I wrote in the thread for the "Penis Poll" about the fact that I am writing a size database program.

Just wanted to say that I got a good deal of the base code done over the past couple days. I expect this venture to take awhile though, seeing as programming is a time-consuming process. I anticipate having it fully done somewhere in the middle to late August timeframe. I can't dedicate much more than a half-hour a day to programming, so this is why it may seem like a long time. However, I hope everyone likes it by the time I finish it.

Here is the basic breakdown of what I have planned:

It is going to definitely include measurements of BPenis EnlargementL, NBPenis EnlargementL, EG, FSL, and erect volume (which it will calculate on-the-fly). Optional measurements I'm thinking of including are erect width, flaccid length (BP and NBP), and flaccid girth. Any thoughts on measurements that should be included are welcome.

In the end, it should be a fairly comprehensive database that will allow you to sort by name, date, or any of the measurement criteria. Also, it will most likely have the ability to show results in different units of measurement (inches, centimeters, etc.), based on user preference.

Well, guess that's all for now. I'll post any updates to progress on this thread.

- d_s
 
Or if you want to, you can go all out and make devices that we wear that measures it all for us and instantaneously reports back. ;)
 
Here's the latest progress on the size database:

I got all of the coding done for the actual table output which shows all users' stats. It allows you to sort by any of the criteria, such as bpel, etc. by user. So basically, if you want to see who have the biggest girth, simply click at the top of the "girth" column and it will sort from highest to lowest. If you click again, it will sort from lowest to highest. Therefore, you can see who has the biggest or smallest or whatever size as of the time you are viewing the data. It still shows all data from all people, but just sorts it by person in the correct order according to the sort criteria. I am considering adding a couple of little features yet, but all in all, the data table is pretty solid, and in its current form is pretty decent.

Next I am going to start on the code to allow users to enter their data. This shouldn't be too bad, although it is important that I do it properly, for security reasons. So I will take my time with that part and make sure it is solid.

Once I get a decent chunk of the data entry page done, I'll give another update.

That is all for now.

- d_s

PS: if any of this sounds confusing, it will all make sense upon the release.
 
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Alright, here's the latest...

Today I decided to completely recode the page where all of the size results are displayed. I made pretty much every piece of code dynamic, such that it will be trivial to add new fields in the future if need be. Also, I put in code to figure out average size from all current data, for all of the criteria. That along with minimum and maximum and the standard deviation between sizes. Not sure how relevant any of that will be, but I'll keep it in for now.

As for the data input page, I got a good chunk of that done, but am trying to do a lot of testing to cover all of the odd cases that might pop up (just in case I didn't code something 100% properly). I still have a lot of work to do on this page however, and will continue to add functionality to it, as well as debug along the way.

Okay, that's it for this update. Time to head to sleep.

- d_s
 
Just wanted to say I took a bit of a hiatus from the size database coding for awhile. I code all day at work, and usually the last thing I want to do later in the day is code some more. However, I started coding again, and I still intent on finishing it. Once I get my first release candidate of my code, I will update here saying that. Until then, back to coding.


- d_s
 
Originally posted by dyslexic_smile
Just wanted to say I took a bit of a hiatus from the size database coding for awhile. I code all day at work, and usually the last thing I want to do later in the day is code some more. However, I started coding again, and I still intent on finishing it. Once I get my first release candidate of my code, I will update here saying that. Until then, back to coding.


- d_s

You are such a value to this forum! Thanks for all your time put into this project and how it will help the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] forums.
 
Hey guys, thanks for the kind words.

Decided to check out the forum between my girth and length work here. Always nice to hear encouraging words, as it makes me even more eager to continue on my work. Hopefully I'll get this licked soon, then we can all enjoy it.


- d_s
 
Alright, here's the latest:

I had planned on having this thing done by now, but I guess I really want this thing to be perfect when all is said and done. The main issue is that every day I think of something cool to add and it sets me back further as I have to keep debugging and testing to make sure it works. Well, that and the fact that I'm not getting as much spare time to develop it as I'd like either. I mean, if I had one day I could dedicate to solely coding, I could get a lot done. Instead, when I work on it for 20 minutes one day and 40 minutes on another, a decent chunk of the time is spent with me trying to remember what I was working on and what to add/fix. Needless to say, that doesn't help getting the coding done any faster. I guess sometimes that life happens though and you can't always get done what you want.

Anyways, on a positive note, I have all database security-related issues all taken care of, and just have to focus on stuff which should be pretty straight-forward and easy. This namely comprises of data entry of gains. Other than that it is mainly done, other than some little ideas I'm pondering in the back of my mind. I kinda want to implement most of these if I can, but we shall see how it goes.

