. As for the PC exercizes, I've been working on her to do them, but she never does them. How many does she have to do a day, as well as I? How many quick flexes? Or how many holds and for how many seconds?
Knuck

Hell, she can do them throughout the day. A couple of minutes here and there, and it will make a difference. Just mix it up, I'm guessing quicker ones would be more convienent for her. Strong quick flexes. As long as she is consistent I think thats the most important aspect of it. t/c .....
oh yeah Zenaida's great.

 

[Super]

Shojji!!! Damn you!!

 

[shojii]

Shojji!!! Damn you!!

huh???????????!!!??? I don't understand.....

 

[Super]

The Avatar man!!! ROFLMAO!!! I cant stop looking at it!!

 

[Godsize]

Does a pussy really get tighter from doing kegels? Or does it just give the woman a better ability to grip a cock when it's inside her?

 

[wants9]

Does a pussy really get tighter from doing kegels? Or does it just give the woman a better ability to grip a cock when it's inside her?

I don't see the difference. If she can grip more effectively, isn't that synonymous with being tighter?

 

[shojii]

I believe both.......... She would gain better control of her muscles which is a great thing and also re-gain some lost muscle tension even when relaxed.
Hence, yes!!! she would become tighter.

 

[Super]

Shojii i cant get anything done!! I cant stop looking at you avatar!!!

 

[wants9]

That's no moon, that's a SPACE STATION!!!

 

[9cyclops9]

lol lol lol lol

OMG that was so unexpected! Perfect! I actually got tears in my eyes from laughing!

 

[wants9]

Well, it was either going to be the Star Wars ref, or Sir Mix-A-Lot rofl

 

[shojii]

lmfao...........lol