So You Got Laid Last Night: Tell Us About It

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Disco Dave

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Okay you worked the PE program and you found your newly found self pounding some chick out. Tell us about it. Give us some ideas just in case we need them for our next encounter. So; How did you make her cum ? Or feel free to let us know what you should have done differently to in order to make her cum. Since this is a Brotherhood it does'nt matter. Just keep it real. We appreciate your sharing and we will applauad you on your success or help you out on your mis-haps. So how did it go and what did you do?
 
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Great thread DiscoDave! I wish I could be the first to contribute in getting laid last night but it was a case of the cold hand in the freezer lol. After 3 years of being in a relationship, the sex has died down and just like allot men, choking the chicken returns to being the more frequent routine in the relationship. I am considering introducing sex toys or supplements to help spice it up until my lady hits that age where she is horny more often. My previous relationship was with a lady older than me and all she wanted to do was fuck all the time and that got old to me and now in my current relationship my lady is younger than me and I can't seem to get enough pussy, what gives?

Occasionally I wish I was single again to have those GoodOle random fuck nights but I guess I am getting old lol.
 
Rediscovered my [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]Penomet[/words] last week when I recovered my boxes from last move, finally. So I have had 4 sessions in a row this week, afternoon shower with blue and black [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]gators[/words]. O-ring in the tube helps with holding erection while fiddling with getting the tube filled and on. I kegel while pumping up vac pressure. I'm coming out swollen to over 6". girth. Have not taped it but I should, eh? I take the o-ring off and do some jelks to tamp down swelling from water. Then I put it back on for a while. One such session so far I had plenty time so I did an [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]extender[/words] session with my [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]SizeGenetics[/words]. If I just leave the o-ring on and do nothing else, it causes water retention.

One of these days I timed it pretty good for when my GF got home. I took the o-ring off when she drove in. She's almost a nympho so its pretty easy to convince her to bed with passionate kisses and gropes on her backside. With her I use condoms and the regular kind are almost too tight on my 5.5+ natural girth. (but the extra sized ones I've tried were oddly shaped like a lightbulb and I didn't enjoy those at all). Swollen up as I was I could barely roll the rim down over an extra donut ring swollen around the middle of my shaft.

Started off in missionary as she likes the contact and I like her warm hands on me. After about 15 minutes she turned around so I could pound her harder from behind. But she never moaned as much before as this session. She gushes wet normally if I hit her long enough and hard enough in the right places, and it was extra so this time. So that extra 1/2" or more of girth, with the swollen ridges really made her moan and gush more than ever. I slipped my thumb in her bum up to the first knuckle too. Feels cool to feel myself thrusting inside her right through the little flesh between the two passages... That's what really got me off big time.
 
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LIGHTNING;587085 said:
Great thread DiscoDave! I wish I could be the first to contribute in getting laid last night but it was a case of the cold hand in the freezer lol. After 3 years of being in a relationship, the sex has died down and just like allot men, choking the chicken returns to being the more frequent routine in the relationship. I am considering introducing sex toys or supplements to help spice it up until my lady hits that age where she is horny more often. My previous relationship was with a lady older than me and all she wanted to do was fuck all the time and that got old to me and now in my current relationship my lady is younger than me and I can't seem to get enough pussy, what gives?

Occasionally I wish I was single again to have those GoodOle random fuck nights but I guess I am getting old lol.
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Goes back to the saying; Show me the finest girl in the world and you find a guy who is sick of fucking her. :)
 
LoveHerDeeply;587100 said:
Rediscovered my [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]Penomet[/words] last week when I recovered my boxes from last move, finally. So I have had 4 sessions in a row this week, afternoon shower with blue and black [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]gators[/words]. O-ring in the tube helps with holding erection while fiddling with getting the tube filled and on. I kegel while pumping up vac pressure. I'm coming out swollen to over 6". girth. Have not taped it but I should, eh? I take the o-ring off and do some jelks to tamp down swelling from water. Then I put it back on for a while. One such session so far I had plenty time so I did an [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]extender[/words] session with my [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]SizeGenetics[/words]. If I just leave the o-ring on and do nothing else, it causes water retention.

