neighbor's wife walked in on me!

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I can usually do my workout any afternoon in any room of the house cause i am home all night alone, My neighbors are close friends of ours and we each have keys to each others houses. My upstairs is a wide open kitchen living room/ dining room, I was doing a nice aggressive jelq session, listening to my nomad (mp3 player) and had closed my eyes for a while. So I open my eyes for a second and there stands my neighbor holding dishes and such from our BBQ the day before, shes just watching away like im a free show. Here i am buck ass naked nothing to cover up with and my dick is all swollen up. We have spent allot of time together and she has seen me naked at drunken hot tub parties, Any way she works in a doctors office and seems very serious, she flat out says dont stop just tell what you are doing. I told her, exercise to make my penis grow. For some reason she has that quality about her that you dont get all embarrassed around her, i try to keep going but i get to hard so i stop,now she wants to learn all i can teach her about Penis Enlargement. We talked like 10 minutes while im sitting naked with a heat pad on my tool. She was very skeptical being in the medical field, then i showed her my stretch marks, she went down for a close look and grabs it to inspect it, and she in awe says you have big stretch marks and thousands of tiny ones!

My big problem is she seems to want to research my hobby and even check on my progress , she claims an impartial person would be a better judge of progress and that she would probably measure more accurately than me. She really seems genuine about wanting to see if this really works, i just dont think my wife or her husband would approve if they find out we met like that.
I will have to think that over
 
She wants it bro, FUCK HER!!!

lol seriously though, I would not be happy about my wife being so interested in another guys dick obviously, whether medically or not.

funny story
 
let her do it but dont say nething about it. if they do catch you its not a big deal what u were doing its not like anyone was cheating or nething
 
im with DLD, that is pretty hot! "She was very skeptical being in the medical field, then i showed her my stretch marks, she went down for a close look and grabs it to inspect it, and she in awe says you have big stretch marks and thousands of tiny ones!" I thought you were going somewhere else for a second there lol..
 
Laughed so hard through that one... lol lol

For a sec I thought I was reading the Hustler Penis Enlargement Forum.

Curious to see how this one turns out.
 
do your wife know you pe? how do you think you and your neighbor relationship is going to be now....if it was me i probably would have handled it the same way you did...but i wouldn't allow her to check you out...if anyone is going to be "checking your progress" let it be your lady....that situation could get dangerous...good luck
 
lol this whole thread is cracking me up. DLD getting hard! I really laughed aloud on that one!

Let us know how this situation goes man. I couldn't imagine! Jelqing, eyes closed, then open up and oh! Whoops! lol
 
Like Twins172 said, this could get dangerous. Let's say she remains professional about it, and observes and charts your progress, and realizes that Penis Enlargement is for real. This is where it gets ugly. When she breaks the news to her husband that he could get a bigger dick, and she explains how. Then he wants to know how the hell she knows all about this. Pray to God she doesn't spill the beans about your "lab exercises and studies". I doubt that's gonna go over very well - lol
 
eep! I don't know what I'd do if someone caught me! That would be.. so awkward. Especially in your situation.. I wouldn't want a woman other than my wife touching me there. Well, hope things work out for you and it doesn't get too close. :)
 
She reached down and grabbed it after an aggressive jelqing routine? Dude, she would have got it whether I wanted to or not! Probably right in the eye! lol
 
Imagine being he nurses husband and having a small cock and not knowing about Penis Enlargement. One Friday night, she begs you for sex but you cant satisfy her and then she just lets you have it..."
Why cant you stretch your dick like [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]X-40[/words] next door?
His dick is this long and as thick as my forearm. Get off your lazy ass and do something!"
 
Talked to her today, she wants to be sure pe works before she throws the idea at her husband, she was quite impressed with stretch marks, i told her, i would take some photos every week and update her that way, but i cant be showing it to you, too much potential for trouble.

then she said we just need to have more pool/ hot tub parties i guess, ;)

I Would never nail a married lady, and since i am very happy with my wife it really makes it easy to say no. But it was a hot experience, one to keep me up for jelqs.

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Like i said we have gotten a little drunk on the weekends, everyone naked in the hot tub, i can see why she wants to teach her hubby about Penis Enlargement (he is probably 4.5 to 5 long by about 4.5 girth, a guess) he is one of those guys that would probably never do it.
 
Man that post got me really horny, I would have wanted to fuck the girl if she grabbed my dick to inspect, provided that she was nice looking.
 
Wahy don't you ask her to lend you a JELQING HAND!!! If she really wants to learn she needs to go through the motions right??? Nothing like some hands on training!
 
Dude all you had to say that YOU were jelqing and it got me hard...........
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That whole set up did get me going a bit though. That would be freaking awesome. I dunno how you even controlled yourself. When she went down to examin I would have been like let me show you the basics and go through the motions with you, and make her jelq me. Then id be like Hydromaxmm theres this new technique ive been wanting to do, but I cant do it myself, because it involves putting the penis in the mouth, would you like to help try it out with me.
 
LOL..I'm hard now..my mind started wandering off thinking of things that were going to happen before I even finished reading the story..I'm kind of disappointed now! no I'm kidding..but that was a hot story, I'm sure this is what you were already going to do..but be respectful to your neighbors husband and your wife..don't cheat!..Karma's a bitch. (I know this all to well)
 
Me mate, I would fuck any bodies wife. The next time she cums around, just stick your dick into her hand and take it from there.
 
