No response from bathmate customer support, going on day 12...

Bathmate customer service needs to improve if these threads are true. Has Agust been informed?

REDZULU2003;429035 said:

Bathmate customer service needs to improve if these threads are true. Has Agust been informed?

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I am assuming this thread is spam. I asked the guy for his name or order number and received nothing. I will wait a bit longer and if I hear nothing I will assume this was a troll.

There are so many threads like this, like 100, and they always get resolved; every time.

Howdy DLD AKA Mike Salvini girlfriend is Jen,

This thread is not spam! I spent a long time reading that article on Salon last night. I am real, I don't know about Toby50 but speaking for myself I am. I posted here http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/member.php?110894-Bathmate and Bathmate who I am assuming is August has not replied to this thread, so not spam. You may also see before you posted that remark about this thread being spam I was talking about __________ in a thread last night/morning about __________ doing a Mexican chick anally. I was talking about my anal fetish WHAT SPAMMER DOES THAT!!! LOL. You can see my posts here http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/search.php?searchid=3956576 my post in "does anyone use Bathmate without water as a dry pump?" is not related to bashing the Bathmate I'm actually suggesting a way for this man (I'm assuming, lol) to use their product successfully. I am an active member and do not wish to have my thread locked or deleted or anything negative happen to my account. HELL I even thanked you for welcoming me! LOL


Here is a pic to prove I'm real and not a troll, Also email me at the account used during registration.





I JUST TOOK A POOP! I DON'T KNOW ANY BETTER HOW TO CONVINCE YOU I AM REAL AND THIS IS NOT SPAM!!!
If you want next time I will include a picture of my shit in my craper if that's what it takes


Regarding the post by MAXAMEYES I think you might need to read more carefully. My original email is reposted below.

My first email was well organized, the additional info was from my second email and some stuff I added to be read by users of this forum. I don't believe anyone else made the same mistake as MAXAMEYES did they? I am sorry if I was unclear or not concise enough. I was frustrated by being ignored and wanted to post quickly so as to receive a response quickly.

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ORIGINAL EMAIL (ONLY MY NAME IS REMOVED)
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Howdy,

The Bathmate website needs some info on how to size one self for the Bathmate options.
I know that the X-40 says it's for people over 20cm (7.87401575in) which I am not.
I'm 6 to 6.5inches I am not really sure, just know I'd like a little more girth and length not
so much for function as for show and wow factor.

I've been trying to get a solid answer on sizing for the batemate before I order one.
I may not have that impressive of length but I don't much care. Women have always
loved or feared my girth or both. I'm between 5.5 to 6inches girth once again not sure
I have not measured reliably, only once when I was 16. I would say it's a safe bet to
put my girth @ 5.7inches. My rod is more of an oval so I think I'm about 2inches wide
and considering the internal diameter of the X-40 is 2.2 inches I foresee having
the pinching issues that others have experienced. I would like to order the X-40
(more preferably the Maximus I hear rumor of) but I fear that it might be to large to
start with.

My main issue is I think with expansion my girth may outgrow comfortable use of the X-40 almost immediately. See here the suction pulls the rubber seal in and makes
rings on the shaft of the penis.


http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/s...hMate-X-40


I was wondering what you would advise for my purchase?


Thanks for your time,
My Name here

Forgot to mention STILL NO RESPONSE TO 2 EMAILS!!!

Here is the info from the first email.

to info@Bathmateonline.co.uk
date Mon, Apr 18, 2011 at 4:02 PM
subject Website needs Bathmate sizing info
mailed-by gmail.com

THE SECOND WAS SENT 10 DAYS LATER!!!

to info@Bathmateonline.co.uk
date Thu, Apr 28, 2011 at 2:50 AM
subject How do you expect to make money if you don't answer costumer inquiries?
mailed-by gmail.com


This is NOT a short period of time. The longest any business including a weeked has ever taking to get back to me is MAYBE!!! AS LONG AS 5 days. This is LUDCRIS I'm less irritated at the length of time this is taking than I am flabbergasted that anyone could run a business like this. I have run my own business a small, Technology Based LLP and this is not okay. If I do order a Bathmate it will likely be off Amazon as I don't trust the customer service of this company (would you?). I find this deeply disheartening as I really do think DLD deserves the percentage he would receive of the sale.



I have not said anything negative up till now but I ERKS ME! I think about If I were DLD putting all this time into the forum and I DO SEE HOW MUCH WORK HE DOES HE POSTS EVERYWHERE!!!!! I understand he is at home a lot because of the issues he has to deal with and as a result he CAN spend that much time on here. However being that he does have to deal with his agoraphobia and likely does not have a regular job, maybe he has disability I don't know, I'm guessing the income he makes here helps him to live. The fact that Bathmate dropping the ball negatively affects him PISSES ME THE FUCK OFF!!!


