Occupation, what do you guys do for a living?

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Adolf Hilter

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• Oct 1, 2004

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kausion_420 said:

lol

If that was my name Id cry for days. Don't even sound like a real name although you never know. How do you even get a last name like that.



How did you manage to loose 5" of your penis??

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When I was on the farm we had a combined harvester that had problems with it's reverse gear. The boss insisted that I should take it and cut the corn down, let me tell you that it was during the forward run that the first gear sprocket broke. So I tried to reverse the machine, of course with reverse gear was screwed it would not move. I got the young lad who was with me to try and move it, while I went into the control panel near the cutting blades. The young lad got the machine to move in reverse and one of the cutters hit me in the crutch. This left me with one bollock and no dick.

 

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• Oct 1, 2004

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Wholly Crap!

 

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I also eat Marijuana cookies, I grow my own bud. Ever had sex after you have eaten Marijuana cookies. It make the Orgasm last for an eternity. You should try it. Also Try Emu oil on your dick.

 

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What is emu oil?

I have ate weed cookies, didnt like it. I don't mind mushroom chocolate turtles however.

 

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Emu oil Is oil from Emu's. Emu's are from Australia. This is great stuff if you have Arthritis. It is also used for jelqing, seems to make your dick bigger after jelqing.

 

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• Oct 4, 2004

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Why not get kids of your own?=)

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heh... that will come in time, my friend

 

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Well you know my occupation....Police.
May soon turn into something else, cos its far too hectic here in the UK and I aint keen on it, I have no fuckin time and feel tired and pissed-off.....I like the job, but its a LIFESTYLE not a job, and I think it may not be the right career for me.
Anyways, I'll keep plodding on and see how it all falls.

 

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Adolf Hilter

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• Oct 4, 2004

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Hey Red, I thought that I read some were that you are a fireman?

 

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Hey Red, I thought that I read some were, that you are a fireman?

 

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I Was.

 

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Hey red when did you quit being a fireman, to become a copper. and are you a copper in Essex, where the birds liked to be fucked.

 

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read back through the threads.

 

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• Oct 7, 2004

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Got a picture a few days ago of me at a day visit in the local school.
I cant take pictures with me and fellow officers in and put them onto the web, so I have done so with the children, but edited their faces out for privacy.
The picture has been shrunk, so its a nice fit in my signiture.
Reasons this picture was taken, for a local event at the school involving police, this picture went into the local paper, so I thought why not!! others have done the same, so heres myn.
I REALLY wonna post more pix of me doing shit, lol I wonna get some when I do drug raids or even an arrest .... lol maybe oneday, I gotta sneak some pix.
Also the link to the pix is http://www.geocities.com/redzulu2003/redcop.jpg

 

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• Oct 7, 2004

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Cool, keep it comin guys :D

 

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I'm a farmer, Great place to raise kids, bad place to make a living. :s
So eat more food so I can keep a roof over my head!!

 

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• Oct 9, 2004

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Hey Red, That of you in uniform, reminds me of my Granddad, who was a copper in Birmingham in 1920, he was 6'6" he was a big bloke. That was the time when a copper would clobber a bad wanker, This was normally enough to put a stop to the wankers mischievous life. It's a pity that you cannot clobber some of these crooks and wankers today.

Later in life my granddad became a warder at Whinston Green prison, that's when murder was considered to be a crime punishable by death, he participated in quite few hangings, he always said that even the most hardened criminal was like jelly, when they went to the gallows. How many coppers in the UK believe that the death penalty should be reinstated? Quite a large number, I bet? How do you personally feel about the reinstatment of the death penelity?

 

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• Oct 9, 2004

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Cool pic RED.

You look pretty old in that pic arent you like around my age like 20-22 somewhere in there?