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[hotbox456]

According to some document the biggest penis ever recorded is 13.5 inches long. Do you all really think that is it. I only say this because of some of my experiences. I have an uncle who is a doctor from Chicago. Back in the early ninetees he was on the medical staff for the bulls and he told me this story. Appearently one of the players ( I can't recall who, he was some player that wasn't m.j. or pipen) was hit in the nuts pretty bad during a game. It wasn't just like a hard nut tap that felt bad, it required medical attention. Well anyways they brought him back to the locker room or wherever they take injured players and he was examinined by my uncle. My uncle said that whenever he pulled the guys shorts off to see what all was wrong that this guys dick limp was like two diet coke cans stacked on top of each other. He said he to lift the thing up with a pair of tongs like a porterhouse stake and said it felt like it weighed at least a good pound or two. That has always stuck out in my mind since I was about 13 years old. In highschool there was this guy who played basketball also. A white guy who is about 6'9" and he could take his dick in the locker room and wrap it around his leg. I know that sounds crazy but it is true. I can't imagine doing that with a boner so I am sure it was much bigger than that but still. Do you think that there are a lot bigger ones than 13.5 out there and that it just is never known because these guys are pretty private about it. I mean, I am sure shack is not out there talking about how big his dick is prob because he doesn't have to brag about anything, he is going to be an nba hall of famer. I am sure he is one of the biggest out there.

 

[AlbertaBeef]

From what I've heard, guys with huge faccid penises do not increase in length or width a whole lot when erect. So if he's 9 or 10 inches flaccid he might be 10 or 11 inches erect.

 

[spinner2]

I've yet to see a picture of a guy bigger than mandingo, and he's like 11nbp. If anything we should be asking for proof of the 13 1/2. As for two coke cans stuck together: the guy was probably really big but it sounds like an exaggeration. Also, he took a hard hit so it could have even been a lot of fluid buildup for the girth. I hurt my dick once and it swelled up to 6x5.5 flacid for a week, and at the time I was only like 6.25x4.5 erect.

 

[spinner2]

Also if the guy was putting his dick around the leg, do you mean to his hip or what? Ramon does that and he's nowhere close to 13.5...

 

[DLD]

According to some document the biggest penis ever recorded is 13.5 inches long.

This is a complete joke. Grab a kielbasa, cut it to 13.5 inches and take a good long look at it...do you really believe someone had a penis this big? COme on.

 

[Asanon]

I am sure shack is not out there talking about how big his dick is prob because he doesn't have to brag about anything, he is going to be an nba hall of famer. I am sure he is one of the biggest out there.​

There's some partygirl site that keeps track of the member's experiences with celebrity cock.

- iirc, Shaq was nothing to write home about.

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[StillHangin]

its funny you should say that. i talked to a girl that slept with him, and she said he really was pretty tiny.


and come on now...wrapping it around his leg? i'm nowhere near 6'9" and my thighs are 32 inches...granted...thats because i do a lot of squats and other legwork, but there's no way in hell that a penis could wrap around that.

 

[hotbox456]

Hey man I am just going of what I heard for the first and last part. IF those stories are false then I guess that it just goes to show how embellished things can get. I am not trying to create any false facts just wanted to see what ya'll had to say on the matter. But about the guy when I was in highschool, I am not kidding. That really is a true story. My bro has known him since they were little kids. He has to tape it to his leg before games.

 

[hotbox456]

Plus this guy is hella of skinny I am sure he weighs no more than a hundred and ninety.

 

[Asanon]

IF those stories are false then I guess that it just goes to show how embellished things can get.

I've also heard (this would be 3rd-hand I guess) about some old dude who could pull his rod out the open side of his overalls, which would be around 13 to 14 inches.

Never witnessed that myself and I find it non-credible.

Having said that ... there's a picture around the web of some old native fart with a knot tied in one. He's gotta be 12 or so even with the knot tied. Real? Would it even function? And what would you do with all the extra that won't even fit in something properly.