I sincerely hope my otherwise civil tone will protect me from any disciplinary action as a result of the outburst.

I have my own issues I have been dealing with that have kept me from working and mostly inside for the last two years. It really bothers me that DLD seems like a genuinely nice guy who cares about people and works hard despite his issues and he deserves every penny he is able to earn. I don't know how to express my disappointed or sadness any better.


P.S. DLD or other MOD I welcome you to edit or delete this post as you see fit.


For everyone who has taken the time to read my thread and posts thank you.
The MUffs

Oh I know this is a triple post and I apologize but I can't edit posts here.

As DLD mentioned there is some sort of MAYDAY HOLIDAY but I did email in the middle of April not may.
At the VERY LEAST any company needs an auto responder for all emails to show they were received and
assigned a ticket number. They should also have the email denote they are on holiday and when you can
expect a response back.


When I had my business we changed our voice mail message and our email to auto respond for the all of
one day we took off for Christmas.

The reason I stated this may be spam is you have no sent me your name so I can check the order status. There have been a few trolls that have tried to pull this shit so excuse my paranoia. Please send me your name and address through a PM and I will track your order. As I said in an earlier post Bathmate has had two big UK holidays that we were contending with being Easter and Mayday, everything was backed up and slow. This may be the reason but I do not know for sure. Lets start with your name and address and I can see if I can track it down.

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I THINK EVERYONE NEEDS TO GIVE THIS WHOLE THREAD A CAREFUL RE-READ AND PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT USER IS POSTING EACH MESSAGE I AM BEING CONFUSED WITH OTHER POSTERS
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I have NO ORDER,
I NEVER once in any post stated that I did.

Just so we're abundantly clear the user on these forums known as Bathmate (I'm guessing this is August) has yet to respond to this thread (Which I requested) as mentioned here http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/member.php?110894-Bathmate



I, Earmuffs, am the OP of this thread. I will create an avatar so I am more easily recognized visually.


With all do respect DLD I think this tread has you all turned around.... Which I understand as you are probably in a few thousand threads a day. Let me sum it up for you. I asked about sizing info and pointed out Bathmate has yet to reply to a POTENTIAL (not yet customer email). Toby50 replied and affirmed that he was having similar issues with quality of service. Alin later replied to this thread and he is the gentleman who has not sent you his relevant information for tracking the order.


My initial and still relevant issue was my concern of placing an order with a company who is not even responsive enough to encourage me to order their product. If they don't respond to people who may spend money how much less likely are they to respond to people after they have their money? If they have your money they already have what they want, they have even less motivation to respond then. You may say business is not done like that, but business is not done by ignoring people who want to spend money.

My subsequent issues are:

- Sizing info. which the vote is in I need a X-40 < so that issue is done


- My inquiry as to whether or not the X-40 is still being shipped with valve issues. < this has not been addressed




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Toby50;428401 said:

Haha I sent them an email two months ago when I first got my Bathmate. I have yet to hear from them.

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alin;428700 said:

They don't answer even queries about orders.I paid them about 2 weeks ago and not even a single reply from them.

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alin;428724 said:

I didn't receive the product as I said in an earlier post made in this thread http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/...athmate-Now-Available-Through-Matters-of-Size

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doublelongdaddy;428731 said:

Send me your order number and I will track it for you.

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alin;428751 said:

After I made the order, it certainly appeared a page with the order number(IIRC), but I thought I would receive that also as an e-mail(this is the usual case with online orders) so I "x"-ed the page, but I as said this also, I didn't receive a confirmation e mail. I can give you my name via pm , if that helps.

I also tried contacting Agust via his skype id, but his status says "on holliday"

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doublelongdaddy;428764 said:

PM me your name. How do you even know the order went through?

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alin;428771 said:

The best indicator was the exit of the money from the account in the following working day.

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doublelongdaddy;428773 said:

There was no order number on the bank statement? This all sounds so strange as when I order I get a confirmation number and a receipt, with order number on my bank statement or pypal, depending on what I use. Please send me your name and I will track this for you, I am sure they can look it up by your name.

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doublelongdaddy;429025 said:

I am still waiting on your name to check this order????

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REDZULU2003;429035 said:

Bathmate customer service needs to improve if these threads are true. Has Agust been informed?

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doublelongdaddy;429037 said:

I am assuming this thread is spam. I asked the guy for his name or order number and received nothing. I will wait a bit longer and if I hear nothing I will assume this was a troll.

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I am still confused and let me just get this straight so I understand. You HAVE NOT ordered yet and you are waiting to order until? Just please, forget this thread and just simply ask the questions you want answered. This thread has completely and absolutely confused me.