]bjembe;480193 said:@ DLD lol you should have used that sword mate, and tell her never come empty-handed in a sword fight . Now where you decide to poke her, is up to you lol.
hepcat;494244 said:What happened to your revelation that you should try to approach things in a positive way??
MikeShlort;494236 said:Women love being treated like filthy cock whores. Women love to brag.
hepcat;494249 said:Well make sure it wipes well. When it gets back try to make amends and forgive yourself for your misgivings.
hepcat;494385 said:Ah, the dreaded willnots! Never had that problem unless I wet the toilet paper, but I use moist wipes now and it's smooth sailing for me. Also, if you trim your hair down there you shouldn't have this problem.
I can't believe I just made a post about willnots. What's next for me? A philosophical look into skid marks, which I don't believe in? There's just grown adults too lazy to wipe properly.
Next week we will focus on the taint. An often neglected subject, but we here at MOS are always hip to what's happening on the streets and paving the way for full disclosure!
MikeShlort;494388 said:I still can't figure out how women can wear g string and not get skid marks.
They must carry around baby wipes. Or know some advanced loaf-pinching technique.
MAXAMEYES;494815 said:And where in the Hell is good ol' Gomer to let us all know how well our advice has been working for 'im ( and HER) all this while?
Chime in boy and tell us of your successes.
(Because failure ain't an option!)
MAXAMEYES;494815 said:And where in the Hell is good ol' Gomer to let us all know how well our advice has been working for 'im ( and HER) all this while?
Chime in boy and tell us of your successes.
(Because failure ain't an option!)
MikeShlort;495008 said:He went a little too rough so she killed him.