Sex after hysterectomy?

Big Schwanz Acht · Jul 10, 2018

why do women have legs?

if they didn't, they'd leave a trail like a slug

huge-girth · Jul 11, 2018

Big Schwanz Acht;763760 said:
it's supposed to be a joke, but I'm sure something gets 'lost in translation'. all it boils-down to is that the only 'useful' part of a woman is her vagina and the rest is just skin (clearly not very funny when explained in this manner).

Now I understand

DLD · Jul 12, 2018

Big Schwanz Acht;763811 said:
why do women have legs?

if they didn't, they'd leave a trail like a slug

eeeeewwwyyy

That is so dirty

cladre60 · Jul 12, 2018

doublelongdaddy;763953 said:
eeeeewwwyyy That is so dirty

It would be if it weren't for the legs.

Where's the clitoris?

WHO CARES! lol

DLD · Jul 13, 2018

cladre60;764019 said:
It would be if it weren't for the legs.

Where's the clitoris?

WHO CARES! lol

lol

True. I guess it also depends on the trail they leave, fishy or fresh

cladre60 · Jul 13, 2018

doublelongdaddy;764092 said:
lol True. I guess it also depends on the trail they leave, fishy or fresh

I just don't like them dried out.

What did the blind man say when he got lost and ended up at the fish market?

HELLO LADIES!

DLD · Jul 16, 2018

cladre60;764125 said:
I just don't like them dried out.

What did the blind man say when he got lost and ended up at the fish market?

HELLO LADIES!

, that is the smell, just leave it in the sun for about a day and then get a good whiff! I was once with a girl that smelled like rotted crab, another that smelled like straight up shit. Jen was really one of the only girls I was with that never stunk.

cladre60 · Jul 16, 2018

doublelongdaddy;764246 said:
, that is the smell, just leave it in the sun for about a day and then get a good whiff! I was once with a girl that smelled like rotted crab, another that smelled like straight up shit. Jen was really one of the only girls I was with that never stunk.

Most of the ones I've been with haven't smelled or the smell was totally fine. The ones that smelled bad though really smelled bad. Hard up wipe that from your mind.

1 in particular seemed to have a stronger smell the first time I had sex with her but it was okay. The next time I went down on her it was straight up garbage can. Still I cut her a break and thought maybe cause it was over 90 degrees that day she was just in need of a shower. Got with her again, got her in the shower, when we got out I went down on her cause she asked me to....

Faint garbage can smell. Not even fishy, it was garbage. Still fucked her cause I was horny and desperate but damn I did not want to get my nose near that pussy ever again.

Thing is women like that have put me off from going down on a woman thinking the next one will smell. For years I rarely went down on my wife thinking she might smell bad. She flat out asked me once if she smelled so I told her I had some bad experiences with other women. I made it a point to go down on her that night and realized what I had been missing.

huge-girth · Jul 17, 2018

cladre60;764292 said:
Most of the ones I've been with haven't smelled or the smell was totally fine. The ones that smelled bad though really smelled bad. Hard up wipe that from your mind.

1 in particular seemed to have a stronger smell the first time I had sex with her but it was okay. The next time I went down on her it was straight up garbage can. Still I cut her a break and thought maybe cause it was over 90 degrees that day she was just in need of a shower. Got with her again, got her in the shower, when we got out I went down on her cause she asked me to....

Faint garbage can smell. Not even fishy, it was garbage. Still fucked her cause I was horny and desperate but damn I did not want to get my nose near that pussy ever again.

Thing is women like that have put me off from going down on a woman thinking the next one will smell. For years I rarely went down on my wife thinking she might smell bad. She flat out asked me once if she smelled so I told her I had some bad experiences with other women. I made it a point to go down on her that night and realized what I had been missing.

Some women are like that. They smell no matter how hard they shower. But I believe there is a solution for those type.

cladre60 · Jul 17, 2018

huge-girth;764332 said:
Some women are like that. They smell no matter how hard they shower. But I believe there is a solution for those type.

It could simply be a bacterial infection or an STD. It happens and I don't think many women smell themselves.

Big Schwanz Acht · Jul 17, 2018

why do women fake orgasms??

cuz they think we care, lol

cladre60 · Jul 17, 2018

I need a new dishwasher and having a hard time deciding which brand to get. Should I go with the 5'2" blonde with big tits or the 5'4" brunette with the amazing ass?

huge-girth · Jul 18, 2018

Big Schwanz Acht;764401 said:
why do women fake orgasms??

cuz they think we care, lol

Who knows, my ex might have faked it every time.

cladre60 · Jul 18, 2018

huge-girth;764446 said:
Who knows, my ex might have faked it every time.

I don't think any women I've been with have faked orgasms but I really don't care.

Out of all the women I've been with the smartest thing that's ever come out of their mouth is my dick.

DLD · Jul 18, 2018

cladre60;764460 said:
I don't think any women I've been with have faked orgasms but I really don't care.

Out of all the women I've been with the smartest thing that's ever come out of their mouth is my dick.

lol That is some funny shit!

cladre60 · Jul 18, 2018

doublelongdaddy;764482 said:
lol That is some funny shit!

To be fair, what do you call a man who can't get an erection?

Brain dead.

huge-girth · Jul 19, 2018

cladre60;764460 said:
I don't think any women I've been with have faked orgasms but I really don't care.

Out of all the women I've been with the smartest thing that's ever come out of their mouth is my dick.

I'm just guessing maybe she does. As a means to make me feel accomplished and cum quick.

DLD · Jul 19, 2018

cladre60;764507 said:
To be fair, what do you call a man who can't get an erection?

Brain dead.

lol

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cladre60 · Jul 19, 2018

huge-girth;764565 said:
I'm just guessing maybe she does. As a means to make me feel accomplished and cum quick.

I'm sure some women do that. I've been told to go ahead and finish before because the woman was getting sore or was simply worn out and didn't think she could have another orgasm.

Others may not have strong orgasms so it may be harder for you to know.

Worst case is she's bored and wants it to be over. You can usually tell when a woman is doing that. Their tone of voice and how they're responding physically let's you know before they say it.

huge-girth · Jul 20, 2018

cladre60;764628 said:
I'm sure some women do that. I've been told to go ahead and finish before because the woman was getting sore or was simply worn out and didn't think she could have another orgasm.

Others may not have strong orgasms so it may be harder for you to know.

Worst case is she's bored and wants it to be over. You can usually tell when a woman is doing that. Their tone of voice and how they're responding physically let's you know before they say it.

But on a second note, she might not have faked it because she was always wet during sex.

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