Long Over Due...Welcome Kong

Congrats Kong, You will make a good moderator

nice man......you'll do a good job

Well, guess we'll have to pitch in and get you those
"sharks with frickin' laser beams on their heads" LOL

What the foreskin guy is a mod? What the hell was DLD thinking?

:D Just jerking your chain a little, Kong.

Seriously, I cannot think of anyone that is more deserving than Kong. He is a top notch contributor, prompt to answer questions both in threads and PMs, and just seems like a great guy. I've seen him post in nearly every forum and on nearly every subject. Kong will be an invaluable asset to this team.

When I get done growing my foreskin, I am going to snap it over your head and smother you. I can't think of a worse way to die! :D

Seriously, though, I am really proud to be the newest moderator on the biggest and best Penis Enlargement forum on the internet. Everything has been so crazy and so antagonistic here lately, I figure DLD just decided to bring in a clown.

I have been trying to think up some kong-style new threads to post. What do you guys think of the following:

"If you had a vagina for one day, what would you do with it?"

OR

"If you had to have sex with one animal, which kind of animal would it be?"

OR

"I have always wondered what Alec Baldwin's dick looks like! Does that make me gay?" (you older members should get that one! :D )

Actually, I do kind of wonder what his dick looks like... :D

Just kidding, guys. Take it easy. And thanks for all the encouragement. I really do believe in DLD and Penis Enlargement and I love shooting the shit with all of you here, and I just hope I can do the rest of the team proud with my offbeat sense of humor and strange interests!

kong1971 said:

When I get done growing my foreskin, I am going to snap it over your head and smother you. I can't think of a worse way to die! :D

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lol :clap:

Actually laughed out loud a bit at that one. :D

*shudders*

Eww. Smothered in smegma. I just lost my appetite. lol

congrats sugar , you deserve it

Well Kong, Glad to have ya among the ranks!! Its a tough role sometimes.



Congrats

just like everyone else here i am happy for you...the honor is well deserve..make us all proud...

Congrats Kong...well deserved!

Ahh, Congratulations Kong bud, Use your power wisely, for the good of the people!
And keep on tugging that Foreskin!

Nice Kong!