Yes, Virginia there is a Santa Claus. For [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]Mos[/words] his initials are Dld.
New guys come here with big eyes and hurt feelings from some insensitive bully , male or female... or just feelings of inadequacy vs widely public sexual expectations in the internet age...
And they turn to [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]Mos[/words] with all that hope, all those fragile dreams of being confident in their future above average size ..
I mean, 2. Million or so site visitors? Lots of guys have hope here. Lots of guys need something to believe in... there's so many many threads of how yo do this and that... things change ovr time... sheesh lookit this guy says he gained 4 inches in 4 years with just his hands and an [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?44-Ace-Strapped-Jims-Joint]ace bandage[/words]..can we believe him? Fuck, lookit the picture proof, same mug with a pornstar huge cock now... okay okay maybe he knows what's up... this guy Red grew a fat one? Yeah okay... supra, more n more guys...
New stretches guys say help them,cool.
New stretchers? Drs really proscribe those? Huh. Maybe there's something to this crazy idea that I can stretche another inch.huh?
Now hydropumps are hailed as the new magic bullet go fast gains... k, well, what if they're just trying to get my money huh?
Well, what do these [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]Mos[/words] forum regular guys say about using all this stuff huh? Maybe I don't need to spend $500+ on these things and what if my wife finds them anyway... I'm already on thin ice with my unit being probably smaller than her college boyfriend, fuck this better work man or ill be dumped and dating again in my 30's, 40's..."
So they come here... by the thousands. TENS of thousands hoping this place can save their dreams of staying with the woman they love, or impressing her to sleep with them, or stay with him long enough to fall in love with him...
[words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]Mos[/words] is important, bro. So many men's hopes ride on this place, this monument to the ingenuity, hard work and willpower of a lot of men's experience pulling miles of new cock out of nowhere and reassuring their most intimate hopes and... fears.
They come suspicious of intefnet scams, affraid of being found out, and Hopefully is where they're at... "Hmm okay ill read here but I'm Not gonna buy anything off this guy... *scam alert detectors activated*
Until they try some simple newbie stretches, read a couple hundred threads and a could thousand [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]Mos[/words] brothers testamonials that "yes I DID grow an inch of cock man! Here's what I did. You can do this too..."
They be like, "Hmm I don't get it. Dudes website has pretty much everything out hee in public? How does he make money off this if he's giving away the secrets to Penis Enlargement? Huh. Maybe there's something here..."
And maybe just maybe their fragile hope and shred of beleif is enough for them to take that first grip around their penis tonight and try their first manual stretches straight out... the first jelq(wtf how dahfuq you pronounce that?) ..and they try Penis Enlargement. And a week later their morning wood is freaking rock the fuck hard. Wow lookit that! That's a visible sign, a result these guys told me about. Hmmm...!
Well back to the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]Mos[/words] forum. Now Ill ask a few more newbie questions... maybe see if I'm really supposed to cum from jelqing, is that okay or weird?
Huh, this guy says to make a routine out of this, regular exercise routine, this [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?64036-My-Best-Work-Ever-Penis-Enlargement-will-Be-Changed-Forever-gt-gt-Gain%20inches%20with%20SRT-Theory-and-Routine]SRT[/words] shit whatever it is... okay bro ill try it... and ill shell out my Christmas bonus for that stretcher too... see if I can get anything measurable out of this...
man I really want to believe in this. I really hope this isn't another wasted infomercial buy failure...
Okay, its here. My $200 stretcher. Glad wife didn't see it. Whew, I'm safe for now...
So what do these [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]Mos[/words] guys say about this in this [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?64036-My-Best-Work-Ever-Penis-Enlargement-will-Be-Changed-Forever-gt-gt-Gain%20inches%20with%20SRT-Theory-and-Routine]SRT[/words] thing again? I better study harder now that I'm invested in gear... work harder and make sure I get my moneys worth... I mean, what if the wife finds this thing and I have nothing to show for it? Fuck.
Oh by the way I better measure up again to get a baseline for my new tool...
HOLY FUCK!! +1/2" ALREADY?? FUUCCCK YEAAAJHHH!
THIS SHIT REALLY FUCKING WORKS!!!!
ALL IVE. DONE IS MANUALS LIKE THIS [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?64036-My-Best-Work-Ever-Penis-Enlargement-will-Be-Changed-Forever-gt-gt-Gain%20inches%20with%20SRT-Theory-and-Routine]SRT[/words] ROUTINE SAYS AND I GAINED HALF AN INCH OF NEW FUCKING COCK!! LOK OUT WORLD, THERE EXISTS NRW MANHOOD IN THE WORLD. WHO DAH MAN? *I* DAH MAN. I CAN MAKE MY COCK GROW! FUCK YEAH!!!!!
I GOTTA GO PROCLAIM THIS SHIT YO THE WORLD!! I GOTTA GO TELL THAT DLD DUDE HE WAS RIGHT. I GOTTA TELL ALLL THE NEW GUYS, THEIR HOPenis EnlargementS ANX DREAMS AND FEARS HAVE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE...
I GOTTA SHOUT.... OKAY, OKAY, Whew... Chill Bro. Calm Down. Easy... Act Natural man. okay... go to the site... open a new progress thread and start tellin your Penis Enlargement story man...
