DLD, Is This The Guy You're Chasing?

[russum1988]

http://www.rollingstone.com/news/story?id=5938137

Sorry if this is the wrong forum. I didn't know where to put it.

 

[regularwhiteguy]

I actually emailed this guy and had some decent conversation with him... I sent him a picture of my "measly" girth, post workout of 7.75 inches and requested he return the favor by sending me a clear tape measure shot like I sent him... Well, it never came...

The article is so outlandish it's laughable... It's obvious that the guy is freakishly large but I can assure you he is no-where near 13.5 inches in length... I'm slightly over 6 feet two inches and from point of attachment the tale of the tape reads at my knee-cap with my legs slightly spread! This guy is not anywhere close to 6'2'' in height... You can tell he is in the elite category for both length and girth but the claims of a 10.25 girth as well as 13.5 inches of length are preposterous to say the least... My guess is that Jack Napier of West Coast Productions isn't an inch behind him in length and is equal to or greater in girth...

Regularwhiteguy

 

[DLD]

http://www.rollingstone.com/news/story?id=5938137

Sorry if this is the wrong forum. I didn't know where to put it.

Thats him I put my pic up with a ruler now I wanna see his.

 

[Super]

DLD you know Im bigger than you both.

 

[DLD]

DLD you know Im bigger than you both.

In the head, yes.


...the one on your shoulders

 

[Super]

In the head, yes.


...the one on your shoulders

You asshole

 

[DLD]

You asshole

No me DLD, you asshole?

 

[CaptnHook]

Hey come on guys...I'm supposed to be the fucking pirate here. Leave the sword fighting to me.

 

[DLD]

Hey come on guys...I'm supposed to be the fucking pirate here. Leave the sword fighting to me.

Unguard!

 

[CaptnHook]

Chill man, I said sword fight - not that crazy samurai shit you're into!

 

[DLD]

Chill man, I said sword fight - not that crazy samurai shit you're into!

Oh like crossing pee at the toilet

 

[BeBobBox]

so that 13.6 world record is held by this jonah falcon guy?

 

[regularwhiteguy]

No, it was from years ago when a doctor went to africa and measured this black man... I think at least...

 

[TheExecutioner]

Someone is In need of an Execution

 

[Dario]

Is there a pic of Jonah Falcon's cock anywhere? I mean how come there was an article written about him if all we see and hear are his claims?

 

[iwant8inches]

look up his name. I have seen it flaccid and it looked like 9 inches or whatever they said it was. I have not seen a pic of his erect penis though. That guy if it is 13.6 probably gave that 18 year old chick the ride of her life. She could never top it. lol

 

[philadelph]

There was a site posted about famous cocks a couple days ago, it had pics of Mr. Falcon. I say impressive.

 

[DLD]

I would love to see a measured 13" erection, it would make it easier for me to get there seeing that it has been done before.

 

[BeBobBox]

http://www.staticbeth.com/CockIndex.html

that has some flaccid pics of him on it. Cick on the letter J on that page and hes the last 3 pics on that page that comes up. Looks big

 

[TimBo755]

Yeah, I dunno about that 9.5 flaccid...i think he maybe semi in all the pics..but hey atleast you know he does pe, look at the pic on the far left corner of him recently added, looks like hes doing an A stretch.

 

[DLD]

http://www.staticbeth.com/CockIndex.html

that has some flaccid pics of him on it. Cick on the letter J on that page and hes the last 3 pics on that page that comes up. Looks big

The same pics that have floated around the net since he made these claims. I believe he is 9.5" but that is erect. He had a very low erection angle, IMO. I mean if I had 13.6" erect why would I want 9.5" pictures floating around? Is there any pictures that are of any quality?

 

[DLD]

Wasn't he on an HBO special and Howard Stern? Didn't they ask to see his boner to verify the claim? I mean when the gentleman from GQ did the interview with me, he was adamant about seeing my penis, measured with a ruler.

 

[randolf]

Anytime someone isn't forthcoming with proof of their fantastic claim they are bullshitting.

Trust me if he was the size he says there would be countless pictures with rulers and tape measures, and compared to objects. Plus independent measuring to prove his claim.

What I've seen from his pictures is a pretty short guy, like maybe 5'4. And his erect penis which he can't seem to get fully hard. He seems to have some huge girth and be quite long, but his claims are getting to the stupid level.

Also he probably chose 13.6 inches as the length so that he would be at the world record. There is one shot in that famous cock page with him erect. He looks big like 10 maybe, and some huge girth. He looks like he hangs from the base girth.

Dld what are you at bp now? And midshaft girth?

 

[Kung Fu CoCk!]

where the hell are these pics, i could find shit on that link!!!!1

 

[atlyroc]

http://www.lpsg.org/26976-jonah-falcon-me-3.html
his forum or somthing

 

[atlyroc]

http://fabulousminge.blogspot.com/2006/02/worlds-biggest-penis.html

 

[DLD]

This guy is hilarious. Ya gotta love him for his confidence. I saw video or pictures of him walking the streets of NY with extra tight biker shorts. Pretty good.

 

[atlyroc]

i think he is pretty lame myself

 

[aviator11]

I mean when the gentleman from GQ did the interview with me, he was adamant about seeing my penis, measured with a ruler.

Wow. What was that like? Must have been a little weird.

 

[DLD]

Wow. What was that like? Must have been a little weird.

Yup, crazy day. Peter, the interviewer, did a 2-3 hour interview and then he said, "OK, now for the proof part." My stomach dropped and I just felt so scared. I sat in the bathroom and tried to get erect but I couldn't. I had my girlfriend do some sexy stuff and it became hard. I yelled for Peter to come back to the bathroom and I measured it for him. It was a very surreal day indeed.

 

[Kung Fu CoCk!]

someone deleted my non offensive post again

 

[longhorns87]

Yup, crazy day. Peter, the interviewer, did a 2-3 hour interview and then he said, "OK, now for the proof part." My stomach dropped and I just felt so scared. I sat in the bathroom and tried to get erect but I couldn't. I had my girlfriend do some sexy stuff and it became hard. I yelled for Peter to come back to the bathroom and I measured it for him. It was a very surreal day indeed.

lol. I think all of us would have problems getting it up for some dude to look at....

 

[khathas]

I can't seem to find an erect pic of his penis.