Post your worst/fucked up/bizzare sexual experiences.

[arkailija]

I got mixed up, thought this was the GIF posting thread. :-D Nothing too crazy in my book of adventures, I once participated in a gangbang, that's about it.
Could create some more adventures, I guess ...

 

[DLD]

I once Gave it to a girl in the ass and she took a dump all over my cock (poop) I also had a girlfriend that threw up all over me while giving me head!(envy)

 

[REDZULU2003]

 

[DLD]

Come on! Everyone has a fucked up sex story to tell, let us hear your most fucked up situations! LOL

 

[Getbiglonger7]

Come on! Everyone has a fucked up sex story to tell, let us hear your most fucked up situations! LOL

Damn D you got a ton of shitty stories (pun intended) LOL

You got plumbing skills,for some reason I'd be proud if a hot girl poops while I'm drilling her Whit my cock ...

 

[49-er]

I know a married guy who once had sex with his wife twice within the same week,,,, same bloody week!!! . Let that sink in married guys, fuxked up hey

 

[Getbiglonger7]

I know a married guy who once had sex with his wife twice within the same week,,,, same bloody week!!! . Let that sink in married guys, fuxked up hey

Mmm ok wonder how many times parents have to have sex to procreate a new creature...

 

[49-er]

Mmm ok wonder how many times parents have to have sex to procreate a new creature...

Just the once if potent like myself

 

[Getbiglonger7]

Just the once if potent like myself

Grrrrrrttt powerful I'm powerful!!

 

[Getbiglonger7]

I was a teen she was older I stuck my dick into her pussyhole didn't have a rubber on,she got mad n ejected my dick out I have two small warts close to my frenulum since then...

 

[DLD]

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[Getbiglonger7]

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Nice work

 

[DLD]

Nice work

She did all the work taking a dump on my cock

 

[Getbiglonger7]

She did all the work taking a dump on my cock

Mmm shitty situation...did she clean your cock Whit her mouth ??

 

[DLD]

Mmm shitty situation...did she clean your cock Whit her mouth ??

 

[Getbiglonger7]

LOL shitty girl,come on bitch clean it clean it now!! LOL

 

[Bulldaboss]

I invited this woman over from long Island
She never had much experience with men and I was her first black man
We go at it. I'm bloeing her back out she cumming all over the place
After like an hour and change I move her back to missionary
I'm drilling she's squirting really hard and as soon as I feel her start creaming
I feel a cold wind like a burst
She pushes me off and runs to my bathroom
I look down
She shit my bed

 

[DLD]

I had sex with our central vacuum was I was a kid

 

[Getbiglonger7]

I had sex with our central vacuum was I was a kid

Not a good PE tool doesn't really work at all

 

[squirt_inducer_man]

When it's time to lick her vag shit starts to take a downward spiral. That cunt smelt bad and tasted worse.

Reading this made me disgusted. I would have just left. No smelly vaginas, that's unacceptable. Tell her to fix it. How could she not know this about herself?
We don't walk around with smelly dicks. I know a vagina is sensitive in their PH level and so on...but how could she feel confident being naked with anyone?