Seems pointless even if it did still work.

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[SwedishChef]

I've also heard (this would be 3rd-hand I guess) about some old dude who could pull his rod out the open side of his overalls, which would be around 13 to 14 inches.

Never witnessed that myself and I find it non-credible.

Having said that ... there's a picture around the web of some old native fart with a knot tied in one. He's gotta be 12 or so even with the knot tied. Real? Would it even function? And what would you do with all the extra that won't even fit in something properly.

Seems pointless even if it did still work.

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Real? yes. Funtioning? No.

Tribes practice all sorts of body modification (Lip plates, neck stretching etc...) and it isn't really for a fuctioning reason. It's more of a status symbol. The whole "I have a bigger, longer penis then you. I'm more of a man." is absolutely true in tribes where it's practiced.

 

[EVO]

really??? any chance you can get him to give u a pic of this? :s

 

[Shortman37]

Guys most of the time these stories are exaggerated just a bit. However I'm sure there are men out there who have abnormally huge penises measuring 13" to 18" inches. One of my friends from high school has a 16 inch penis. We used to pull threesome with girls all the time. Hell this guy has been married 3 times in the last 9 years, and may be headed for divorce now. and before you ask how do I know how long this thing is, I was standing right there when his first wife measured it.

 

[Deon]

how the hell do you pound coochy with a 16 inch john holms bro????

 

[Girthius]

16 inches used in your basic missionary position, if buried balls deep......would put the glands, up around the heart area...........totally ridiculous!!!!!!!It doesn't matter if you have 30inches........most will be left out in the cold!!Also........I hate to say this.......but it doesn't make you a great man, to have a 16 incher or even a 10 incher........get your priorities right........dam!!!

 

[Shortman37]

Naw I never claimed or said having a 16" penis made my friend or any guy a great man. I was just saying that there are a few guys out here with monsterous penile dimensions. Just like with body building, there are some dudes with 23" arms but that don't make them more of a man than any of us here who don't.

 

[spinner2]

Wow, monster sizes everywhere and there's not a single measured picture of anything close to it. What are the odds? :s

 

[DLD]

Don't you know that the proper equation for penis size is Size (in inches)÷2+1"=Size It usually works in the real world.

 

[spinner2]

Goddamn I hate posts like this. There's zero proof for any of the claims, the claims themselves are scientifically impossible, and I already have the potential to get too damn big for my own good... but these claims are still fucking with my head. I guess I just wanna be the biggest on the block.

 

[Threak]

You need to stop obsessing on the penis size of other men. Reality is ... your own penis. It is what it is, you were given per se the size you have. It's now up to you to learn how to use it and take care of it. DLD gave the tools and techniques to keep your penis healthy. Think of it as body-building making it longer, thicker, better [words=http://fleshlight.sjv.io/c/348327/302851/4702]stamina[/words], and stronger erections with his program phases. Problem I see we lose patience and want it now. No matter what you still have to do the work one day at a time.

 

[cypher79]

This is a complete joke. Grab a kielbasa, cut it to 13.5 inches and take a good long look at it...do you really believe someone had a penis this big? COme on.

Do a search on 'Jonah Falcon', he is the guy with the 13.5 inch cock, he has appeared on several tv shows were he has been measured.

 

[StillHangin]

...i'm pretty sure DLD knows about Jonah Falcon...

 

[DLD]

Do a search on 'Jonah Falcon', he is the guy with the 13.5 inch cock, he has appeared on several tv shows were he has been measured.

...i'm pretty sure DLD knows about Jonah Falcon...

