She wanted to be my girlfriend and I said I dont want one so then shes like lets be friends with benefits and I was like ok whatever. So yea screwed a few times then she got clingy. She stated callin me everyday and sending me emaisl every day. I talked to her baout it and she still kept callin me so I just quit talkin to her. This ended over a month ago and she still keeps emailing me wanting to start over and be friends. Freakin psycho. Anyways, I had some erection problems too but ever since taking ginseng and ginko biloba, and the occasional horny goat weed, I havent had any problems at all. If ya can, you should give it a shot.Shafty said:
Fuck buddies: experiences, tips and advice?
Shafty said:Yeah, I know... I can't help myself when these IoIitas (had to type it this way to avoid the "lol" smiley) come over. I joke with them and tease them in a semi sexual manner... you know, grabbing their tight little asses at every opportunity and whatnot. I'm just waiting for the day when they let me take it a little further... and the best thing is, IT'S all LEGAL BABY!
God, I am such a swine! rofl
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Its funny how some of us (guys like you and I) can get away with such things....I can get really greasy with women and they just think I mean well while other guys that are more intimidating looking would get a rape charge....
True story: went to a party a few weeks ago, im in a room with one Really drunk chick, and another not so drunk one, both pretty good looking....Im sitting down with the really drunk chick laying over me like you would have a child while spanking them......and thats what I was doing....
The other girl was sitting and watching, and I was like, damn, I gotta say something to this other one before she does something rational....Sooooooo I look at her in the eyes....
Then she says: "I know you are good of heart, and mean well"
WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT!!!
Stunned, I just started kissing her...and that was the start of some thing beautiful......
In my defence I was as hammered as the other parties in the story....
Another True story: I met a hot black stripper named Lolita (she sure looked it
Bless her soul
Good stuff, vlad!
Yeah, it's a blessing having been born with a cute face. You can just don that 'lost puppy dog' look if a chick starts to look like she's offended by your actions, and soon enough she'll be thinking nothing but sweet thoughts. It's a great way to distract them while you get dirty. You can practically get away with murder. rofl
BTW, I just noticed your sig, and I couldn't stop laughing! lol
"Oy! What's this then? If it isn't Sidney Sidebottom shagging me Ermgard while I'm trying to have me four o'clock tea and biccies with bangers and mash! Bloody hell, me football hooligan mates be watching the whole thing through the window and I'm getting a wee bit randy meself! I've got half the mind to jump in with me own talliwacker and shag me bird where the sun don't shine, aye? Fancy that!"
Yeah, it's a blessing having been born with a cute face. You can just don that 'lost puppy dog' look if a chick starts to look like she's offended by your actions, and soon enough she'll be thinking nothing but sweet thoughts. It's a great way to distract them while you get dirty. You can practically get away with murder. rofl
BTW, I just noticed your sig, and I couldn't stop laughing! lol
"Oy! What's this then? If it isn't Sidney Sidebottom shagging me Ermgard while I'm trying to have me four o'clock tea and biccies with bangers and mash! Bloody hell, me football hooligan mates be watching the whole thing through the window and I'm getting a wee bit randy meself! I've got half the mind to jump in with me own talliwacker and shag me bird where the sun don't shine, aye? Fancy that!"
hopful said:looooool God damn shafty you just wrote exacly like me granny talks..... Now i want some fish and chips and a cold cider from my local pub. God damn i do miss england!.......
Hehe! rofl
So I take it your grandma is English? Do they really talk like this over there, or have I just watched too much Conan O'Brien?
Yeah bug, come over to Finland if you want to indulge in "IoIitas" without getting into trouble with the law.
Really though, I think the whole 'you have to be 18 to have sex' thing is blown way out of proportion, especially in places such as the U.S. A 16 year old is by all intents and purposes a fully matured woman (maybe not mentally and emotionally, but I'd still say they are old enough to make the decision). If I want to fuck a horny 16 year old girl, then by god I will, and I'll be damned if someone frowns upon it!
I think you have to go way under 16 before you can start talking about real IoIitas. 13-15 maybe, and anything under that falls under the category of child molestation.
Really though, I think the whole 'you have to be 18 to have sex' thing is blown way out of proportion, especially in places such as the U.S. A 16 year old is by all intents and purposes a fully matured woman (maybe not mentally and emotionally, but I'd still say they are old enough to make the decision). If I want to fuck a horny 16 year old girl, then by god I will, and I'll be damned if someone frowns upon it!
I think you have to go way under 16 before you can start talking about real IoIitas. 13-15 maybe, and anything under that falls under the category of child molestation.
I mean i would never touch a girl that does't want to have sex, but if she want's to have sex then i wouldn't say no. I mean my first time was with 14 and she was 13. I know it sounds like kids playing but we both new what we wanted, what we were doing and we both loved it. I mean she started at what... around 12 to have sex so it wasn't like fucking a unknown virgin.
I mean she started at what... around 12 to have sex so it wasn't like fucking a unknown virgin.