One of these days I timed it pretty good for when my GF got home. I took the o-ring off when she drove in. She's almost a nympho so its pretty easy to convince her to bed with passionate kisses and gropes on her backside. With her I use condoms and the regular kind are almost too tight on my 5.5+ natural girth. (but the extra sized ones I've tried were oddly shaped like a lightbulb and I didn't enjoy those at all). Swollen up as I was I could barely roll the rim down over an extra donut ring swollen around the middle of my shaft.

Started off in missionary as she likes the contact and I like her warm hands on me. After about 15 minutes she turned around so I could pound her harder from behind. But she never moaned as much before as this session. She gushes wet normally if I hit her long enough and hard enough in the right places, and it was extra so this time. So that extra 1/2" or more of girth, with the swollen ridges really made her moan and gush more than ever. I slipped my thumb in her bum up to the first knuckle too. Feels cool to feel myself thrusting inside her right through the little flesh between the two passages... That's what really got me off big time.
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Like about a year ago I tried pumping and popped a viagra before sex with my lady and got my girth well over 6" and it was really good for me but really painful for her. I used flaxseed oil to get it in and it felt good to me see all those bipolar expressions on her face. She is not an anal person, she had anal before as a teen before and we tried it once but it was really uncomfortable for both of us. I got my knut off but she didn't.
 
...But tell me how the fuck this just happened right now (Gods honest truth) I can't make this shit up... My lady was just finishing yoga here in the room this morning (Fathers Day) and I was laying in bed posting online with my super hard morning piss dick wood creating a tent under the sheets.

Once she finished yoga, she randomly came over and started sucking it. Then I started eating her pussy and she started moaning like crazy and she orgasmed as she was stroking my super hard piss dick. Then I stuck my finger in her pussy and started stimulating her G-Spot while licking her clit and she squirted all over my face lol.

I grabbed some olive oil (next to bed) rubbed it on her big 36 Double D boobs and tittie fucked her as she was sucking the tip. After that I bent her over the chair in our room and fucked her doggy style and then she started complaining I was going too deep with my 6.5 incher lol and I asked her if she wanted me to stop and she said no lol.

After that I layed back on the bed and she booty clapped on my cock as she road it and then she laid backwards on top of me while I was laying on the bed and we fucked while she was laying on me

Then I threw her on her back and put her legs on my shoulders and put her in a inverted yoga plow pose like position and fucked that way and then she rolled over and laid flat on her stomach and I fucked her from behind in that position (my favorite position) and then she complained she was tired already.

Well I never got to bust off due to my piss dick but we got a good 20-25 minutes in and she got her rocks off, time to take a shower and jerk off lol.

Happy Fathers Day everyone!
 
LIGHTNING;587122 said:
...But tell me how the fuck this just happened right now (Gods honest truth) I can't make this shit up... My lady was just finishing yoga here in the room this morning (Fathers Day) and I was laying in bed posting online with my super hard morning piss dick wood creating a tent under the sheets.

Once she finished yoga, she randomly came over and started sucking it. Then I started eating her pussy and she started moaning like crazy and she orgasmed as she was stroking my super hard piss dick. Then I stuck my finger in her pussy and started stimulating her G-Spot while licking her clit and she squirted all over my face lol.

I grabbed some olive oil (next to bed) rubbed it on her big 36 Double D boobs and tittie fucked her as she was sucking the tip. After that I bent her over the chair in our room and fucked her doggy style and then she started complaining I was going too deep with my 6.5 incher lol and I asked her if she wanted me to stop and she said no lol.

After that I layed back on the bed and she booty clapped on my cock as she road it and then she laid backwards on top of me while I was laying on the bed and we fucked while she was laying on me

Then I threw her on her back and put her legs on my shoulders and put her in a inverted yoga plow pose like position and fucked that way and then she rolled over and laid flat on her stomach and I fucked her from behind in that position (my favorite position) and then she complained she was tired already.

