We aint normal

[slayman]

im starting to realize that a lot of us arent what i would call normal. This is just a joke so no offense to anyone but......

DLD is OCD and has a fear of public places. I think he wishes he was black or something. He wants a huge dick, likes badonkadonk butts, listens to hip-hop, and is lazy(that might have crossed the line, my bad).

Redzulu is part arab, and im guessing that part of him is the guy who terrorizes the women of England with one of the thickest dicks in the world. He should call his dick Jack the Ripper cause he tears whores to shreads.

Supra. man thats too easy, we know he isnt normal. If youve seen some of his pictures, he has so many devices on, it looks like Robo-Dick. He talks openly about Penis Enlargement with his friends and wears his [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] t-shirt probably more often than he wears underwear. Also, the man injects hormones directly into his penis. Ill pass out if you bring a needle within a yard of my dick.

Im not sure how many of you know Zach, or samzman. He's and art school student who likes martial arts and has the best girlfriend in the world. She is hot teenager who loves bukkake and being forced to deepthroat him. That aint normal but i wish it was.

of course if im cracking jokes on these guys ive gotta point out that im not normal either. Im a 20 year-old super virgin. I havent even kissed a girl. Ive Penis Enlargemented since i was 16 and have never done it consistently for more than 2 months. Im just not normal on an everyday level either.

 

[Stunna]

Yea Im beginning to realize im not normal either, especially when a guy at the lunch table says how his balls hurt, and then I ask the symptoms, and actually help him fix the problem... everyone else must think I'm weird LOL

Its okay tho, you can call me Dr. Penis

 

[DLD]

DLD is OCD and has a fear of public places.

True

I think he wishes he was black or something.

True

He wants a huge dick

Already have the hugest

likes badonkadonk butts, listens to hip-hop, and is lazy(that might have crossed the line, my bad).

True

 

[LeeJunFan]

Lol

 

[blue1214198203]

ive started to realize that myself. every once in a while when i jelq or am spending hours looking up info on tissue and whatever and i think "what am i doing!?, i look like a freak right now, everyone i know is out with friends or doing something else other than this, what is wrong with me!?" but the feeling goes away pretty quick, cause i realize its actually kinda fun and i just go back to what im doing.
oh and i dont even have a girlfriend either!

 

[crazyed27]

Hell I've NEVER been normal! And never will be! I'm happy with that!

 

[stillwantmore]

Yea I'm not normal either. I dont care though. "Normal" people are usually frustrated people. The "weird" people are usually the ones trying to find a better way to do something or improve something that the "normal" people just accept as the truths that cant be changed and continue to be frustrated with every day of their lives.

 

[Shazbut]

I play Jazz piano.
I win.
rofl
'Normal' is one of the worst things you can be anyway. People who are genuinly different are people who get noticed and often succeed. Although I sympathise with you guys who haven't had much experience with women yet, because I used to find that when I was younger. Girls would be too weirded out by you and shake their heads and walk away or not want to know you at all. I'm much better now and I have a sex partner; this I put it down to 2 things -
1.) When I fell in love for the first and, as yet, only time
2.) Penis Enlargement
The confidence I have now has changed my life. I fear rejection much less and I feel like I deserve any girl in the world. It's all down to confidence. The whole thing.

What the hell am I talking about this for? Sorry fellas.
Peace.

 

[fallen_one23]

... when I've came here today all I''m reading is depressing posts. yea I see what you mean, and have thought about it myself. you got to remember that the penis is not too much of an open subject to everybody, hardly anyone knows too much about it, and hardly anyone Penis Enlargements, just us. I guess you can call us freaks for that. but then people studying DNA and cloning are freaks, ones that put together computers are freaks, one's that dig and date fossils and stuff are freaks, ones that experiment with different drugs and bodybuilding are freaks, so are people that play too many videogames.

 

[GhosT_DoGG]

Who are we to judge whos normal?
Are there really a superior human, and the person who found that out was he normal?
I think the human should be a little wacked, how booring wouldnt it have been if all humans were equal?

*runs around with a butchers knife and yells at killerclowns!*

likes badonkadonk butts, listens to hip-hop, and is lazy(that might have crossed the line, my bad).

^^ That fits in for me too haha!

