And now...the FUCKED UP story of the day...
Yes guys, you might think I'm making this up, but I'm not. I knew a guy in college that wanted to get rid of his ass hairs, as in asshole hairs. So he bent over, spread he cheeks and had a friend ignite them with a cigarette lighter, at which point he immediately shreeked and lunged a few feet forward, smacking his ass and squeezing his cheeks to put out the fire. He said it burned a little, but he got it out before it actually burned any flesh. To my knowledge, he never did this again.
This occurred when some guys were hanging out one night setting their body hair on fire for fun. It was at that point when this guy said he'd like to take off his ass hair.