wish me luck,gettin neutered 2morrow

[WNT2MORE]

hey guys,
wish me luck,goin for vasectomy in less than 12 hours.lookin forward to "CARE-FREE" SEX,and NO CONDOMS!i'm monagaMOS so std's are not an issue.still there is something about gettin "clipped" that makes a guy nervous.i have only had 3 "off" days since the last week of august,and i hope i dont lose any gains in the next 5-7 days that i will have to force myself to take off(the 1st day off will prob be easy )i hope i am not 1 of the small percent that "has problems"....MURPHY likes me,but hopefully he will take tomorrow off.i will post here how long it takes me to get back to my full routine so if any of you guys are gonna do this too,then check back to see what you can look forward to.any support by guys that have already done this is highly welcome.....save any "horror" stories until after oct 15th
thanks!

 

[kausion_420]

I could never get a snippity snip on my willie. Id much rather get every woman I could pregnant and spread my ignorance and help overpopulate our already filled up world J/K.

Good luck with that. I thought they already had a male birth control pill but it wasn't FDA approved so it would be hard to obtain... ah oh well this way its permanent.

By the way, who is murphy?

 

[WNT2MORE]

I could never get a snippity snip on my willie. Id much rather get every woman I could pregnant and spread my ignorance and help overpopulate our already filled up world J/K.

LMAO...that cracks me up bigtime...thanks for the laugh prior to "THE BIG SNIP"

Good luck with that. I thought they already had a male birth control pill but it wasn't FDA approved so it would be hard to obtain... ah oh well this way its permanent.

i got 3 "kids" 24,18,and 10 so "Penis EnlargementRMANENT' IS "GOOD"!

By the way, who is murphy?

your on a date with this hot chick...you just won a million dollars in the lottery...your flyin down to cancun for vacation.MURPHY is the asshole that IS RESPONSIBLE FOR:
THE CHICK SAYS "NO"
THE LOTTERY TICKET IS "NOT VALID"
THE PLANE CRASHES IN THE GULF OF MEXICO
he's the dude that fucks up a good thing rofl

 

[kausion_420]

Oh OK I know MURPHY, he is an ass. He has screwed me over a few times in the past. Maybe the stuff that happens that is good we can name SALLY.

 

[DLD]

Good luck and a speedy recovery!

 

[twins172_up]

hopefully what can go wrong will not go wrong...good luck on the operation...can i ask do you have any children? and why did opt to have this surgery? take care of yourself...don't rush back in to pe...it will be here...make sure you get yourself all healed up

 

[prince Albert]

You will need to take a few month off from pe,hope you opted for the general anasthetic i had mine done under local and it was a nightmare,didnt work either.

 

[GhosT_DoGG]

How does that shit works? Because if it just cuts the flow on the "sperm-pipes" whouldnt it be impossible to cum?=)

 

[BeBobBox]

yea explain how it works? they cut ur balls off? lol if not does stuff still cum out? when i have a wife and kids this seems like a chill idea

 

[penguinsfan]

Hope it went okay for you. Give us an update when you're able to do so.

 

[WNT2MORE]

THANKS GUYS!
i guess MURPHY took the day off and let "SALLY" go with me to the doctors.
everything went off without any probs.my girl said from the time she sat down in the waiting room until i came back out was 33 minutes.
for those of you that dont know what a vasectomy is,or are considering one heres how&what goes down.:
i had what is called a SCALPenis EnlargementLESS PROCEDEDURE.i didnt know it was gonna be scalpeless until i got in there.i thought it cost more than a standard operation,so i didnt ask for one,but i guess i got lucky.
what the doc does is gives you a needle in your sac to numb you up(stings a little)
then he makes a 1/2" slit in your sac about 1.5" below the base of your penis(it felt like he made a puncture hole,didnt hurt but i could feel it)
then he "fishes" around for the vas(like a little tube) snips a 1/2" or so peice out of the middle,and seals both ends.he does this for both nuts out of the same "puncture" hole.it sounds nasty,but all i really felt was the needle sting,and a little bit of internal "tugging",nothing serious.
that happened fri morning,and i laid around the rest of the day watchin movies.didnt even have enough pain to take an aspirin.took it easy saturday too.
then sunday afternoon had sex with my girl for about 2 hours without shootin off.had a tiny bit of ache,but that was prob from not firin off.
fired off this mornin,with no probs,everything looks and feels "normal"..it will be about 6-8 weeks before i am sterile cause there are still sperm lurkin in there.i will give them a "sample" after the 6-8 weeks,and they will tell me if its ok to "fire away" with no fear of gettin my girl pregnant.
so the bottom line is:
minimal pain during the procededure
minmal pain after the procededure
he didnt cut my nuts off
i dont talk like a chick
my wrist aint limp,and i dont shake my ass when i walk
i am not growin tits
my cock still gets hard(the day of the operation i got hard about 5 times.....AFTER the operation)
still have good "loads"(the sperm are only about 2% of the ejactulation)
i still wanna fuck(no drive loss)
and i wont have to use a condom,or worry about gettin my girl knocked up! rofl
i will be able to work tues,and i will start my Penis Enlargement back up tues night,but i will ease into it.i have gotton up to hanging 17.5lbs,but will start tues with about 7.5 lbs and work my way back up over the next 2 weeks.
i would recomend this procedeure for anyone that knows they dont want anymore children.
it cost me 618.00 which is far less than the cost of raising another child.
now i gottas get busy firing off about 20-30 loads to get rid of any remaining sperm....its a tough job but somebody has to do it! rofl rofl

 

[jakb]

lol lol

Glad to hear everything turned out well!

 

[sikdogg]

Lucky you... when i had mine done, the next day it felt like i got kicked in the nuts everytime i took a step. It was murder walking to the bathroom to take a piss.

 

[penguinsfan]

My neighbor and brother-in-law each had a rough time with their procedure.

 

[oopapercutoo]

I'm glad to hear that everything went off without a hitch. Best of luck to ya in your recovery...

...I may have to look into this procedure in the future if it doesn't effect sex drive at all...anywho, glad to hear you're okay.

 

[TheExecutioner]

Good to see you had minimal fuss during the procedure, a shame it doesnt protect you from std's :S
Are vasectomys reversible?

 

[sikdogg]

Yes they can be reversable up to a certain point. I was told by my doc that after about 5 yrs it's no longer reversable cuz you will have stopped producing sperm or enough sperm to impregnate. Also, the procedure to reverse is more involved than the original vasectomy.

 

[WNT2MORE]

thanks guys
i was pretty concerned,because i heard way more "horror stories" than happy endings.bad news travels faster than good i guess.like SIKDDOG says these are reversable,but it is a very costly procedure.kinda like tryin to sew 2 pieces of spagetti together.so you wanna be real sure you dont want more kids before you get it done.