 

[xtremegamer]

im starting to realize that a lot of us arent what i would call normal. This is just a joke so no offense to anyone but......

DLD is OCD and has a fear of public places. I think he wishes he was black or something. He wants a huge dick, likes badonkadonk butts, listens to hip-hop, and is lazy(that might have crossed the line, my bad).

Redzulu is part arab, and im guessing that part of him is the guy who terrorizes the women of England with one of the thickest dicks in the world. He should call his dick Jack the Ripper cause he tears whores to shreads.

Supra. man thats too easy, we know he isnt normal. If youve seen some of his pictures, he has so many devices on, it looks like Robo-Dick. He talks openly about Penis Enlargement with his friends and wears his [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] t-shirt probably more often than he wears underwear. Also, the man injects hormones directly into his penis. Ill pass out if you bring a needle within a yard of my dick.

Im not sure how many of you know Zach, or samzman. He's and art school student who likes martial arts and has the best girlfriend in the world. She is hot teenager who loves bukkake and being forced to deepthroat him. That aint normal but i wish it was.

of course if im cracking jokes on these guys ive gotta point out that im not normal either. Im a 20 year-old super virgin. I havent even kissed a girl. Ive Penis Enlargemented since i was 16 and have never done it consistently for more than 2 months. Im just not normal on an everyday level either.

I too am a superVirgin at the ripe old age of 18.

 

[bigbutnottoo]

For me "normal"= mediocre=complacent=death

 

[REDZULU2003]

Normal is just a term made by some goodie goodie long ago.
Probably had no life and no question was a POSH English trat.
He or she said this is normal ..... it became excepted and put into dictionarys as what Normal was.
This NORMAL word, makes us worse .... peeps with mental issues are worse cos they wonna be NORMAL.....I have forgot and left this in the past cos.. WHATS NORMAL???? I mean no one is normal, NO ONE.
We are all our selves, anyone who is normal is just a sheep who follows the flock.

I have to admit theres alot of weirdos here lol DLD is one insane fat bastard hahaha and supra is just gone with the wind, still is a Psycho who should be locked away, his hairs are a lethal wepaon , ItsElectric is convinced hes small, even tho he has given us ruler shots bigger than he says, but still he thinks otherwise ... than theres Gandolf who made the video series and is having a hard time with pe at the moment yet his videos are the main source in the pe world .... I can go on and on ... we are weirdos, plain and simple ..... who else spends as much time as us stretching our cocks and chatting about it, takeing pix online with absolute perverts lol

But if a lesson is to be learned, let it be - NEVER be down if ya not normal, cos normal is just a term for the sheep, remember that.

 

[DLD]

who else spends as much time as us stretching our cocks and chatting about it, takeing pix online with absolute perverts

True

 

[bigbutnottoo]

Also, all those things you said about DLD, you could say about me too. Except I'm younger and less hung-er.

 

[fallen_one23]

sometimes i wonder what I'd be like if i never entered the world of pe... probably much different, not having penisexcercises on my mind so much, and all the time wasted? here

 

[REDZULU2003]

yep, WHAT WOULD WE BE DOING if pe sites werent around???????
I know I could of got alot of network stuff sorted out from home, lol and other work that needed doing .... I can be here for just say 30 mins and I end up posting and reading for say 2-3 hours.

 

[crazyed27]

rofl If it were'nt for OCD DLD would still have a small penis rofl

 

[waseechee]

I work with the dead, does that make me a freak? I don't think so but some might. One thing I hate about myself is my temperament. My friends tell me I'm a loose cannon on the deck. I carry a .22 Derringer to work everyday. Why do I carry a loaded weapon in my pocket? I have no idea cause it ain't for protection. I'm OCD and ADD. sos it sounds like to me we're all pretty much the same. Maybe they are the ones that are not normal. Maybe we are the ones that are normal. Everyone has their own little quirks. Just as long as you are not committed to an institution, I think you probably OK.

 

[DLD]

As fucked up as I might be I'll keep my 11" normal or not!

 

[bigbutnottoo]

I want to be normal........



For a horse.

 

[MCTFB]

When people criticize you for not being "normal" what they are really doing is being envious that you are not content with being mediocre like they are.

After all, how many "normal" people made a big difference in world history?

