Okay, kids. Now we are going to learn how to really eat pussy! Since I am a pussy eating maniac, I am going to teach you how. All you grown ups who already know how can pitch in and help out with your techniques and experiences if I miss something. I will not be posting this all at once, as I am tired tonight, and don't have the energy, but I will start things off tonight, and add more as I can think of it.
LESSON ONE: basic anatomy. The attached picture is a vagina, for those of you who haven't seen one before. Don't be scared. I know it kinda looks like one of the face hugger things on Aliens, but it can't hurt you! It's your friend. This one is spread open so that you can see all the parts and nubbins.
NOTE OF CAUTION: if there is anything hanging out of it, or if there is any type of fluid dripping out of it that is not clear, or if it smells rotten or there are sores, warts or any kind of open wound on it, DO NOT PLAY WITH IT! Find another one to play with. Don't worry, there's plenty of these around, and if you are cool and confident, they're actually not that tough to get.
1- Mons Veneris..."the mount of Venus"...women have a little fat pad right above their vagina. This is the outer pubic area. It is hairy and sensitive. Women like for you to cup the outer part of their vagina in your hand and massage it lightly, or just stroke it with your fingertips. It's not all about the clit and the hole.
2- clitoral hood and clitoris...the clit is a small erectile organ that is analogous to the male penis. It is normally hidden within the outer sleeve of skin called the clitoral hood until a female becomes aroused. Some woman have small clits and some women have large clits. They are extremely sensitive. This is mainly what you will need to learn how to play with, as not all women orgasm through penetration of the vagina. When a woman is turned on, her clit will swell up and protrude from the hood. You can gauge a woman's arousal somewhat by how hard and swollen her clitoris is.
3- labia minora..."the small lips" the inner lips of the vagina are also very sensitive. They vary in size and sensitivity just like everything else, from very small inner lips to great big adult entertainment star mud flaps.
4- vagina... the hole that dicks go into and babies come out of. Inside, about three inches up, on the front wall of the vagina, is the G-spot.
5- perineum...this is the area between the vagina and anus. It is composed of fibrous tissue. Men have a perineum, too. It is sensitive and can feel good if you stroke it lightly with a fingertip, but generally, not of much consequence, except during childbirth, at which time it can sometimes tear (ooch!)
6- urethra...the pee hole. You don't have to worry too much about trace remnants of urine, as urine is basically sterile and harmless when it leaves the body.
7-"labia majora" ...or big lips. This is the part that you see when a woman is not spread open like a medical diagram. Don't ignore it on your quest to get to the gooey center. Women like for you to stroke and massage them to get them warmed up. The sensation is akin to stroking our male scrotum. You know how good that feels, so do it to her! Rub them big lips. Knead them. Tickle them. Lick them with long, slow tongue strokes. It's not majorly sensitive like the clit or the vagina, but don't ignore it.
8- anus...poop comes out of it. I wouldn't suggest licking it unless your gal is extremely clean, as there could be some fecal matter in trace amounts there. Feces can make you sick. It has tons of bacteria in it. Also, do not play with a woman's butthole and them stick the appendage into her vagina afterwards without cleaning it, as you could giver her an infection, too. The moral: don't play with poop! If you want some brown eye fun, make sure your gal cleans herself very good.
That's it for Lesson One. Let me know if I missed something. I will post Lesson Two tomorrow.
LESSON ONE: basic anatomy. The attached picture is a vagina, for those of you who haven't seen one before. Don't be scared. I know it kinda looks like one of the face hugger things on Aliens, but it can't hurt you! It's your friend. This one is spread open so that you can see all the parts and nubbins.
NOTE OF CAUTION: if there is anything hanging out of it, or if there is any type of fluid dripping out of it that is not clear, or if it smells rotten or there are sores, warts or any kind of open wound on it, DO NOT PLAY WITH IT! Find another one to play with. Don't worry, there's plenty of these around, and if you are cool and confident, they're actually not that tough to get.
1- Mons Veneris..."the mount of Venus"...women have a little fat pad right above their vagina. This is the outer pubic area. It is hairy and sensitive. Women like for you to cup the outer part of their vagina in your hand and massage it lightly, or just stroke it with your fingertips. It's not all about the clit and the hole.
2- clitoral hood and clitoris...the clit is a small erectile organ that is analogous to the male penis. It is normally hidden within the outer sleeve of skin called the clitoral hood until a female becomes aroused. Some woman have small clits and some women have large clits. They are extremely sensitive. This is mainly what you will need to learn how to play with, as not all women orgasm through penetration of the vagina. When a woman is turned on, her clit will swell up and protrude from the hood. You can gauge a woman's arousal somewhat by how hard and swollen her clitoris is.
3- labia minora..."the small lips" the inner lips of the vagina are also very sensitive. They vary in size and sensitivity just like everything else, from very small inner lips to great big adult entertainment star mud flaps.
4- vagina... the hole that dicks go into and babies come out of. Inside, about three inches up, on the front wall of the vagina, is the G-spot.
5- perineum...this is the area between the vagina and anus. It is composed of fibrous tissue. Men have a perineum, too. It is sensitive and can feel good if you stroke it lightly with a fingertip, but generally, not of much consequence, except during childbirth, at which time it can sometimes tear (ooch!)
6- urethra...the pee hole. You don't have to worry too much about trace remnants of urine, as urine is basically sterile and harmless when it leaves the body.
7-"labia majora" ...or big lips. This is the part that you see when a woman is not spread open like a medical diagram. Don't ignore it on your quest to get to the gooey center. Women like for you to stroke and massage them to get them warmed up. The sensation is akin to stroking our male scrotum. You know how good that feels, so do it to her! Rub them big lips. Knead them. Tickle them. Lick them with long, slow tongue strokes. It's not majorly sensitive like the clit or the vagina, but don't ignore it.
8- anus...poop comes out of it. I wouldn't suggest licking it unless your gal is extremely clean, as there could be some fecal matter in trace amounts there. Feces can make you sick. It has tons of bacteria in it. Also, do not play with a woman's butthole and them stick the appendage into her vagina afterwards without cleaning it, as you could giver her an infection, too. The moral: don't play with poop! If you want some brown eye fun, make sure your gal cleans herself very good.
That's it for Lesson One. Let me know if I missed something. I will post Lesson Two tomorrow.
/ and body types. Just FYI.