Indeed I do. Jonathan Flacon has never been measured by any reputable outlet. I have seen him pictured in nude poses (3 to be exact) where he is awkwardly pulling and positioning himself to appear larger than life but I have looked at too many penises to be fooled. He is quite large, probably about 9", but without a CLEAR, up-close picture, it is difficult to say. He is virtually a novelty that amuses the unknowing, media hyped, public. 13.5 inches is not the record that J. Falcon claims, it is one of history (pre-dating the 19th century) where a doctor measured a client at this size. Even though this is a record of public knowledge it still gives no credence to what was the true measurement. Based on blood/body ratio of an above averaged sized male (6' tall, 230lbs.) it would be hard pressed for this individual to have the blood capacity, and pressure to erect a penis this large. If it is of any question that I am wrong, and I am sure my accuracy in specific numbers may wane, if you need to see what an 11" BP, erect penis really looks like (over and over, in video for complete analysis) look at a Mandingo video. Johnathan Falcon has never released any media, aside from the 3 blurry pictures I have seen and some laughable video of a guy wearing spandex with a massive bulge, that would even come close to proving a size, mind you 3 inches longer than Mandingo..."13.5 inches"

Some may ask why I don't include myself in this debate...I have no interest. I already know that threads like this are born out of anxiety and media hypnotism. I have long lost the interest of proving myself. But when you look at someone who has never tried to prove himself, MANDINGO and you compare him to a man who makes erroneous claims of size beyond that of MANDINGO...where is the proof? Mandingo does not need to prove himself as he has never claimed anything but look at his penis in action...IT IS MIND BLOWING! Jonathan Falcon, someone WHO HAS SOMETHING TO PROOVE, has never divulged even a minute picture, video or personal opinion that backs up his claim.

Many of you deny my size, but you are here hoping that I help you become larger. Why would you even give the slightest belief to a comedian like Jonathan Flacon who offer you nothing....not even a sexy video of his member in action?

When something sounds too good to be true, it usually is. When it is presented as such without proper support dismiss it as you would George Bush

 

[10inchadvantage]

Jonah Falcon has never measured his erect penis for the world. With so much shit talking and how much he loves to show it off when flaccid, why wouldn't he just get a hardon and prove it once and for all?

If I had that big of a penis as he claims and I really felt it was that important, which he does, I'd risk my own health and pop a V and show it off on camera. If it really was 13.5 I'm sure Jonah would be the first to get it hard and measure on camera, just so he could have the legit bragging rights.

 

[DLD]

Jonah Falcon has never measured his erect penis for the world. With so much shit talking and how much he loves to show it off when flaccid, why wouldn't he just get a hardon and prove it once and for all?

If I had that big of a penis as he claims and I really felt it was that important, which he does, I'd risk my own health and pop a V and show it off on camera. If it really was 13.5 I'm sure Jonah would be the first to get it hard and measure on camera, just so he could have the legit bragging rights.

The strange thing, psychologically, is this. J. Falcon has no interest in proving his size, he really does not even care if we make fun of his claims or blindly, believe them. His sole objective is something we are presently adding to....ATTENTION.

For whatever reason he is looking for public attention

 

[Threak]

Johan Falcon supposedly had his penis measured on camera for a HBO show back in Feb.2006. Also he's in the documentary film "Private Dicks: Men Exposed" in 1999. He's an actor that only seems to get bit parts for work. My opinion, he's just an actor that uses controversy to get the attention for acting jobs instead of using his own merit for legitimate (non-adult entertainment) work. If he wants better acting parts, he needs to be a better actor.

 

[The Mason]

The world-record holder of 13.5 inches was from back in the day, and he was known only as "The Sequoia". I'm not sure where I got this info from, guiness book or maybe a maxim magazine, but it sure has stuck in my mind...

 

[aeroth]

Well Falcon has the "short" affect to add to the hype. He's only 5'9" and if he's under 175lbs he'll appear to be larger just in body proportion...just like Mandigo. Me personally the few "big" guys I've seen and believe to be legitly over 10" are DLD and Mandigo....that bangbros guy -may- have 10" but he's also skinny and short so who really knows...

 

[StillHangin]

Did i ever tell you guys i have a 17.5 inch penis?


what? you don't believe me? well i'm not going to show you to prove myself, so you're going to have to go off of what i say....and sorry...there's no user feedback...