About a year ago or so me, one of my friends (Mike) and his younger uncle (Joe) were all hanging out and decided to go to a strip club..
So we're hanging out at the club and some girls keep coming up to us and dancing just around us. This one dancer keeps going back and forth between us and this african guy about 2 tables away.
So she comes back to where we are (note we are not giving her tips, Joe just has a way with girls) and she ends up just staying there.
So African guy says outloud in a very stereotypical tone to the stripper "Whats wrong baby are you afraid of big dicks..."
So Joe having the short temper that he does gets up and goes "Whoa dude I know the fuck you didnt just say that to me, my fucking dick will eat yours whole"
(keep in mind this next part is in the middle of the damn strip club...)
So the African guy goes oh yeah prove it...as he unzips his pants and drops what looked like a 10.5-11inch long dick ( he got himself hard), but it was realistically like maybe 5-5.25 girth at best... so fairly skinny for such a long dick but damn was it long...
So Joe gets up and drops his pants.... this guys dick was massive... it wasnt as long as the other guys he was a def solid 9.75-10 NPenis EnlargementL, but his girth was almost unrealistic... Ive done lots of clamping and have seen a clamped girth of about 6.5 at my lowest base, and this dudes had to have been about 6.75 at the skinniest part and probably a solid 7 or 7.25 at the way base... I couldnt even believe it was real...
So Joe asks the stripper he goes "which one would u prefer"
The stripper points to the other guy and goes "Thats not gonna do anything" She points to Joe and goes "Damn that would fucking hurt.."
Ever since then I had a realistic goal of what to reach but I think Id be damn near dead before reaching it...
I just thought this was a way funny story... it goes to show you no matter what u have there is bound to be someone out there bigger then you... kind of scary to be honest..
So we're hanging out at the club and some girls keep coming up to us and dancing just around us. This one dancer keeps going back and forth between us and this african guy about 2 tables away.
So she comes back to where we are (note we are not giving her tips, Joe just has a way with girls) and she ends up just staying there.
So African guy says outloud in a very stereotypical tone to the stripper "Whats wrong baby are you afraid of big dicks..."
So Joe having the short temper that he does gets up and goes "Whoa dude I know the fuck you didnt just say that to me, my fucking dick will eat yours whole"
(keep in mind this next part is in the middle of the damn strip club...)
So the African guy goes oh yeah prove it...as he unzips his pants and drops what looked like a 10.5-11inch long dick ( he got himself hard), but it was realistically like maybe 5-5.25 girth at best... so fairly skinny for such a long dick but damn was it long...
So Joe gets up and drops his pants.... this guys dick was massive... it wasnt as long as the other guys he was a def solid 9.75-10 NPenis EnlargementL, but his girth was almost unrealistic... Ive done lots of clamping and have seen a clamped girth of about 6.5 at my lowest base, and this dudes had to have been about 6.75 at the skinniest part and probably a solid 7 or 7.25 at the way base... I couldnt even believe it was real...
So Joe asks the stripper he goes "which one would u prefer"
The stripper points to the other guy and goes "Thats not gonna do anything" She points to Joe and goes "Damn that would fucking hurt.."
Ever since then I had a realistic goal of what to reach but I think Id be damn near dead before reaching it...
I just thought this was a way funny story... it goes to show you no matter what u have there is bound to be someone out there bigger then you... kind of scary to be honest..