One thing I've learned from this all though is that I now realize why programmers often times don't like to dedicate to a release date, and instead just say, "It'll be done when it's done." I kinda feel bad having previously said that it'd have a mid to late August release date, as right now I don't know if that is going to be a reality. I hope I can get it done for the end of the month, and I apologize in advance if September rolls around without me having it done.

Maybe I can just release something soon and release another updated version later as I get around to implementing some more of my own ideas, as well as getting feedback from users.

Well, back to notepad to do some more coding, since I have a healthy chunk of time today. Hopefully my next post to this thread will be announcing that I have this thing done (at least the first version of it).


- d_s
 
Alright, it has been a long time (months) since I posted any progress on this. I honestly have barely touched the code in the last 2 months, as I've been overwhelmed with code at work and what not. I think there's about 2 hours of coding left to get it in a workable form, so I'm going to get inebriated and try get most or all of it done, since I seem to do my best coding when I'm not overly focused on what I'm working on.

Well, that and the fact that I don't have anything else going on for tonight.

I just have to do the data input part so people can enter stats (it's partially done), and add a little bit of code so that the column headings make any sense. I kind of regret making this thing so dynamic, since I have to put in about three times the code to do it, even if it's not at all necessary. Would've probably been easier to keep it static and do code updates if necessary to add more functionality. Anyways, I'll post what I accomplished tomorrow.

Keep on tugging.

- DS
 
I've been Looking forward to this for a Few Months, This will be a Great Addition to [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MoS[/words]!!!! Lets Do This!!!
 
Yeah, I just fixed about 5 bugs in the last 10 minutes. Sorry for the delay on this thing. If I don't deliver soon, you guys should ban me or something, haha.

But seriously...I'll be hanging out in chat and check there periodically, so if anybody want to ask me anything or comment or whatever, see you there.

- DS
 
Alright, last night I got mostly bug fixes done, and added a couple more features. I will work on it more tonight and tomorrow at work (if I find time there), and should come close to completion I hope. I thought I only had a couple hours of work left, but it was more like 10. I think I have about 6 hours of coding left now, so hopefully it'll all get done in the next day or two.

Thanks everyone for waiting on me.


- DS
 
Thanks DLD. :)

I got some more stuff done today, but no, I don't have a usable version done yet. Today was spent mostly doing scripting to do data verification (which gets boring after you've done it about 800,000 times) to make sure my code doesn't break, as well as add security.

I definitely want to get this squared off soon, as I am heading out of town Friday afternoon, and would like to have this all done so it's not stuck in my mind over the whole weekend I'm gone.

Also, I want to work on the new chat for [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] a bit too, although I think it will involve me editing an open source solution that already exists, like phpMyChat or the like. We shall see. Regardless, that won't begin until the first iteration of the size DB is in place.

Well, back to good old Notepad, or Metapad, or Editplus, or whatever program I'm using nowadays to code with, hehe.

- DS
 
Originally posted by dyslexic_smile
Thanks DLD. :)

I got some more stuff done today, but no, I don't have a usable version done yet. Today was spent mostly doing scripting to do data verification (which gets boring after you've done it about 800,000 times) to make sure my code doesn't break, as well as add security.

I definitely want to get this squared off soon, as I am heading out of town Friday afternoon, and would like to have this all done so it's not stuck in my mind over the whole weekend I'm gone.

Also, I want to work on the new chat for [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] a bit too, although I think it will involve me editing an open source solution that already exists, like phpMyChat or the like. We shall see. Regardless, that won't begin until the first iteration of the size DB is in place.

Well, back to good old Notepad, or Metapad, or Editplus, or whatever program I'm using nowadays to code with, hehe.

- DS

Its been So long I forgot what this size database is gonna do. I know it keeps track of sizes but what are the features of it, does it come with airbags?
 
Alright, yes it keeps track of sizes. It will utilize MySQL to store all individuals' data (bpel, fbpsl, eg, volume, etc.), and will retrieve all of it and generate statistics. It will allow you to sort any column in a descending or ascending manner, so that the data can be displayed in different ways. It will generate statistics such as smallest, largest, average, and standard deviation for all aforementioned measurements. And you can click on a username's name to see his individual results and statistics. It works alongside your forum account so that you simply login with your normal forum login and it all works as it should.

Right now I haven't gotten all of the locality stuff done (I may hold that off for a future release), and I am still considering an option to edit your data, assuming you make a mistake upon data entry. I think that feature will definitely come in a later revision though, as that isn't as simple to implement as it may seem.

Anyways, back to work.

- DS
 
Yeah, so that is a long drumroll. Anyways, I haven't touched a computer since I visited this forum last. I wanted everyone to know that I didn't halt the project or anything. I have two more php files to code, and then the first iteration should of it should be all happy. (It'll be missing some stuff that I want in it, but I can live without them being implemented for now).