I would really fuck a guy up for screwin with my wife. No joke. Then I would probably divorce her. I think men that fuck with the wives of other men are absolute shit plain and simple. Theres no two ways about. You are fucking with someones family, just to get laid. I think murder in that situation would be completely understandable.
 
I agree. If anything ever happened to my fiance and I found out (raped, slept with another guy, etc), I wouldn't think twice about killing the guy right on the spot. If she consented I wouldn't talk to her again. Dem's da brakes I guess.
 
Honestly, I think of it this way. A guy follows his dick a LOT of the time. Sex for a guy isn't always up to him, but given the oportunity, he will "follow his instincts" and try to have sex.
A women doesn't really have to work to get sex. She knows before hand what's going to happen.
Personally, I would blame the women (My wife) more than a guy. The guy is just looking to get laid.
 
Matt said:
Imagine being he nurses husband and having a small cock and not knowing about Penis Enlargement. One Friday night, she begs you for sex but you cant satisfy her and then she just lets you have it..."
Why cant you stretch your dick like [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]X-40[/words] next door?
His dick is this long and as thick as my forearm. Get off your lazy ass and do something!"
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LMAO
 
Ill give her my address, she can bust in on one of my sessions anytime!
 
Fubar, I have to disagree with you, very strongly. You have essentially broken all men down to nothing more than sex fiends. I have a mind and I am very capable of saying no, and it's not hard to do. You can lead or be lead by your biology.
 
I wouldn't even give her pictures. If her husband finds them then you will both have a lot of explaining to do. Also if your wife is the understanding type, you should tell her what happened, but leave out a few "minor" details (don't mention the touching). Women blab about everything, so its better she hears it from you rather than finding out from her friend and thinking you were keeping secrets from her.

If your neighbor wants proof just tell her to visit [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MoS[/words]. Don't jeopardize your marriage.
 
millionman said:
Fubar, I have to disagree with you, very strongly. You have essentially broken all men down to nothing more than sex fiends. I have a mind and I am very capable of saying no, and it's not hard to do. You can lead or be lead by your biology.
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Well, great for you and your strong will.
My point is, it takes two to tango. Why should the guy get it worse than the women?
 
In my case, the guy would get the worse end of my wrath because I'm not going to harm a girl I've devoted X number of years to. However, any guy who screws that up though, whether by her consent or no, is gonna get it. I might blame one more than the other, but I'm still not going to harm the girl I've loved.
 
9cyclops9 said:
I agree. If anything ever happened to my fiance and I found out (raped, slept with another guy, etc), I wouldn't think twice about killing the guy right on the spot. If she consented I wouldn't talk to her again. Dem's da brakes I guess.
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I would kill her first, then proceed to kill the guy. That's just me though, cause she's the one married to me, not him.

-ItsElectric
 
The notion of some babe next door interested in my Penis Enlargement progress and wanting to inspect the progress first hand is off the top!! At the least great ingredients for a great fantasy...I can hear her saying now....Hmmm, your cock is getting bigger...I'm having trouble taking all of it in my mouth...
 
Great read that was [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]X-40[/words], luckily she acted in that much of a mature way. Imagine if it was someone who couldn't handle what they just saw, then that would really be embarrasing!
As for the cheating thing, I don't know why but being a man I kind of understand what we all get like when pussy is on a plate. Id say a majority of men would take it, regardless of marital status. I would be more angry with my wife than anyone else and feelings of love, would quickly turn to hate for that betrayel.
 
Yea Ancient China made alot of sense. The blame would fall mostly on her.
The thing is that I had a friends wife come on to me when they were having problems. She suspected him of doing things he had not been doing. I gently turned her down, and defended him. Like a real man would. Not Hollywoods piece of shit version of a 'man'-you know-dishonorable, weak, un-disciplined, boring, dull...thats all Hollywood, leftist shit. Dont believe it, dont live it!
Well, they got things sorted out and the three of us remain close to this day. You know, Marriage aint no joke baby. We should all defend it. I would be fine with adultry being illegal unless some type of contract is signed between the people being married. :-)
 
Damnit AC. I keep getting my screen dirty from trying to measure my cock everytime I see one of your posts. lol lol
 
Actually on my monitor (a 19") in 1024x768 it is 9", and in the resolution I use, 1280x1024 it is 7". On the screen it looks bigger than 7" would when you look down... strange effect.
 
AncientChina said:
Have you seen all of the sitcoms on today? The only sitcom where the father isn't a overweight, loser, who is ugly yet his wife is hot is probably the Bernie Mac Show. If you think about any other show nowadays the male is always the total idiot and the wife is the educated and way more beautiful one who is never wrong. Now don't get me wrong I don't like that 50's propoganda of "father knows best" I can't stand that old school bullshit, but with todays "men are idiots" shows its really not that much better. :D
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I don't watch them, but I know what you mean by seeing the promos for them. King of Queens is one I've never seen but it makes me kind of sick. The commercials make it look like a show that glorifies Kevin James playing an lazy, glutonous character. No such ordinary man in the real world would end up with the cute little wife with the tiny waistline.
 
the neighbor will be coming over on wed the 29th, to "visit"
I wont do anything i would regret, she really seems to just be fascinated with the idea of a guy building a bigger dick, we will see how it goes .
 
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