Well I never got to bust off due to my piss dick but we got a good 20-25 minutes in and she got her rocks off, time to take a shower and jerk off lol.

Happy Fathers Day everyone!
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My cock just got like 87% erect from the post:)
 
doublelongdaddy;587103 said:
Goes back to the saying; Show me the finest girl in the world and you find a guy who is sick of fucking her. :)
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It is not so much that for me. I wouldn't mind fucking her everyday (like in the beginning). It's like all these very fine ladies including allot of her (afro-american) friends and cousins that get hit on every day haven't had sex for years and don't care to. I was secretly over listening to a conversation they were all having one night about sex and they were all in agreement that they were not interested and they are so sick of men hitting on them. I'm like, "Is this the fucking Twilight Zone?"

It just shows me another side of women. These are fine ass ladies and have no problem getting good dick but they are just not interested by any means.
 
doublelongdaddy;587125 said:
My cock just got like 87% erect from the post:)
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LOL you must of gotten light headed with the draining of all that blood.
 
LIGHTNING;587127 said:
LOL you must of gotten light headed with the draining of all that blood.
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I ran and grabbed a paper towel roll and fucked the shit out of it!
 
doublelongdaddy;587131 said:
I ran and grabbed a paper towel roll and fucked the shit out of it!
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Lol. I ran out of paper towel; but after hearing Lightnings story, I find myself 2 seconds away from locking my bathroom door and using my Tissue-Mate x60. Lol.
 
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Lol...Yeah I just told my lady I posted this, I thought she would of been mad but suprisingly it turned her on that I mentioned the yoga parts lol. Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus. :/
 
doublelongdaddy;587131 said:
I ran and grabbed a paper towel roll and fucked the shit out of it!
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You fuckin perv lol, that's why you are always asking me to bring paper towels over. I would hate to see one of those things laying around after you are done with it lol.
 
Disco Dave;587134 said:
Lol. I ran out of paper towel; but after hearing Lightnings story, I find myself 2 seconds away from locking my bathroom door and using my Tissue-Mate x60. Lol.
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Another perv lol. Where are you guys getting all these exclusive products? Talk about a low budget [words=http://fleshlight.sjv.io/c/348327/302851/4702]Fleshlight[/words] :-D
 
LIGHTNING;587158 said:
Another perv lol. Where are you guys getting all these exclusive products? Talk about a low budget [words=http://fleshlight.sjv.io/c/348327/302851/4702]Fleshlight[/words] :-D
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Lol. Maybe [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] should start selling the Lightning Paper Towels and the Extra Strength Lightning Tissue-Mate X60. Lol. Because some men cant avoid a sudden sticky situation. Lol. Happy Fathers Day to this Site. Iam eating with my family at Red Lobster but I couldnt help myself. Semper Fi you dirty old men. And wish me luck tonight. Lol.
 
So I take it DiscoDave, LoveHerDeeply and myself were the only ones to get laid here in the last 24 hours? Lol Who else?
 
I got laid Saturday night. I got the usual "that is really deep" from the wife when I would push in far. Just a normal sex session nothing out of the ordinary. She isn't into the crazy stuff. She starts out on top until she gets hers and missionary until I get mine.
 
LIGHTNING;587165 said:
So I take it DiscoDave, LoveHerDeeply and myself were the only ones to get laid here in the last 24 hours? Lol Who else?
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I got laid once from a really classy girl in Miami.:)
 
doublelongdaddy;587177 said:
I got laid once from a really classy girl in Miami.:)
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LOL, she still asks about you. I still can't believe I got you to do that on that one night. Maybe you should post about how that Friday night went LOL. I had a few of those to I can post about :/
 
LIGHTNING;587210 said:
LOL, she still asks about you. I still can't believe I got you to do that on that one night. Maybe you should post about how that Friday night went LOL. I had a few of those to I can post about :/
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Well sex did not work out, she could not fit the cock in her pussy so it was like trying to jam a square in a peg hole.
 
doublelongdaddy;587211 said:
Well sex did not work out, she could not fit the cock in her pussy so it was like trying to jam a square in a peg hole.
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Unfortunately I don't have that problem, mine fits in fine lol.

