Arrghh! I'd better not have hit a plateau.

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"Arrghh! I'd better not have hit a plateau."
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I haven't been around much recently because I wanted to stop thinking about Penis Enlargement and just do it. Basically I just thought that if it became a habit then I would forget about it and measure my dick one day to find I was 2" bigger than I used to be.
It's not happening. I've had steady growth since I started Penis Enlargement but now I've found I haven't grown since September. I'm not giving up, but it's a bit irritating. I weigh in at 9x5 currently and really wanted to be 9.5" by now.

Now that I've unloaded some of that, I have a question: I hang pretty low and my ligs (I hope it's the ligs and not tunicae I'm referring to) are quite loose. Should I be trying to stretch the penis shaft itself and not the ligs at the base now? Or can they still be stretched more?

Ending on a positive note though. The only girl I've ever loved came to my college to see me today and sparks started flying all over again. She'd never seen my dick though (it's taken a lot of meaningless sex to get over this frustration) until today:
I'll call her Jeanie. We were alone in a room.

Jeanie: "Ed, show me your dick"
Me: "What, here?"
Jeanie: "I want to see if it's as big as you said"
Me: "Er...ok"

*I start to get my dick out*

Jeanie: "Oh my Go...it is as well!...

*I pull out the rest, there's more than she thinks*

Jeanie: "Oh my GOD!!!"
Me: *laughs and puts it away*
Jeanie: "Oh my God. Fuck, Ed. Hmmm...I saw Ed's willie! *laughs*
Me: "What did you think?"
Jeanie: "Impressive!"

No-one's ever said that to me before. This is the start of something special :)
 
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how is your flaccid hang? I plan to be 9 in. too and want to see what kind of hang i can expect
 
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I've just measured it and it's a little over 6" flaccid unstretched. We have 3" of snow outside but I'm quite warm in the room I'm sitting so I guess that's a fairly accurate reading - i.e not affected by the cold.
Good luck with your gains :)
 
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Nice story there Shaz. So is there something promising going on or is she just admiring your snake for now rofl ? Nice stats by the way.
 
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Jeanie in Pick-Up-Artist (PUA) terminology is what is known as a "Victim Chick". She's had a troubled childhood and has found herself with a boyfriend who is totally psycho. I wouldn't try and take him on 'cos the guy could have my ass for breakfast and she won't leave him because she's scared of what he'll do to her or himself. They've been together since she was 13 and I first met her then about 5 months after. I was 13 or 14. Now I'm 18.
Nevertheless, I'm pretty sure she loves me. She made me an offer yesterday: "Come to this party tommorow and I'll fuck your brains out". I turned her down because she wouldn't have done it - she already owes me sex and 3 BJs as I keep reminding her. Still, the next time I'm alone in the house I'm calling her up, getting her drunk, and...well, we might have some fun ;) .
Thanks for that thing about my stats bro. :) I've been lucky with the length thing but girth is a real bitch for me. If you want to share advice let me know. What are your stats?
 
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Well Shaz I still got a lot of work to do man. I am around 7.1in long and not pretty sure about girth but it is ok. My goal is 8x6. When I am there I am done.
I think that thing about Jeanie and her psycho boyfriend really sucks. You will have to be really careful about getting on this chick. But if she really wants it go get her she owns it to ya lol.
 
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Yeah, my nerves have been frazzled ever since I met her. We want to get a flat together though and leave it all behind, which is great, but I'm currently trying to persuade her to get a flat in a different town from the one she already lives because it's kinda missing the point otherwise! :s
Man, you're gonna reach your goal in no time! You've less than an inch to go in length and probably in girth too. Just think - by next Christmas you'll probably have made it if you keep working hard. And if not, well, it won't be long after. :)
 
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Thanks for the promising words Shaz. I would be very happy if I would have my goals by christmas. I hope I have them, because in that case some chicks will suffer a lot at the christmas and new years partys lol.
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"Arrghh! I'd better not have hit a plateau."
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Shazbut said:
Jeanie: "Ed, show me your dick"
Me: "What, here?"
Jeanie: "I want to see if it's as big as you said"
Me: "Er...ok"

*I start to get my dick out*

Jeanie: "Oh my Go...it is as well!...

*I pull out the rest, there's more than she thinks*

Jeanie: "Oh my GOD!!!"
Me: *laughs and puts it away*
Jeanie: "Oh my God. Fuck, Ed. Hmmm...I saw Ed's willie! *laughs*
Me: "What did you think?"
Jeanie: "Impressive!"

No-one's ever said that to me before. This is the start of something special :)
nice:)
 
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