Keep it Simple Stupid

DLD

DLD

Double Long Daddy, The Guru
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Lets keep this real. Stretch your penis 15 minutes a day. Which way? Any and all, just keep it intense. Jelq your penis 15 minutes a day. Guess what? It works, plain and simple.

How much do you want, what do you believe? Does what you believe match what you want? I hope yes because that is what you will get. Plain and simple.

If I wanted I could make up 500 exercises with fancy titles, even make a [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/mosdvd.htm]DVD[/words] and a website. I could make this real confusing because thats what you really want. I could get rich making things complicated. Oh, did I just say that?

I only gave ya'll what you wanted, right?















I'm out for dead fucking president's to represent me.
 
Exactly! I think some people expect it to be complicated. It's crazy how simple the concept is. I think that's why alot of people believe it's not possible.
 
i feel. for me personally, it is my obsessiveness that makes things complicated, makes me worry and have doubt, instead of accepting things for the gifts they are, like pe! "Whos world is this? its yours!"-nas
 
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stretcharmstrng;347138 said:
i feel. for me personally, it is my obsessiveness that makes things complicated, makes me worry and have doubt, instead of accepting things for the gifts they are, like pe! "Whos world is this? its yours!"-nas
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Thats it, take it, it is already done!
 
MAXAMEYES;347247 said:
Sometimes, just to put some fun back into the simple, I tie me dick to my dog then go toss a Frisbee!

I'm not allowed back in the park. :-(
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Hope it's not a German Shepard or a St Bernard
 
The dog joke...PURE COMEDY!!! I hope all member read this DLD. If you try to do all exercises under the sun how can you ever spice up a routine with something new.
 
My vball coach has been preaching this Rule for YEARS and instead of saying the full thing he says "KISS" lol. (Keep it simple stupid)
 
MAXAMEYES;347913 said:
Funny, my Ol' Lady told me it stood for Keep It Strokin' Stud.
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Nice:) Just be sure you are getting good expansion:)
 
Great message. Learn a few things first, master them before moving on to complicated if desired.

Knowing and doing one exercise very well will bring greater gains than experimenting with 10 different exercises at a lower work-rate and intensity due to the uncertainty.

^Quote of the year
 
It's true, intensity is key in anything. Like when people ask what exercises to do to get big muscles I try to explain that you could do literally any one movement and get killer results as long as you use high intensity each work out.
 
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