I remember a good friend of mine (Will) had a monster girth and he hooked up with a tiny 90lb. girl I knew that was in a relationship with some small want to be tuff guy dude at the time. My parents had an empty apartment upstairs and we brought a couple of chicks up there to screw side by side. Anyway he pounded the crap out of that tiny 90lb girl with his huge girth and she was exaggeratedly screaming like someone was killing her. My parents were downstairs and called the police on the neighbors because they thought someone was being murdered next door even though it was upstairs lol.

He had deep bloody scratches all over his back that ended up getting infected and the girl could barely walk for a few days. I wondered how that all went down when she went back home to her man? All and all, I think it was pretty bad sex for both of them.
 
Finished cumming on her face a few minutes ago, feel f drained and tired and ready to hit the apples. She likes to be choked is all Il say haha.
 
RUBY10";587295 said:
Finished cumming on her face a few minutes ago, feel f drained and tired and ready to hit the apples. She likes to be choked is all Il say haha.
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Apples?
 
drained and tired and ready to hit the apples
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Hit the apples and pears --- ( go up the stairs to bed ) .. obscure-ish British or Australian idiom for 'crashing out', 'hit the sack', 'ready to drop', 'out on my feet', 'saw the log', ... heck, I'm out , ) is that all of them..?

parents were downstairs and called the police on the neighbors
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Heh, ... LOL ! rofl

... these days that could get the neighbors killed ... (!)
 
Asanon;587413 said:
Hit the apples and pears --- ( go up the stairs to bed ) .. obscure-ish British or Australian idiom for 'crashing out', 'hit the sack', 'ready to drop', 'out on my feet', 'saw the log', ... heck, I'm out , ) is that all of them..?



Heh, ... LOL ! rofl

... these days that could get the neighbors killed ... (!)
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I understand now
 
We fucked again today. I was practicing edging while fucking so I never finished due to the phone ringing and she having to leave for a family gathering (her mom showed up). I ended up getting the nobody home jerk on once she left, my life. lol.
 
LIGHTNING;587662 said:
We fucked again today. I was practicing edging while fucking so I never finished due to the phone ringing and she having to leave for a family gathering (her mom showed up). I ended up getting the nobody home jerk on once she left, my life. lol.
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A jerk and a fuck in the same day, nice!
 
When I don't fuck for a few days it feels like forever. We get in fights over me complaining about not fucking. That pisses my girl off because she never wants to fuck and she feels like we fuck all the time. She only gets horny when she ovulates once a month so I have to always try to get her in the mood. I am so lazy. I have have to write this to read it to myself to understand my issues lol. We fuck 2 to 3 times a week and been together for three years.

I just read this somewhere else and I am ahead of this guy right now, lol…

How often do you have sex in your relationship?

6. Bleak.

Married 18 years. Now divorced. No kids.

Year 1 —- 10-20 times a week.

Year 2 – 3 —- 10 times a month.

Years 3 – 5 —- 5 times a month.

Years 5 – 10 —- 2 times a month.

Years 10 – 15 —- 1 time every month or so.

Years 15 – 18 —- Pity sex twice a year.

I left her because I got tired of her general selfishness in and out of the bedroom. I wanted her everyday until the last day.

I'm going to start a new thread about this.
 
I seriously can't remember how often I had sex with my ex...maybe once per week...the relationship got stale and I opted to jerk off rather than deal with getting her in the mood.
 
doublelongdaddy;587899 said:
I seriously can't remember how often I had sex with my ex...maybe once per week...the relationship got stale and I opted to jerk off rather than deal with getting her in the mood.
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It's kind of like me now. Except I like to jerk off to her ass all the time but I'm worried she will start thinking I'm a creep doing so instead of fucking her.
 
We went to the beach last night around 6pm and fucked in the ocean. Something about being in the ocean and allot of hot chicks in bikinis that turns me on lol.

