Why do men lie???

[stillwantmore]

I posted this in Deep Thoughts:



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[DLD]

Does this guy have a picture too?

 

[stillwantmore]

Doubt it. He's probably one of those guys there who supports the belief that "I dont need to prove myself...I'm here for the emotional support of myself and others" type stuff that I've seen posted there before when others have asked about "proof pics".

 

[DLD]

What always confuses me about the LargePenisSupportGroup is that they talk about Penis Enlargement What is the logic is that?

 

[REDZULU2003]

I think their a bunch of serial perverts and Pychos that imagine things
Come-on now, that size is all very well impressive but I HAVE NEVER SEEN it before, and I seen guys in my job at 9 inches flaccid and they done peing thru' their genes [Samoan male] as their fathers did hanging and shit 1000's of years and that.

If they were so big they'd prove it, or at least make money from it.
That Gigantikok guy is a spammer also.
I banned him from PP cos of that, I saw his pix, the underwear ones from yahoo that is all.

I also reckon SWM you posted a very good response at theor site, that should wrip up a hornets nest.

 

[MDC]

Originally posted by doublelongdaddy
What always confuses me about the LargePenisSupportGroup is that they talk about Penis Enlargement What is the logic is that?

That's for the wannabe LPSG members. Their enlargement forum didn't seem very busy last time I was there.

 

[DLD]

As most of you know I am reserved to the belief that a natural monster cock is not possible except in extreme medical situations. I know there are quite a few natural 7"...there may even be a few 8" kicking around but above that is Penis Enlargement induced, of course IMO. Now it took me 2.5 years of hard ass fucking work to get to my current size (10.75x7 erect). If these men are making false claims it pisses me off because it kind of cheapens what I worked so hard for. I have never seen a penis larger than that of Mandingo, Lex, Holmes, Rambone, and a few others so if these guys were legit you would see a few of them in adult entertainment. As I have stated I have never seen men as big as the ones listed above.

 

[shower]

Originally posted by doublelongdaddy
I have never seen a penis larger than that of Mandingo, Lex, Holmes, Rambone, and a few others so if these guys were legit you would see a few of them in adult entertainment. As I have stated I have never seen men as big as the ones listed above.

DLD, you always crack me up when you talk about 'the biggest penises' you've ever seen cos you always fail to mention yourself

Go on - deop in a subtle 'DLD' in between 'Mandingo' and 'Holmes' in your next list

 

[Lightning]

Originally posted by doublelongdaddy
As most of you know I am reserved to the belief that a natural monster cock is not possible except in extreme medical situations. I know there are quite a few natural 7"...there may even be a few 8" kicking around but above that is Penis Enlargement induced, of course IMO.

How can we Be so Sure their's not Natural Monster Cocks out there? How Can we be Sure their is not Life on other planets. How can we be Sure their is such things as ghosts? How do we know if a tree falls in a forest with nobody around, it makes a sound?

Some of us see these things happen in life and some of us don't. So the people that don't see them don't believe them. I never saw a ghost, an alien or perhaps a tree fall in the woods. But I have seen some Natural Monster Cocks so therefor I believe.

 

[DLD]

Originally posted by Jaz
But I have seen some Natural Monster Cocks so therefor I believe.

2 questions, how big were these MONSTER COCKS? and How are you so sure they occurred naturally?

actually I have a third question, Are you so sure the Monster Cocks you saw were not on an alien ghost?

 

[Lightning]

Oh Sorry, I forgot, all my friends Penis Enlargement'd when we were growing up.

 

[DLD]

Originally posted by Jaz
Actually, That was a really great story you just told me.

 

[Lightning]

Originally posted by doublelongdaddy
2 questions, how big were these MONSTER COCKS? and How are you so sure they occurred naturally?

actually I have a third question, Are you so sure the Monster Cocks you saw were not on an alien ghost?

I saw a 27" Cock that a fifteen year old friend of mine had. But I forgot he invented Penis Enlargement.

 

[Lightning]

I'm Such an irritating Wise Ass. Please Ban me!!!! I Need to Be BANNED!!!! URGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!! [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words]

 

[DLD]

Originally posted by Jaz
I saw a 27" Cock that a fifteen year old friend of mine had. But I forgot he invented Penis Enlargement.

Could he suck his own gg?

 

[WaxN]

I think a lot of these guys are into humiliating other guys. It has to be. After all, what do I gain or lose if I tell you guys that I'm 12.5" or 2.5"????
But these sad dudes are living a fantasy life - it reminds me of a guy I once knew who was telling me about some chick I liked. He said that she fucked some brutha who was so huge that he couldn't even fit his cock into her mouth, so they fucked instead. After I thought about it awhile I realized that there's no way her pussy was bigger than her mouth - she only had 1 or 2 boyfriends. Then I found out that she didn't even know the black guy he was talking about.
S'okay....a few days later, I snuck a few blasts of piss into his iced tea jug & laughed while he drank my bladder matter.

