Funny Sizegenetics Incident

There is a really hot hispanic woman that works at a pizza shop around the block from my apartment that I visit about once or twice every two weeks. She's really good at flirting with me and she always wears really tight jeans or spandex leggings which makes her ass looks amazing. Her name is Maria and she's recently divorced and I've tried asking her out a few times but she rejects me replying she just got out of a divorce and I'm too young for her and she's not ready and she has a son and blah blah blah. To be honest I'm really drawn to her looks and I can tell she's somewhat interested in me. Anyways, on last week after leaving the gym I came in with my white Jordan basketball shorts in which are really thin. I had my wallet in my front pockets and as she told me the price for my order I reached into my front pockets and as I reached I caught her staring at my dick through my pants. I didn't say anything I just played it off cool and I as I left I caught her checking out ass with a slight grin. Fast forward to tonight, I left the gym and went home to put on my size genetics extender. After wearing it for about 30 minutes I decided to order pizza since there was no food in the fridge. So I put on my light grey Nike tracksuit pants which are really thick and decided to go up to the pizza shop and really give her something to look at. Detail notes, I'm about 6'4 and I wear my SG at about 8.6" stretched so the extender can be scene on the left side of my leg!lol Furthermore, I drive to shop with my extender on and Maria is there and I immediately go up to the counter. As we are talking, I move back pretending as if I deciding from the menu up above but I'm really letting her see my bulge in my pants!lol So after I make a choice I move up to the register to pay. As I'm reach for my wallet I feel my SG slipping off! So I'm like oh no!! As she swipes my credit card I take a step up closer to the counter so she can't see anything and just as the step up I feel the SG slip off and I catch it with my knees. So I quickly faked like I hurt my knee and hurried into the restroom to catch it before it fell to the ground and put it into my pockets. As I return, I grabbed my pizza said goodbye and split. It was funny but indeed very risky but that's what I get for trying to show off. I'm gonna continue to ask her out because I know I'll eventually wear her down and when I do I'm going balls deep!lol

Funny story lol. I've worn my extender (Male Edge) out in public quite a bit, even tried to work in it-but realized clients seeing my bulge might not be the best thing, so I quit. Anyway, I had it slip off a few times, but it always stayed connected due to the tightness at the base. If you wrap it more (on the base ring) it won't slip off, also allows for some lasting swell while wearing it which I preferred.

interesting story, but remember: fake bulges lead to huge disappointment later. And not the wonderbra-kind where you just shrug it off. More like the "she tells all your friends" kind.

Good stuff mate. She sounds as though she wouldn't mind a piece of that! Older women love a younger guy interested in them and this girl will be able to show you many things, plus her pussy wont be so tight the sex is boring trying to go easy in a very tight hole which take it from me is crap! I love latin women, really nice skin, eyes and the ass mmmmmm you should try your best and be upfront that you would like to know her better and its just some fun, no strings ... play it cool and mention you aint interested in a relashionship and that should get her into the mood ... if you got a Bathmate then use that approx 8-12 hours beforehand so you got a nice juicy pump and when she sees you it will be like ''WOW'' and remember to slap that fucking ass!

SirKyle;449770 said:

interesting story, but remember: fake bulges lead to huge disappointment later. And not the wonderbra-kind where you just shrug it off. More like the "she tells all your friends" kind.

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LOL I guess that is true!

What's gonna be "fake" about a cock causing an 8.6" bulge?
Maria's gonna be like "Puta madre!!! Quiero diez! Diez solomente. Pinche cabron."

My extender causes a 10x9 bulge...

I wore my extender backwards for a week and I grew a vagina...is this ok?

doublelongdaddy;449871 said:

I wore my extender backwards for a week and I grew a vagina...is this ok?

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haha, I needed a good laugh today!

Sure is okay Mike how did it feel?

doublelongdaddy;449871 said:

i wore my extender backwards for a week and i grew a vagina...is this ok?

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lol

Cocktease!

doublelongdaddy;449871 said:

I wore my extender backwards for a week and I grew a vagina...is this ok?

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