Tell 'em all, in this thread right here ...
http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?69458-just-bought-my-wife-her-anniversary-present
New guys come here with big eyes and hurt feelings from some insensitive bully , male or female... or just feelings of inadequacy vs widely public sexual expectations in the internet age...
And they turn to [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]Mos[/words] with all that hope, all those fragile dreams of being confident in their future above average size ..
I mean, 2. Million or so site visitors? Lots of guys have hope here. Lots of guys need something to believe in... there's so many many threads of how yo do this and that... things change ovr time... sheesh lookit this guy says he gained 4 inches in 4 years with just his hands and an [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?44-Ace-Strapped-Jims-Joint]ace bandage[/words]..can we believe him? Fuck, lookit the picture proof, same mug with a pornstar huge cock now... okay okay maybe he knows what's up... this guy Red grew a fat one? Yeah okay... supra, more n more guys...
New stretches guys say help them,cool.
New stretchers? Drs really proscribe those? Huh. Maybe there's something to this crazy idea that I can stretche another inch.huh?
Now hydropumps are hailed as the new magic bullet go fast gains... k, well, what if they're just trying to get my money huh?
Well, what do these [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]Mos[/words] forum regular guys say about using all this stuff huh? Maybe I don't need to spend $500+ on these things and what if my wife finds them anyway... I'm already on thin ice with my unit being probably smaller than her college boyfriend, fuck this better work man or ill be dumped and dating again in my 30's, 40's..."
So they come here... by the thousands. TENS of thousands hoping this place can save their dreams of staying with the woman they love, or impressing her to sleep with them, or stay with him long enough to fall in love with him...
[words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]Mos[/words] is important, bro. So many men's hopes ride on this place, this monument to the ingenuity, hard work and willpower of a lot of men's experience pulling miles of new cock out of nowhere and reassuring their most intimate hopes and... fears.
They come suspicious of intefnet scams, affraid of being found out, and Hopefully is where they're at... "Hmm okay ill read here but I'm Not gonna buy anything off this guy... *scam alert detectors activated*
Until they try some simple newbie stretches, read a couple hundred threads and a could thousand [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]Mos[/words] brothers testamonials that "yes I DID grow an inch of cock man! Here's what I did. You can do this too..."
They be like, "Hmm I don't get it. Dudes website has pretty much everything out hee in public? How does he make money off this if he's giving away the secrets to Penis Enlargement? Huh. Maybe there's something here..."
And maybe just maybe their fragile hope and shred of beleif is enough for them to take that first grip around their penis tonight and try their first manual stretches straight out... the first jelq(wtf how dahfuq you pronounce that?) ..and they try Penis Enlargement. And a week later their morning wood is freaking rock the fuck hard. Wow lookit that! That's a visible sign, a result these guys told me about. Hmmm...!
Well back to the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]Mos[/words] forum. Now Ill ask a few more newbie questions... maybe see if I'm really supposed to cum from jelqing, is that okay or weird?
Huh, this guy says to make a routine out of this, regular exercise routine, this [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?64036-My-Best-Work-Ever-Penis-Enlargement-will-Be-Changed-Forever-gt-gt-Gain%20inches%20with%20SRT-Theory-and-Routine]SRT[/words] shit whatever it is... okay bro ill try it... and ill shell out my Christmas bonus for that stretcher too... see if I can get anything measurable out of this...
man I really want to believe in this. I really hope this isn't another wasted infomercial buy failure...
Okay, its here. My $200 stretcher. Glad wife didn't see it. Whew, I'm safe for now...
So what do these [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]Mos[/words] guys say about this in this [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?64036-My-Best-Work-Ever-Penis-Enlargement-will-Be-Changed-Forever-gt-gt-Gain%20inches%20with%20SRT-Theory-and-Routine]SRT[/words] thing again? I better study harder now that I'm invested in gear... work harder and make sure I get my moneys worth... I mean, what if the wife finds this thing and I have nothing to show for it? Fuck.
Oh by the way I better measure up again to get a baseline for my new tool...
HOLY FUCK!! +1/2" ALREADY?? FUUCCCK YEAAAJHHH!
THIS SHIT REALLY FUCKING WORKS!!!!
ALL IVE. DONE IS MANUALS LIKE THIS [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?64036-My-Best-Work-Ever-Penis-Enlargement-will-Be-Changed-Forever-gt-gt-Gain%20inches%20with%20SRT-Theory-and-Routine]SRT[/words] ROUTINE SAYS AND I GAINED HALF AN INCH OF NEW FUCKING COCK!! LOK OUT WORLD, THERE EXISTS NRW MANHOOD IN THE WORLD. WHO DAH MAN? *I* DAH MAN. I CAN MAKE MY COCK GROW! FUCK YEAH!!!!!
I GOTTA GO PROCLAIM THIS SHIT YO THE WORLD!! I GOTTA GO TELL THAT DLD DUDE HE WAS RIGHT. I GOTTA TELL ALLL THE NEW GUYS, THEIR HOPenis EnlargementS ANX DREAMS AND FEARS HAVE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE...
I GOTTA SHOUT.... OKAY, OKAY, Whew... Chill Bro. Calm Down. Easy... Act Natural man. okay... go to the site... open a new progress thread and start tellin your Penis Enlargement story man...
Tell 'em all, in this thread right here ...
http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?69458-just-bought-my-wife-her-anniversary-present