My lady was in a super hot 2 piece that was way too small for her, so her big 36 double D boobs kept popping out in the water. It was my first time ever. It was pretty intense as there were family's around us as well. Being weightless under water has its benfits ;-). However, I didn't get to knut due to the friction that the salt water caused and her worrying about families around us knowing what we are doing but it was an ultra cool experience. It's that edge of trying to get away with something without the people around you knowing! Fuck on!
 
Disco Dave said:
Okay you worked the PE program and you found your newly found self pounding some chick out. Tell us about it. Give us some ideas just in case we need them for our next encounter. So; How did you make her cum ? Or feel free to let us know what you should have done differently to in order to make her cum. Since this is a Brotherhood it does'nt matter. Just keep it real. We appreciate your sharing and we will applauad you on your success or help you out on your mis-haps. So how did it go and what did you do?
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I've only had sex with one lady this year. I do this once in a while just to test my nearly gained length. She couldn't take me comfortably balls deep in any position. And a few times, she said my penis is long.
 
huge-girth said:
I've only had sex with one lady this year. I do this once in a while just to test my nearly gained length. She couldn't take me comfortably balls deep in any position. And a few times, she said my penis is long.
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Thanks for sharing that. Now I got scared!
For myself I think I need to stop at max, 7.5 inches BPEL. @DLD said in one of the FAQ videos (🔗 What Is a Large Penis and a Monster Penis?) that this length, was as long as a woman want and needs (not exact quote).

But I know there are probably woman that can take longer, but for me I feel like it's not worth it for the reason that I can become to long for most women.

So I'm thankful that you shared this information brother. I don't want to hurt a woman in sex.
 
The first woman I had sex with (40 year old milf). Didn't let me fuck her in doggy position. She didn't tell me why. But just a couple of seconds into the doggy she rolled on her back. After that I was not allowed to fuck her doggy. I believe I was to long for her. My penis was 5" BPEL back then.

This is just some speculations.
 
squirt_inducer_man said:
Thanks for sharing that. Now I got scared!
For myself I think I need to stop at max, 7.5 inches BPEL. @DLD said in one of the FAQ videos (🔗 What Is a Large Penis and a Monster Penis?) that this length, was as long as a woman want and needs (not exact quote).

But I know there are probably woman that can take longer, but for me I feel like it's not worth it for the reason that I can become to long for most women.

So I'm thankful that you shared this information brother. I don't want to hurt a woman in sex.
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I like taller women. 8 inches is the highest you should aim for. You can achieve this easily and switch focus to girth. You can even switch focus to girth once you get to 7.5 inches. If you still need length, hardcore stretches and pumping will give you the remaining .5 inches to get to 8.
 
huge-girth said:
I like taller women. 8 inches is the highest you should aim for. You can achieve this easily and switch focus to girth. You can even switch focus to girth once you get to 7.5 inches. If you still need length, hardcore stretches and pumping will give you the remaining .5 inches to get to 8.
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Yeah! Thanks. I like short women.

I even considering stopping at 7" bpel. I can't get to 6.5 again. But maybe if I stop now it will go a little lower then 7" bpel if it's not cemented.

But I have been doing bundled stretches so It should be somewhat cemented? I have been so focused on gaining and I haven't even considering if I should be 8" long. 8" will be to long for me.

I'm thinking of the brother that was 9" long and said he had 2" ouside of the woman at all times. That would be depression for me. Question my decision to go so long.
 
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squirt_inducer_man said:
Yeah! Thanks. I like short women.

I even considering stopping at 7" bpel. I can't get to 6.5 again. But maybe if I stop now it will go a little lower then 7" bpel if it's not cemented.

But I have been doing bundled stretches so It should be somewhat cemented? I have been so focused on gaining and I haven't even considering if I should be 8" long. 8" will be to long for me.

I'm thinking of the brother that was 9" long and said he had 2" ouside of the woman at all times. That would be depression for me. Question my decision to go so long.
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It's better to shoot for 8 so that if there is any loss in size, you will settle around 7.8 when you stop PE.
 
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