When mediocre people don't understand someone who behaves "out of the norm", their first instinct is to imply there is something wrong with that person when in fact they have made no effort to understand the motivations for why this person is choosing to behave "out of the norm".

Of course there are limits to being "abnormal" which allow us to all get along (for example you can do bukkake just don't do it in public and please don't let me know about it), but people who try and make other people "conform to the norm", are really just insecure people trying to present their mediocrity as the ideal that others should aspire to, or more often than not, lower themself to.

 

[DLD]

I want to be normal........



For a horse.

When people criticize you for not being "normal" what they are really doing is being envious that you are not content with being mediocre like they are.

After all, how many "normal" people made a big difference in world history?

When mediocre people don't understand someone who behaves "out of the norm", their first instinct is to imply there is something wrong with that person when in fact they have made no effort to understand the motivations for why this person is choosing to behave "out of the norm".

So True!

 

[longTom]

Guys come on....
normal is just a setting on the dryer!!!!
LT

"Normal is what everybody else is and you are not!"
Star Trek generations

 

[turkzilla]

I think one has too either learn to accept it or change it. I ain't so called "normal" and I feel I have been blessed as weird or eccentric...They don't write books about "normal" people's lives.
Most people who look and act "normal"
are usually hiding something underneath.
Reading some of these posts I sometimes would think "what the hell is wrong with this dude or man that's weird" then I realize everyone here is here for basically the same purpose to get a larger pecker. and i realize that this group is in my opinion pretty cool, regardless of what others might think.
To me it seems like some of the guys here are insecure...for whatever reason
I know I am.
That insecurity has a lot to do with worrying about what other people think...If you can lessen or control those worries one will become secure.
Overall I feel normal people are dull...all of my friends are a little weird as well and I wouldn't have it any other way.

 

[Super]

I dont like being normal, its no fun, everyone is normal, I refuse to be normal and partake in that kind or banal life, I need to be activley doing somthing thing postive for my self an others.

I know I am a crazy fucker and my latest thing with injecting HGH and IGF into my penis is by far way beyond not normal, but its me, and you guys accept that and so does my family and freinds, for that, it makes me happy.

 

[REDZULU2003]

Sometimes I think I have OCD.

 

[Super]

LOL I know I do about my penis

 

[SLICEDBEEF]

LOL

That was funny shit Slayman!

Supra, I think you should rename from "Supra" to "Supra A.K.A. ROBO-DICK"

 

[Spektrum]

Yeah, I've known this fact for quite a while. Normal people would be appauled at the idea of pulling hard on your dick or squeezing it together, turning it purple.

You've gotta be a bit of an odd ball to do Penis Enlargement. You have to be even more of an odd ball to share pics of your progress with strangers over the net, haha.

 

[Gandolf]

I have to admit theres alot of weirdos here lol DLD is one insane fat bastard hahaha and supra is just gone with the wind, still is a Psycho who should be locked away, his hairs are a lethal wepaon , ItsElectric is convinced hes small, even tho he has given us ruler shots bigger than he says, but still he thinks otherwise ... than theres Gandolf who made the video series and is having a hard time with pe at the moment yet his videos are the main source in the pe world

Man, that's the tip of the iceburg in terms of my pathology, lol, you have NO idea.

 

[JIMBOPUKE]

sign me up for the ranks of "not normal" too....at least "not normal" by most people's standards.

I'm waaaay OCD, I wash my hands a lot, I jack off like 3 times a day, I'm obsessed with asian women, particularly filipinos, and I will stare at any woman's legs at any time anywhere..I would rather hang out with a woman and jack off while she jacks off than fuck her, and if I could I would bite the calves of every asian woman at my work place....sometimes I have to leave the room at work because I feel like lightning bolts are coming out of my eyes...there's just something about asian women's claves that drives me absolutely fucking bonkers...good thing I'm in socal.

I don't think any of what I mentioned is weird, but to all the stiffs in the work world it is.

There's a girl at my work who looks real straight, like banana republic kinda straight..not my usual type. she's like half filipino or something and everytime she walks by I want to bite those motherfucking calves SO fucking bad I actually clench my fists in my pockets. I want to talk to her, but what does a guy like me say to a girl like that? "hey I wanna watch you jack off while I jack off, shove my tongue down your throat and then lick every inch of both of your legs, ending at the heel, coming back up to the calf and taking a bite into it?...oh and keep those sexy ass shoes on while I do it too."?

