My girl's pussy stinks like salmon, will that help my girth? heh heh
But seriously, if you dont wanna deal with wrapping your clamp and it's oval shape, and all that noise, get yourself a "multiclamp". It's basically a 3 dollar plastic clamp in a round, loop shape with a dial you turn to make it tighter or looser. I think the dial is better since you can fine-tune how loose or tight you need it to be whenever you want. You don't have to deal with "clicks" to get the snugness you want. With those regular cable clamps, what you click is what you get. With the multiclamp, you can dial in the correct tightness with ease.
The only drawback is there is no quick release, but come on....how fast do you need to take it off? If you find yourself in a situation where you need to get that clamp off immediately, then you ain't clamping correctly. Besides, after using the multiclamp for a while, you can turn that dial pretty fucking fast. It totally rocks.
Another valueable piece of equipment is foam pipe insulation. It works fuckin great as padding for clamp workouts. And a 2 dollar length of tubing will last you months.
Multiclamps can be bought at
www.notjustparts.com they're like 2.79 or something. I've had mine for almost 2 years of regular use and it hasn't given me any problems yet. I believe they are superior to those red plastic cable clamps everyone seems to love so much. But hey, different strokes for different folks.
