Don't you just love the days where you know your cock isn't any bigger but for some reason you look at it in a more confident light? This random occurance of confidence helps me with my workouts because for some reason it is easier to maintain a good blood flow for jelqing and other exercises. Well, besides the fact that I had a very good workout due to the confidence, I also tried some new things because of it... and they worked out quite to my surprise!
1) This first thing kind of blew my mind. I live here at home with 3 other siblings so being resourceful is the key to surviving. Not in a financial sense. More of a "find ways not to use other people's shit" sense. The lubriderm lotion that I regularly use for my jelqing was running noticably low. This was a problem, seeing as how it was someone else's and this "someone else" gets very angry when she notices someone other than herself uses it. Anyways, this revelation sparked me to go out on a mission and try something new. Possibly unconventional. What I stumbled upon was "Carapelli's Light Olive Oil". I believe that's what it is called. I am guessing that it is not quite as thick as cooking olive oil, hence the "light" in the name and the slightly lighter green color. It came in a 6-8 oz bottle and I found it abandoned, in our pantry. I poored out a little dab onto my palm and slathered it on my cock. Wow! Not only was the lubrication great and long-lasting, it also made my dick shine like no other! This shimmer kind of made me harder and made for a more erotic workout. I only had to use a couple applications of it.
2) This find was also kind of cool. Saturday I went with my dad to help him with loading and setting up a new water heater for the house. The only reason I was excited was because I was hopefully going to find a cable clamp at Lowe's, the place where we were going to get the water heater and other shit (teflon tape, what not). Alright, so I was also a little excited that I actually got to help him with something this big. Back on topic. It turns out Lowe's didn't have the cable clamp, thus causing me to leave the store with an internal frown. Today, I wanted to try to remedy saturday's failure by finding an alternative to a cable clamp. After some half-assed tries at some things, I found something that worked quite well. The shoe lace of some chuck taylors I use for dirty work in and around the house. I made sure the shoe-strings were clean and soft as to not cause any unwanted irritation. After that, it was real simple. Get erect, tie a tight but comfortable knot around the base of the cock, and load up some adult entertainment that would take this for a test run. I am a begining clamper so I did the recommended ten minutes. WOW. It went really well. Nice expansion. Tons of vein definition. No after pain. I was sooo tempted to just keep it on there and get a nice pump for god knows how long. But I fought it. Another great thing was how fast I could get it off of my dick. All I had to do was pull the end hard and the whole thing came undone. 1 2 3, a b c
So, there we go. Hopefully this story serves as more than a small tid bit of entertainment. I wish you luck in trying these alternatives you so happen to
Peace. Zewt.
1) This first thing kind of blew my mind. I live here at home with 3 other siblings so being resourceful is the key to surviving. Not in a financial sense. More of a "find ways not to use other people's shit" sense. The lubriderm lotion that I regularly use for my jelqing was running noticably low. This was a problem, seeing as how it was someone else's and this "someone else" gets very angry when she notices someone other than herself uses it. Anyways, this revelation sparked me to go out on a mission and try something new. Possibly unconventional. What I stumbled upon was "Carapelli's Light Olive Oil". I believe that's what it is called. I am guessing that it is not quite as thick as cooking olive oil, hence the "light" in the name and the slightly lighter green color. It came in a 6-8 oz bottle and I found it abandoned, in our pantry. I poored out a little dab onto my palm and slathered it on my cock. Wow! Not only was the lubrication great and long-lasting, it also made my dick shine like no other! This shimmer kind of made me harder and made for a more erotic workout. I only had to use a couple applications of it.
2) This find was also kind of cool. Saturday I went with my dad to help him with loading and setting up a new water heater for the house. The only reason I was excited was because I was hopefully going to find a cable clamp at Lowe's, the place where we were going to get the water heater and other shit (teflon tape, what not). Alright, so I was also a little excited that I actually got to help him with something this big. Back on topic. It turns out Lowe's didn't have the cable clamp, thus causing me to leave the store with an internal frown. Today, I wanted to try to remedy saturday's failure by finding an alternative to a cable clamp. After some half-assed tries at some things, I found something that worked quite well. The shoe lace of some chuck taylors I use for dirty work in and around the house. I made sure the shoe-strings were clean and soft as to not cause any unwanted irritation. After that, it was real simple. Get erect, tie a tight but comfortable knot around the base of the cock, and load up some adult entertainment that would take this for a test run. I am a begining clamper so I did the recommended ten minutes. WOW. It went really well. Nice expansion. Tons of vein definition. No after pain. I was sooo tempted to just keep it on there and get a nice pump for god knows how long. But I fought it. Another great thing was how fast I could get it off of my dick. All I had to do was pull the end hard and the whole thing came undone. 1 2 3, a b c
So, there we go. Hopefully this story serves as more than a small tid bit of entertainment. I wish you luck in trying these alternatives you so happen to
Peace. Zewt.
