That's because you guys are dreaming you're a Lumberjack(logger) and harvesting the biggest lumber possible.
Seriously...
NOCTURNAL ERECTIONS (mornning wood) is actually the body's way of creating oxygenation and removal of waste products from penile cells. This usually occurs during the REM stage of sleep.
It's all in good health. Count it as a blessing you're sporting more lumber in the morning than during sex.
I rather have Lumber-jack than be Limber-jack
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