wow.

[jinso]

haha, i guess my dad is still looking around on my comp when Im not around see'n if Im checkin out adult entertainment sites and shit...wow I am 19 years old get over it jesus christ.

He found the link to [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] and he told my mom about it LOL. He and I were havin a drink and all of sudden he's like "son we need to talk"

I knew what was commin....it was either adult entertainment or something related. He goes "Size doesnt matter....dont believe those sites...its all a scam...its all snake oil in a different package"...we have this hour long discussion. I was like ..."Dang, I get caught with everything...first adult entertainment...marijuana..my pipe...now this"

How embarrassing but you gotta admit...kinda funny.

 

[BazookaJoe]

Yeah it is funny...... Though p.e is not snake oil. I sure as hell can't seem to get any good girth gains I am gaining length.

 

[Golf]

Hilarious story!

 

[jinso]

I went from 5.5 to 6 in girth. Those compression squeezes fucken work. I also like to place my dick on the bathroom sink counter and press from the base to the tip very slowly for 30 seconds...5 reps of 5. Try it.

 

[seeking8.5x6]

just make sure you stay away from the guys selling frog sweat and mayonaise combinations as a cure for the common cold.

 

[little fella]

That is gold I would be keeping an eye on your old man now he has found the site he will probably be investing in [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]extender[/words] or a pump. We all are fully aware that size does matter and not only sexually but mentally as well so don,t stop pe'ing. But that is hilarious, funny how they get a drink into them and that is when they have the courage to speak about things.

 

[ithiel]

damn, I would be embarassed for real tho. It's funny tho.

 

[BazookaJoe]

I went from 5.5 to 6 in girth. Those compression squeezes fucken work. I also like to place my dick on the bathroom sink counter and press from the base to the tip very slowly for 30 seconds...5 reps of 5. Try it.

How do you do a compression squeeze?

I'll try the other exercise tomorrow.

 

[MAXAMEYES]

Hey jinso,
A few months from now check out your Mom for an extra twinkle in her eye...maybe Dad's gonna decide to try a little "snake oil" for himself! Y'never know.

 

[MAXAMEYES]

Then YOU can bust HIM !

 

[longstretch]

Same thing happened to me. Only thing is my parents go to, and I WAS raised in, a fundamentalist independent baptist church...yah! They view this as the same thing as pornography and tell me not to set wicked things in front of my eyes. If only we could all be so closed minded. It doesn't really embarrass me because it doesn't bother my conscience. Besides I've been caught whacking it and my dad found my pipe last year. He didn't even take it away he just said that he won't bail me out if I get into trouble.

 

[jinso]

yeah..he only thinks Ive just been browsing. He doesnt know I have the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] CD, supplement pills and the [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]extender[/words]. I might be getting the bib soon as well.

Only time will tell if he'll find those too. Which I think might happen no matter where I stash it.