Big Schwanz Acht;757804 said:
'it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again'

When FaceTime came out I was on a 4 way video call with LIGHTNING, Biz Markie, Grand Master DMC and DJ Jazzy Jay. Anyways they were discussing a bunch of music shit so I ducked out of the video, keeping my feed going. I got completely naked, I had the song Goodbye Horses blasting and I played out the whole scene in front of the camera. Everybody was laughing their asses off. I wish I could have kept that video.
 
Big Schwanz Acht;758175 said:
...complete w/rouge, lipstick and the man-junk tuck? you're effin' crazy, lol

Yes sir, complete, right down to the tuck and me saying "I'd fuck me, would you fuck me" they were passing their pants laughing!
 
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