I haven't been home at all lately, and at work, I've had to do mostly work-related stuff while my brain is mush. Just been dealing with a family member who is dying, as well as my friend "Spaddy" (Paul Spadafora) who is in a heapful of trouble with the law right now. I guess anyone who watches ESPN or lives in Pittsburgh will know what I'm talking about.

In any case, I hate making excuses for me not getting this thing done sooner, since it would have been done if I didn't take the longass hiatus before.

Jaz, I'll let you know when I get this done, so that the drumroll can come to an end.

I'm going to get to coding now. All I can say is sorry for the tremendous wait, and hope it'll be worth it in the end.

- ds
 
ISn't SQL some sort of "dynamic" programming language?

I don't know shit about coding.... but I tried to set up a forum once, and i've put my ankles in the sea of coding with a lot of HTML and Javascript, with a lil PHP, SQL, and Perl.

That was like 3 years ago though, lost all info, and have trouble remembering what "meta tags" are.

Anyway, this reminds me, DLD - do you hire someone for your web/forum - or do you do all this yourself?

You're obviously intelligent, this is your business, and have plenty of time to work on it, so I always figured you did all of it yourself - but forums as feature-full as these tend to be complicated as hell to set up!

If you do it all yourself, PROPS !

i know who Paul Spadafora is! The "Pittsburgh Kid" ! I watch boxing all the time on ESPN and ESPN2, so anyways what kinda trouble is he in, what happened to him ?
 
dyslexic - if you don't have enough time to complete this project, I'd be happy to help out/have a look at what you've got.

What are you writing in - PHP + MySQL right?
 
What about having, instead of one EG measurement, have a minimum and maximum EG? (mEG, MEG) Then, the volume could be calculated by averaging these, wouldn't be perfect but probably more accurate than a single EG measurement. I know that dicks come in many shapes none of which are cylindrical, but most commonly the base girth is the largest and just beneath the glans is the smallest shaft girth.

wesb
 
Heck, I could do this in a day. Want it to run off the forum database (so we don't need to sign up for new username/passes)?

What do we need?

BPenis EnlargementL
NBPenis EnlargementL
EG(base)
EG(mid)
EG(head)
[words=http://fleshlight.sjv.io/c/348327/302851/4702]FL[/words]
FG
BPFSL
Time per day/week in hours

Too many acronyms!! Anything else? :)
 
Originally posted by Anon
Heck, I could do this in a day. Want it to run off the forum database (so we don't need to sign up for new username/passes)?

What do we need?

BPenis EnlargementL
NBPenis EnlargementL
EG(base)
EG(mid)
EG(head)
[words=http://fleshlight.sjv.io/c/348327/302851/4702]FL[/words]
FG
BPFSL
Time per day/week in hours

Too many acronyms!! Anything else? :)

Go ahead and knock it out! Apparently D_S gave up on us. If you're able to do it it will be a great contribution to [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MoS[/words]!!!!

PM or email me at [email protected] if you have any questions or needs.

THanks!!!!

Jaz
 
Looks like Anon just finished it. I checked it out and it looks awsome!!! So its a matter of us installing it now once its finalized. Anon really knocked this out Super Quick!!!!
 
Here it is chaps, along with an installation instruction file. Can't wait to see it in action :)

Couple of things about the application:
1) Written in PHP, using MySQL database. It doesn't actually create it's own database, but adds another table onto the vbulletin one, which means you can log in using your [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MoS[/words] forums user/pass.
2) It doesn't show gains (yet). Didn't have time to do this, and didn't want to spend ages figuring it all out if no-one's going to use it :)
3) It's probably not as efficient as it could be. The statistics page, for instance, runs about 15 SQL queries, which IMO is too many. Still, can't really get around that. Caching and stored procedures is probably the way to go, but again, this is just a preliminary version.
4) Expect updates if this thing is used heavily.

Oh, and yes, I can "knock them out" quite fast these days... ;)
 
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Originally posted by Anon
Jaz, did the install go alright? Are you having problems?

Anon, JAZ had an acident and hurt his back. He has not been able to get on the computer so I assume this is the reason he has not installed it yet. I know he is very excited about the software.
 
Ah ok. I spotted him online a few times yesterday, thought he might've been having trouble with it. Get well soon Jaz :)
 
ok i got through downloading this (i guess)?? now how do you enter th info?? why cant this be simple like a form that the info is entereds then click on send?? seems very complicated,,
 
Hogboy - the application is not for you to download. You have to wait for Jaz to install it on the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MoS[/words] server, then you can use it through your webbrowser :)
 
Size database is up - http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/db.php

If you spot any bugs, please report them to me by PM. Thanks :)

The database has a statistics page, so the more people that put their numbers in, the more accurate picture we will have of [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MoS[/words] members. Get to it!! :)
 
Yeah, it is wrong.. it links to /forums/, and not /forum/.. a simple problem to fix if the tech guy is around :)
 
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