Occupation, what do you guys do for a living?

Adolf Hilter said:

Well you guy's have it good, me I am retired, got a 2" prick, and I fuck all day. Need some rest anybody want to fuck a great looking 35 year old bird with big tits and tight pussy.

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Where are you at?

IM a bus boy at a resturaunt, hehe im 18

im 20 years old, store manage a domino's pizza (been there 4 yrs) and im a student at a community college

GhosT_DoGG said:

Im a Student at College, or i go an base-year first, to read the harder math, chemistry an physics. But i dont like it, want to work instead. And btw, college in sweden and america, are two different things. Here its not that hard to get in.

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It's probably not that different. Many colleges here have academic standards, and some are quite difficult to get into, but there are also quite a few that except anyone with a pulse. In fact, if they could raise the dead to get their tuition money, that one requirement would go out the window.

Im 20 I am an insturmentation mechanic/maintainance electrician and I run a web-site. Will get into electrical engineering in the next few years.

Adolf, I too would like some of this 35year old goodness. :D

jesus,i feel like an old fuckin man!
i am a professional climber(26yrs) done a little tower work,and high line work,but my forte is removing large trees from small places.had my own business,but now i just do sub contract work(less headache & more cash)also dabble in internet sales & buy to resell antiques.i have a really flexable schedule and i like it that way.

Well Jakb, I am in Newcastle upon tyne in the UK, where are you mate. Photo of new wife. Been married Just six months, the wife likes lots of presents, also smokes a little weed. Just loves to fucked, gives great Blow Jobs.

Adolf Hilter said:

Well Jakb, I am in Newcastle upon tyne in the UK, where are you mate. Photo of new wife. Been married Just six months, the wife likes lots of presents, also smokes a little weed. Just loves to fucked, gives great Blow Jobs.

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Mr. Hitler you can't be for real man. Every one of your posts cracks me up. Are you serious about all this shit that you say? This can't be your wife. Shit, this looks like Patrick Swayze dressed in drag with his head morphed onto some girl out of a Juggs magazine.

quijjiboo said:

This can't be your wife. Shit, this looks like Patrick Swayze dressed in drag with his head morphed onto some girl out of a Juggs magazine.

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ROFL :D

^^^^^^ total agreement

just stop doing Penis Enlargement.... its not like a life and death decision

Adolf Hilter said:

Well Jakb, I am in Newcastle upon tyne in the UK, where are you mate. Photo of new wife. Been married Just six months, the wife likes lots of presents, also smokes a little weed. Just loves to fucked, gives great Blow Jobs.

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I'm speechless.

Now Mr., Quijjiboo, First off the name is Mr., Hilter. I think that you are getting your lines crossed. Who does Patrick Swayze, play for. His he with Manchester United, or Liverpool? Never seen him in drag. Now as far as the new wife is concerned, she is lovely ain't she? One day I will be able to give her what she wants.

When I was on the farm we had a combined harvester that had problems with it's reverse gear. The boss insisted that I should take it and cut the corn down, let me tell you that it was during the forward run that the first gear sprocket broke. So I tried to reverse the machine, of course with reverse gear was screwed it would not move. I got the young lad who was with me to try and move it, while I went into the control panel near the cutting blades. The young lad got the machine to move in reverse and one of the cutters hit me in the crutch. This left me with one bollock and no dick. At the time I was quite well endowed. So after several major skin grafts, they built me a 2" dick. And the new wife likes an 8" dick, I think that she only married me because I won a large sum on the lottery. That's why I am thinking of renting the big Jamacian down the road for a couple of nights.

But one day I am confident that I will get a big dick again. I am very persistent and I am doing all the jelqs and stretches that might one day give me some length and girth again.

ahh so that's the tractor story.. (Seinfeld)

mr. Hilter, Is your wife's name Misty River?

And is this Jamaican's name Joe?

Just wondering!

:D

blabla, I used to do landscaping and construction...! That's weird! :D

Kong during the day acts like a little kid and plays video games and smiles with little kids around then goes home and hammers his wife like theres no tomarrow .... lol

I don't play video games all day. I "sample" them so that I can better help my customers choose their purchases.

By the way, Burnout 3 fuckin' rocks!!!

:D

kong1971 said:

mr. Hilter, Is your wife's name Misty River?

And is this Jamaican's name Joe?

Just wondering!

:D

blabla, I used to do landscaping and construction...! That's weird! :D

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Hi Kong 1971, My wife's name is Ermgard she is from Berlin, she used to be a coal mine in Berlin, she would take any mans shaft. We met in the red light district in Berlin. her specialty was the reverse blow job. She could suck you in and blow you out boot laces first. Her friends was name Miskola Shultz and the Jamaican guy's name is Sidney Sidebottom. He came to the UK from Kingston.

I believe his brother name is Joseph Sidbottem. Joe as he calls his brother still lives in Kingston. Sidney say's that his brother has a big set of bollocks and a small dick. Joe also has a girl friend who would like to get screwed by Sidney. I am afraid that I will have to rent Sidney to satisfy Ermgard fantasies.

But one day Kong, I will get my old weapon back all 7.5" of it. then I will not need Sidney again to Satisfy Ermgard. I am really trying to concentrate on my work out and hopefully I will not need another operation to provide me with my manhood. Of course it's all on the national health.

Adolf Hilter said:

the Jamaican guy's name is Sidney Sidebottom.

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lol

If that was my name Id cry for days. Don't even sound like a real name although you never know. How do you even get a last name like that.

But one day Kong, I will get my old weapon back all 7.5" of it.

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How did you manage to loose 5" of your penis??

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I work at a car rental agency at the airport, which is mad boring after being there for a year. I'm gonna try and get a new job soon, I just turned 19. When I'm not working, I'm training in Mauy Thai kick boxing, and Mixed martial arts. My goal in life at the time is to get into the UFC, or Pride FC in Japan. Its good fun!