 

[JIMBOPUKE]

lol...thanks dude. Yeah I'm a mess right now...a bum shoulder, I broke up with my GF like 2 months ago (on good terms), and a fucking asian calf fetish.

there are soooo many asian women at my work with good legs too...it's insane. I actually LOVE going to work...especailly now that it's getting warmer, they're all wearing skirts. there's the one I mentioned, then another filipino woman who smells so fucking good to me, I can't not just go mentally ballistic every time she calls me into her office....and I'm not talking like her perfume smells good, her fucking BO smells good, dude! ...and she's fucking hot too. I can't stand it. I'm usually not very flirty, but lately with her I have been...playing weird jokes on her and shit...someday dude, someday, I'm gonna be working late with her and I'm going to lean over and stick my tongue down her throat I swear to god.

My ex is asian and she knows all about my little habits...the thing for me though is that I look pretty normal...like I look like an all american guy kinda...that's what my ex thought, and then once she got to know me she said, "Jesus, you look normal and everything but damn, you're a fucking weirdo and a perv." she liked it though. I still say any woman, deep down would rather be with a fucking perverted motherfucker than a bland ass boring motherfucker....even if the perv was into really REALLY sick shit.


the banana republic chick has kinda been making eyes, and I have too, but I'm scare dto actually do anything because I think she'll think I"m one way but I'm totally not.

 

[JIMBOPUKE]

Hey AC-

yeah maybe things woulkd work out with that chick...hopefully. Right now I'm looking or a girl to be friends with...one who's into watching adult entertainment and jacking off together, but not much more...I can't handle much more than that right now in terms of a realtionship.

I agree with you on the girl thing...I think even a straight (as in "on the straight and narrow) chick who's maybe even a bit uptight would get off on a guy wanting to suck on her calves....we'll see!

 

[MCTFB]

lol...thanks dude. Yeah I'm a mess right now...a bum shoulder, I broke up with my GF like 2 months ago (on good terms), and a fucking asian calf fetish.

smells so fucking good to me, I can't not just go mentally there are soooo many asian women at my work with good legs too...it's insane. I actually LOVE going to work...especailly now that it's getting warmer, they're all wearing skirts. there's the one I mentioned, then another filipino woman whoballistic every time she calls me into her office....and I'm not talking like her perfume smells good, her fucking BO smells good, dude! ...and she's fucking hot too. I can't stand it. I'm usually not very flirty, but lately with her I have been...playing weird jokes on her and shit...someday dude, someday, I'm gonna be working late with her and I'm going to lean over and stick my tongue down her throat I swear to god.

My ex is asian and she knows all about my little habits...the thing for me though is that I look pretty normal...like I look like an all american guy kinda...that's what my ex thought, and then once she got to know me she said, "Jesus, you look normal and everything but damn, you're a fucking weirdo and a perv." she liked it though. I still say any woman, deep down would rather be with a fucking perverted motherfucker than a bland ass boring motherfucker....even if the perv was into really REALLY sick shit.


the banana republic chick has kinda been making eyes, and I have too, but I'm scare dto actually do anything because I think she'll think I"m one way but I'm totally not.

I thought I was the only one. Never dated an asian, but in high school there was this petite very cute Korean girl who played in the school orchestra with me, and for whatever reason my eyes could not get off her legs, in particular her calves. I just didn't know what the hell was wrong with me. No other woman's calves have had that effect on me since then, or maybe my social environment is such that I don't see a lot of female asian calves lately.

I dunno about the rest of the people here, but I think asian women have the best natural body shape, just few of them have nice boobs. A lot of guys like half asian half white girls because they have the great body of an asian lady with the natural nice sized boobs of say your typical northern european type woman (though Kristen Kreuk is an exception to that rule).

 

[DLD]

Man, that's the tip of the iceburg in terms of my pathology, lol, you have NO idea.

Maybe we should start a forum for the insane? A place where we can go and discuss our penis and how to make it bigger. That would be awesome

 

[bigbutnottoo]

I have a Hot Chick fetish.

