Women can be so fucking retarded

[DLD]

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[monsterMEAT]

True...but that can be said about men too.

 

[DLD]

True...but that can be said about men too.

This is very true. It angers me when anyone makes generalizations about the penis and race, age, body type, etc. as it causes undue anxiety to men who buy into these bullshit myths.

 

[badapiou252]

Hydromaxmm.. that must have been satire. Using a combination of stereotypes you can estimate the size of a man's penis to the nearest MILIMETER?? Gotta be a joke? She can't be that stupid...

 

[hooray4boobies]

haha, i work in a shoe shop, an i served a guy who had 1 foot US size 9, and the other US size 5,no bullshit!
i wonder how shed interpret his size from that?take an average maybe?
when she says 'in my experience these stereotypes hold true', you gotta wonder how many "experiences" she has had, to come up with these warped ideas.

 

[Pandora]

How does somebody that looks pretty intelligent come up with stuff like this anyway, penis in the shape of a friggin dildo, I'm glad she did not say anything about girth, I might have had an anxiety attack lol nope too late I had one anyway.

 

[pepepe]

just goes to show you women dont know shit lol

 

[Polymath]

This just in...

The length of your fingers compared against the length of your toes is the ideal way to perfectly judge penis size. What is the exact formula you ask? I'll leave that one up to Emma...

 

[stillwantmore]

As soon as she opened her mouth, I hit the 'back' button on my browser. I'd pay her $5000 if she guestimated my size right. Oh, but wait....I've done the impossible to my penis. "Oh SNAP!"

 

[DLD]

As soon as she opened her mouth, I hit the 'back' button on my browser. I'd pay her $5000 if she guestimated my size right. Oh, but wait....I've done the impossible to my penis. "Oh SNAP!"

With my 8.5" shoe size and my sub-6 foot height I would really disappoint her with my penis size...damn!

 

[5901]

I makes black men like me feel that I have to be 10inches and no less all men from each ethic group feel some sort of bad emotion becuse women like these! ?

 

[bigman1]

Well at 6'5" with a size 15US shoe, I think she'd be shocked to see what I'm packing.
"But...But... It should be 10inches plus or minus a millimeter. Nooooooooooooooo! *her head explodes*"

 

[Threak-X]

This woman Emma Lindsay simply makes herself look stupid with her logic plus giving the MIT Media Laboratory a bad image. Because she is not inventing a better future. IMO, I think she is a project/experiment that went bad.

http://www.media.mit.edu/about/overview.pdf
MIT Media Laboratory
20 Ames Street
Cambridge, Massachusetts


DLD(Mike) you should go over there and slap her upside the head with your dick a few times.

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[darkseid1998]

Emma must be joking, right? I have seen some black guys with small penises and some Asian guys like myself with bigger penises than blacks. Look at the small penis invitational video from Howard Stern. There is a black dude with a 3 inch penis with is smaller than a small size of 4" for an Asian guy! Also, I have seen guys with size 13 feet with small peckers as well. I have a size 8 foot and my penis is almost twice the size of these tall guys with big feet.

 

[markross256]

this video annoys the hell out of me. im just over 5 ft tall and most women go for my mates as there tall over 6ft and i know its got something to do with women thinking the taller guys got a bigger cock, well thats a load of shit and i struggle like fuck to pull when im with these guys. ive had the arguement with lasses in the group before when there drunk who they think has the biggest dick and they always put the tall guy first and leave me at bottom of list. ill tell you one thing you cant tell by looking at someone.

 

[bigjim7]

Rumour has it that Shaquille O'Neal has a small one but it could be 10 inches and still look small on him.
I wish the foot size were true I have UK11 (US12). However one of my wifes friends reckons that you can tell a mans penis size by measuring the disatance between the tip of your thumb and index finger when they are fully spread out. This annoyed me because although she is thick as pigshit it is almost spot on for me. Fucking stupid bitch, didn't let her know that though.

 

[hooray4boobies]

mmmm,that index finger thing is pretty much spot on for me too, bigjim.

 

[DLD]

This woman Emma Lindsay simply makes herself look stupid with her logic plus giving the MIT Media Laboratory a bad image. Because she is not inventing a better future. IMO, I think she is a project/experiment that went bad.

http://www.media.mit.edu/about/overview.pdf
MIT Media Laboratory
20 Ames Street
Cambridge, Massachusetts


DLD(Mike) you should go over there and slap her upside the head with your dick a few times.

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That shit is fucking hilarious

 

[mlb092]

Shes gotta be kidding...If not, has some one told DLD he should strangle the bitch with his cock? That will show her.

 

[9inchesplz]

haha she is joking

 

[Asanon]

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Check this one .... lmao !!!!!!! rofl

YouTube - Is it the size of the boat or the motion of the ocean?

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[Drjeckle]

WTTTFF this is coming out of MIT? Who the hell gave her a web tv show anyway? This all must be a joke...

 

[samzman]

did anyone call the bitch saying that she don't know shit? i have a size 12 shoe and i was naturally less that 5 inches hard. i believe she needs to get bitch smacked

 

[jqsderrida]

This video has caused a bit of a stir. I hope you all know that she was just exercising a pretty dry wit. Look at how hot she is though!

 

[jqsderrida]

We should give her a call. Her number is listed at the end of the clip. If one of you do chalk up the courage to phone her, let her know that a mathematician at the University of Chicago has a crush on her, and, that if she wants to go to a real school (viz. UC), to hook up with me in Chicago!

 

[samzman]

u serious?

 

[jqsderrida]

Why not? - you don't think that she's hot as hell?

Just call her up and be like... "Yo baby, I just peeped your kicking vid on that internet phenomenon that's sweeping the planet (except for the third world fraction of the planet) - YouTube. Your dry wit and short nappy hair has indelibly engraved your ass into my long-term. We should hitch-up and shoot some videos of us tousling morons for that tousled school of yours with the over-praised theoretical math department (no doubt that the applied math is top-notch). What do you say, baby? When we're done I could even fuck you in the ass?"

Man, this has totally got me psyched!

 

[seeking8.5x6]

that vid just makes me that much more determined to reach my goals for the day a chance encounter happens with a naive individual like that so ill be able to prove them wrong

 

[samzman]

i dont find her hot even if she kept her yap shut. but i'm all for insulting her and her nappy hair and saying that her ass should be invaded by the entire 7th fleet.

 

[3lee]

Ahhhh fuck her!

 

[smallwannabebig]

Yep, I'm 5'10"-5'11"ish cursed with short stubby fingers, a hair under 7 inches from tip of middle finger to bottom of palm. Size 9 1/2 shoes. And a tiny, but soon to be big dick. Its annoying because for the time being girls assumptions about this shit ring true for me.