Now Mr., Quijjiboo, First off the name is Mr., Hilter. I think that you are getting your lines crossed. Who does Patrick Swayze, play for. His he with Manchester United, or Liverpool? Never seen him in drag. Now as far as the new wife is concerned, she is lovely ain't she? One day I will be able to give her what she wants.
When I was on the farm we had a combined harvester that had problems with it's reverse gear. The boss insisted that I should take it and cut the corn down, let me tell you that it was during the forward run that the first gear sprocket broke. So I tried to reverse the machine, of course with reverse gear was screwed it would not move. I got the young lad who was with me to try and move it, while I went into the control panel near the cutting blades. The young lad got the machine to move in reverse and one of the cutters hit me in the crutch. This left me with one bollock and no dick. At the time I was quite well endowed. So after several major skin grafts, they built me a 2" dick. And the new wife likes an 8" dick, I think that she only married me because I won a large sum on the lottery. That's why I am thinking of renting the big Jamacian down the road for a couple of nights.
But one day I am confident that I will get a big dick again. I am very persistent and I am doing all the jelqs and stretches that might one day give me some length and girth again.