I'll need a special jock strap to carry it around. I like what's happening to my flaccid, though. From one exhibitionist to another, Joe, I "freak em out" at the health club. It's not so much my flaccid hang, which is quite remarkable. It's the fact I have no belly for my dick to hide under.
Most of the members at the club have these huge bellies. When DLD knocked off that baby fat, what a difference it must have made in his flaccid hang, right?
I remember my Mrs. actually predicting my present flaccid hang. This was almost 40 years ago. She said, "Your penis, (she never uses my favorite four letter words), always turtles. I'll bet when you let it all hang out some day, it'll look quite different." Her prediction has proven accurate. It just took forty years, that's all.
Lol, lol.
