BODY BUILDER 05 said:
Where does Schlongsaber come up with this stuff? rofl Hes freaking hilarious. But samzman you are a really lucky man.



heheheh what can I say I am the man w/ the master plan I guess!!! popozao popozao!!!! K-fed is in envy of sam Zman!! jeeez dude wrap it maybe like once every secnd plow!!! oooops kinda dRUNK- not givin my best A material tonight am I<:( Sorry fellas
 
hey, i don't know if this is in the right thread or not, i'll let the higher powers decided if it is or not. i don't have any real updates, though i seem to be a lil more something, longer..i think. idk i didn't measure. however..the real thing is that kittie and i did in fact break up a while ago. and she now has a new boy toy...(kid from KT) he prided himself in his cousin who is in the KKK and droped the "N" bomb like he was saying the word "the". plus not to mention he looks like a serial rapist. but anywhoo...oh yes ex crack addict and smoker now.

but anywhoo...that's her mistake. me on the other hand...hehe. i lucked out like a fat rat. this new girl i'm with..her name is amanda. lets just sum it up. she's beautiful, she used to be a model for M.A.C. and did lingerie..(sp?). she's sweet, caring and supports me. also cherrishes the ground i walk on, she says my body is "sculpted" and melts at the hardness of my muscle. it was a pretty raw attraction, we finally had sex and i dropped my pants and the look on her face was PRICELESS. now i frequently hear "omg it's too big!!" or "ow ow ow ow owwww back up a bit" and of course my favorite when she just got done suckin on it "i don't know what to do with that thing. i'm not used to HUGE DICK!" i was like...goddamn lol

oh yes and she is also bi, and has a lover who is very pretty as well. and after she was kissing her she looked at her friend and said "you know you can take zack whenever you want. he is great sex and he's fuckin huge!" and her firend looked at her and asked "you sure? are you serious?" and amanda was like "yeah"..so she said "ok". MY FIRST THREESOME IS COMIN UP!! wooooooo. and i just got back fromthe club with amanda, good god she can shake that ass. she's just really a catch and so far i love what i know. i'll be sure to keep you guys updated.

oh and when i scan her pics i'll put them up too. she's fuckin SMOKING. later

Very glad the breakup didn't break you brother. I won't advice any man to date or marry for love. Love will push you to make emotional decisions instead of logical decision. The woman will control you and dominate your life. I don't want a woman to love me, what I want from a woman is respect. Respecting me is far better than loving me.

A woman who respects you will not treat you badly. This is my opinion and I understand that, others might have a different opinion from me.

The person who is less emotionally invested in the relationship, controls the relationship.
 
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