 

[Super]

I have a white blonde fetish

 

[JIMBOPUKE]

"I thought I was the only one. Never dated an asian, but in high school there was this petite very cute Korean girl who played in the school orchestra with me, and for whatever reason my eyes could not get off her legs, in particular her calves. I just didn't know what the hell was wrong with me. No other woman's calves have had that effect on me since then, or maybe my social environment is such that I don't see a lot of female asian calves lately.
"

yeah...there's something about asian womens' legs...I'm not sure what it is but a lot of them have those great calves...I actually really like larger Korean women...I've seen a lot of "overweight" Korean women with just awesome, water baloon-like calves that were soooo hot to me.

But smaller asian women have that lean, yet muscle-y calves that are awesome...my ex has incredible legs....she's asian and short, and strong as hell...those things could cut a man in half....and not an ounce of fat on them...pure fucking muscle.

 

[j-penis]

I'm a freak too. I like to sodomize/degrade white girls - they have the tightest schpincters. Glad to see I'm not the only one with mental problems.

 

[longTom]

Maybe we should start a forum for the insane? A place where we can go and discuss our penis and how to make it bigger. That would be awesome

Wait! You can DO that????


lol
LT

 

[samzman]

without Penis Enlargement i would be in great depression, not confident at all in my relationship thinking that when my girl says that she "likes my dick" she was just sayin it for a pitty thing. i wouldn't probably have gotten laid out of the fear of being laughed at, or fuck that, even just strikin up a convorstion with sam. probably jerkin off to the girls gone wild commersials and hoping to brush against a girls tit with my elbow after i step out of an elevator with her.

 

[C-Guy]

Normal people SCARE me!

 

[Pharaoh]

I think this is all very true. If someone is happy with himself and confident he won't look for such a page on the web. period.
even if you have a small dick, if you're confident you can get the ladies and we all know that hardly a woman would ever complain about cock sizes (only to her friends). so you just don't care about it.
now what about us? either we're single and insecure or we're married and trying to improve our sex life. the married guys have an excuse.

I have been insecure all my life. That's why I'm looking for things like this to boost my self-confidence. I tried bodybuilding before but I seem to have bad genes. Then I found Penis Enlargement and I'm totally crazy about it now. I check this page a few times a day.
I have a beautiful girlfriend who has already told me that my cock is big (prior to Penis Enlargement). Due to my lack of self-confidence I thought she didn't mean it. I know this whole Penis Enlargement-thing won't solve my real life problems. But it's easier to jelq my dick than actually going deep and trying to find underlying issues that cause my insecurities. damnit, I'm a weirdo.

 

[brianrex]

No one has EVER accused me of being normal...

 

[wdis3]

Hey, no point in cracking jokes, we are alot more than a bunch of freaks and weirdo's who devote a good part of our lives to something that isnt important.. I admire alot of guys here, because even when someone is shouting out "it cant be done, it cant be done, just accept what you got" we dont listen and I think its amazing how we Do it, actually do it..

But funny post.

 

[wtgmojo]

P.E. is much like a hobby. Everybody has hobbies... we need something to do right. Hobbies aren't normal ? I beg to differ... Besides what is normal anyways ? I believe everyone is unique. To me P.E. is just a hobby and a very beneficial one. IMO it's both mentally and physically beneficial as long as it doesn't take over your life... Unless you make a living doing it. lol

 

[Im2mackin]

WE AINT NORMAL.......no sir we arent....but comeon truthfully what would you all do without Penis Enlargement. Its possibly one of the coolest hobbies out ......EVER!...lol

think about how many times you stopped a mess from happening because of you holding back due to a stronger PC muscle
Think about how many times you looked at your dick and said DAMN that shit looks pretty damn big (because of Penis Enlargement).
Think about how good you feel about yourself after you reached a goal or made a gain.
Think about how many times you fucked your girl and she felt a difference and asked IF YOUR GETTING bigger.

WE may be wierd ,crazy, insane ....whatever you wanna call pulling on our dicks and squeezing them but we are better people for doing Penis Enlargement. Think about all those times and tell me you dont feel like your a better man for that. I know i do.

 

[raffiki]

And most of you weirdo's think that people who restore their foreskin are freaks. rofl

 

[KiTTie8695]

Normal people SCARE me!

yeah haha true true