 

[REDZULU2003]

Lovely
Those guys/gals at LPSG must be S O O O O O O sad.
I bet its a struggle to get outta bed in a morning for 'um' I reckon they get up, and sit at the PC all day thinking of things to type at LPSG the Loners wonna be bigger club than they get high of their fart fumes and stinking feet and start to imagine Anaconda sized bulges emerging from their weak pubic areas ......after some hours of manuel masturbation and adult entertainment hunting, they are high as a kite and actually think they have 18 inches of Pure steel between that leg of lamb.
Than they think. 'I must tell the others' so they do.
And they all go around and around all day feeding each other neverending imginary tales of despair, lust, anger and hate among other things.
I love popping in their, as its sooooooo funny to read, I advise it myself as a former part-time writer in my junior to have a look thru for some ideas on story telling, I mean it....some good material in them forums

I have even begun to think that they aint human......that they are lepricorns or some sort of fucked up freaks.
They sit around all day wanking, drinking, doing drugs probably...have no job and just tell some amazing bullshit.
I mean 17X11.5 Come on thats the biggest load of trash I heard since play school [Kindergarden].
These creatures have created a nest as I put it, that is the LPSG and they are swarming their in their droves.
If I had my way these investations would be rounded up and shot in the head :blaster: ending the torture.........the misery.......and of course..........the 110% BULLSHIT that is LPSG.
I hope you enjoyed this sarcastic renedition of RedZulu2003 Aka RedZee conclusion of the LPSG forums......goodnight and happy story telling :wave:

 

[penguinsfan]

Originally posted by WaxN
I think a lot of these guys are into humiliating other guys. It has to be. After all, what do I gain or lose if I tell you guys that I'm 12.5" or 2.5"????
But these sad dudes are living a fantasy life - it reminds me of a guy I once knew who was telling me about some chick I liked. He said that she fucked some brutha who was so huge that he couldn't even fit his cock into her mouth, so they fucked instead. After I thought about it awhile I realized that there's no way her pussy was bigger than her mouth - she only had 1 or 2 boyfriends. Then I found out that she didn't even know the black guy he was talking about.
S'okay....a few days later, I snuck a few blasts of piss into his iced tea jug & laughed while he drank my bladder matter.

You've got it right. There are a lot of guys out there that are on the large end of the scale that into humiliating others.

On your other matter, I guess revenge is a dish best served not cold, but piss warm.

 

[DLD]

Originally posted by penguinsfan
I guess revenge is a dish best served not cold, but piss warm.

What is the deal with your cool quotes lately...I'm starting to look forward to your posts wondering the next quote will be. Nice

 

[pUNKY]

LOL thats the biggest load of BS ever, if they were that big then it would be pointless anyway because they would only get around half of there cock in a women. Stupid sad computer nerds who cannot get laid so they try and get the attention by saying there dicks are 17" HA

 

[penguinsfan]

Originally posted by doublelongdaddy
What is the deal with your cool quotes lately...I'm starting to look forward to your posts wondering the next quote will be. Nice

Well, I like being a funny guy. Also, I enjoy reading great memorable quotes from people and I therefore challenge myself to come up with such things. Sometimes they're funny, crude, dark and cynical, etc., but it's something I enjoy.

My personal favorite I coined is: Quantity of life, without quality of life, is not a blessing but a curse.

 

[huge-girth]

As most of you know I am reserved to the belief that a natural monster cock is not possible except in extreme medical situations. I know there are quite a few natural 7"...there may even be a few 8" kicking around but above that is Penis Enlargement induced, of course IMO. Now it took me 2.5 years of hard ass fucking work to get to my current size (10.75x7 erect). If these men are making false claims it pisses me off because it kind of cheapens what I worked so hard for. I have never seen a penis larger than that of Mandingo, Lex, Holmes, Rambone, and a few others so if these guys were legit you would see a few of them in adult entertainment. As I have stated I have never seen men as big as the ones listed above.

Boss take this from me, I'm from a polygamous home. my dad married 11 wives and had 57 children. I'm the 54th child. I'm the last child of my mother. I have step brothers from the 8th wife, all of them have monstrous penis measuring more than 8 inches in length. I also have a friend who myself and him measured his non bone pressed and I saw 8.5 inches. I have seen too mony monstrous penis here in my home country Nigeria.

 

[Big Schwanz Acht]

Boss take this from me, I'm from a polygamous home. my dad married 11 wives and had 57 children. I'm the 54th child. I'm the last child of my mother. I have step brothers from the 8th wife, all of them have monstrous penis measuring more than 8 inches in length. I also have a friend who myself and him measured his non bone pressed and I saw 8.5 inches. I have seen too mony monstrous penis here in my home country Nigeria.

Christmas must be a nightmare at your house

 

[huge-girth]

Christmas must be a nightmare at your house

My dad lived with only 4 wives, the other wives lived separately.

 

[DLD]

Christmas must be a nightmare at your house

lmao, good one!