]bjembe;480193 said:@ DLD lol you should have used that sword mate, and tell her never come empty-handed in a sword fight. Now where you decide to poke her, is up to you lol.
hepcat;494244 said:What happened to your revelation that you should try to approach things in a positive way??![]()
MikeShlort;494236 said:Women love being treated like filthy cock whores. Women love to brag.
hepcat;494249 said:Well make sure it wipes well. When it gets back try to make amends and forgive yourself for your misgivings.![]()
hepcat;494385 said:Ah, the dreaded willnots! Never had that problem unless I wet the toilet paper, but I use moist wipes now and it's smooth sailing for me. Also, if you trim your hair down there you shouldn't have this problem.
I can't believe I just made a post about willnots. What's next for me? A philosophical look into skid marks, which I don't believe in? There's just grown adults too lazy to wipe properly.
Next week we will focus on the taint. An often neglected subject, but we here at [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] are always hip to what's happening on the streets and paving the way for full disclosure!![]()
MikeShlort;494388 said:I still can't figure out how women can wear g string and not get skid marks.
They must carry around baby wipes. Or know some advanced loaf-pinching technique.
MAXAMEYES;494815 said:And where in the Hell is good ol' Gomer to let us all know how well our advice has been working for 'im ( and HER) all this while?
Chime in boy and tell us of your successes.
(Because failure ain't an option!)
MAXAMEYES;494815 said:And where in the Hell is good ol' Gomer to let us all know how well our advice has been working for 'im ( and HER) all this while?
Chime in boy and tell us of your successes.
(Because failure ain't an option!)
MikeShlort;495008 said:He went a little too rough so she killed him.