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Jonah Falcon is the man of the week on The John Henson Project. What a prick...he probably payed them to advertise his cock. They made a lot of "it's so big" jokes. Like "it's so big it has a five skin." That was the only clever one I heard. Anyway, do with this what you like.

DLD will be the man of the week soon. "It's so big Jonah Falcon cried."

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Originally posted by 9cyclops9
Jonah Falcon is the man of the week on The John Henson Project. What a prick...he probably payed them to advertise his cock. They made a lot of "it's so big" jokes. Like "it's so big it has a five skin." That was the only clever one I heard. Anyway, do with this what you like.

DLD will be the man of the week soon. "It's so big Jonah Falcon cried."

John
I would take him on in a measure off any day.
 
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Do it! I'd love to see that happen haha! You'd probably beat him out. I've never seen him with a ruler. He definitely doesn't look 13.5 inches.

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Originally posted by 9cyclops9
Do it! I'd love to see that happen haha! You'd probably beat him out. I've never seen him with a ruler. He definitely doesn't look 13.5 inches.

John
You never see him with a ruler because he can't back-up his outlandish claims. As a matter of fact, I have never seen a clear picture of this guys dick...for being someone who runs around on all these shows claiming to have this enormous penis you'd think there would be at least one clear photo.
 
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I saw a picture of him with his forearm next to his tool but that doesn't mean crap. From the crook of my elbow to the base of my palm is 11.5 inches and his definitely didn't go all the way from his elbow to his wrist. What a crock.

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Originally posted by 9cyclops9
I saw a picture of him with his forearm next to his tool but that doesn't mean crap. From the crook of my elbow to the base of my palm is 11.5 inches and his definitely didn't go all the way from his elbow to his wrist. What a crock.

John
Maybe he has 40" forearms:D
 

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When does this show come on? Is the week still going on?
 

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Originally posted by penguinsfan
Who is this guy? Does he claim to have the world's largest schlong?
Jonah Falcon has been claiming this for at least 5 years probably. Claims 13.5" He was in a documentary that ran on HBO called Private Dicks that was suposed to be a group of different guys talking about how they related to their penis ( lex was in it too, kinda before he was known as a porn star).

He has been featured in articles in Village Voice, Rolling Stone and some of those Maxim/Stuff-type mags. He was also on Howard Stern( in his bike shorts, I think). You can see it on E!
He walks around NY, goes to Yankee games etc in his white Bike shorts.
 

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So no one has challenged this guy, or made him verify the claims? I would hope so. I'll say I have a 15" dick if it gets me on Howard Stern and HBO.
 

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He supposedly was measured by Private Dicks on camera at 13.5" but it was not shown on HBO due to them not allowing erections. This of course seems, very convenient. Perhaps the producers or director could verify this.
 

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From his Imdb biography
( http://imdb.com/name/nm0265959/ )

Biography for
Jonah Falcon

Page 9 of 13


Height
5' 9" (1.75 m)
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Trivia
Jonah Falcon is best known for owning the reputedly largest documented penis in the world at 13.5 inches (measured on camera by HBO and British TV's Rapido TV/Yankee Panky.) Reputed in OUT magazine to be the biological son of John Holmes.


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Personal quotes
"Well, I'm a serious actor, but I think that once people get over the titillation aspect of seeing full frontal nudity they'll realise that this is an intelligent film." - For Him Magazine, December 1999.

"I've spent my life doing whatever people wanted sexually to get them to notice me. I'm desired and I'm wanted, but I'm also invisible. Most people really don't see me at all." (Out magazine, October 1999, page 130.)
 

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I don't know. I would think that HBO wouldn't waste their time on the guy if they were certain his claims were full of shit. I don't know how desperate such channels are to fill up airtime.

Hey, anything is possible, but that claim of being John Holmes' son sounds like a fish story. Of course it could be true, but it sure sounds like part of a fabricated claim.
 

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Originally posted by penguinsfan

Hey, anything is possible, but that claim of being John Holmes' son sounds like a fish story. Of course it could be true, but it sure sounds like part of a fabricated claim.
His mother denies it.
 

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Originally posted by penguinsfan
I don't know. I would think that HBO wouldn't waste their time on the guy if they were certain his claims were full of shit. I don't know how desperate such channels are to fill up airtime.

I researched the movie, the producers/directors and their production company's site where they sell the film. Neither Jonah nor his size is used in any promotional materials are writeups. He is mentioned in passing in the HBO interview with the director (thoough not by name). She said there was one guy who showed up who was much bigger than she'd ever seen before.
 
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Originally posted by bigbutnottoo
From his Imdb biography
( http://imdb.com/name/nm0265959/

Personal quotes
"Well, I'm a serious actor, but I think that once people get over the titillation aspect of seeing full frontal nudity they'll realise that this is an intelligent film." - For Him Magazine, December 1999.

"I've spent my life doing whatever people wanted sexually to get them to notice me. I'm desired and I'm wanted, but I'm also invisible. Most people really don't see me at all." (Out magazine, October 1999, page 130.)
Okay honestly, who gives a shit.
ALL THE GUY IS TRYING TO DO IS FEED HIS OWN FUCKING EGO.
The guy makes me sick, it's like saying "I'm the fucking man, hell yea 13 inches". He's trying to make himself somewhat fucking relevant with his penis or he's trying to become the alpha male in a way and try to make other men insecure.

If he didn't have that big piece of fucking meat, what would he be? He'd be another ugly joe scHydromaxoe.

This also ain't my jealousy or anything talking. If he came up to me in real life saying "look I'm relevant b/c of my penis or look I'm better than other men", I'd beat the shit out of him right there. It just makes me sick.
 

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Originally posted by lonerj
Okay honestly, who gives a shit.
ALL THE GUY IS TRYING TO DO IS FEED HIS OWN FUCKING EGO.
The guy makes me sick, it's like saying "I'm the fucking man, hell yea 13 inches". He's trying to make himself somewhat fucking relevant with his penis or he's trying to become the alpha male in a way and try to make other men insecure.

If he didn't have that big piece of fucking meat, what would he be? He'd be another ugly joe scHydromaxoe.

This also ain't my jealousy or anything talking. If he came up to me in real life saying "look I'm relevant b/c of my penis or look I'm better than other men", I'd beat the shit out of him right there. It just makes me sick.


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Originally posted by AncientChina
why not just put a ruler by it or have it actually measured...ohhhhhhh.rofl
In all fairness, no one is going to broadcast an erect measurement on TV.
 

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