disclaimer:
This post is just something I tried, it is written purely for entertainment purposes. Nobody but you is responsible if you are stupid enough to try this yourself.

Ok so in my quest for girth I have read that in the Kama sutra and other ancient cultures there is a ritual of stinging the penis with bees. I also saw a thread on thunders where somebody used bees for PE. Bees are known to cause welts and allergic reaction, so although it might work with bees I decided it was not safe (not that mosquito bites are safe either).
I did 30 min in my [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]x40[/words] once it turned night time so my flaccid would be fuller and I could keep a semi easier. Then I went out in the woods wearing a long sleeve shirt and pants. Then I pulled my dick out of my pants and covered my head and hands with a blanket. The only exposed flesh was my dick so the Mosquitos went to work since they are in full force here right now. I let them feed for probably 20 minutes (if I was less conditioned I would do less). My unit swelled up like a salami and I could only edge for a few minutes because it felt crazy. I did appropriate after care by edging with coconut oil the next day and using warm water [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]bathmate[/words] to make the expansion more uniform. I should also mention it takes a lot of brain power because if I itched it or didn't take care properly there would be problems.

Additional notes:
1) I found a easy mosquito trap on Google so if I do this again next week I can save a lot of time.
2) Mosquitos are natural carriers or disease and parasites, again if you live in the Southern Hemisphere or somewhere with larger bugs do not attemp this method.
 
templnite;652203 said:
He's making fun of you mastermind you gonna take that?
See i always look at the bright side. Atleast he put some interesting post to make us smile and laugh to increase our nitric oxide.
I am looking at the other side of the coin he is not making fun of me he leart from me how to be light hearted and humurous. I see this is his first post like this in [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words].

Or did i have that effect to make him write like this.

Or he just worte it .

Or if he is making fun of me that means i am have put an effect on his mind to behave like this.

But whatever he is my [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] brother i like him and read all his posts and i am not biased what ever he writes for me. I like him
 
acromegaly;652202 said:
disclaimer:
This post is just something I tried, it is written purely for entertainment purposes. Nobody but you is responsible if you are stupid enough to try this yourself.

Ok so in my quest for girth I have read that in the Kama sutra and other ancient cultures there is a ritual of stinging the penis with bees. I also saw a thread on thunders where somebody used bees for PE. Bees are known to cause welts and allergic reaction, so although it might work with bees I decided it was not safe (not that mosquito bites are safe either).
I did 30 min in my [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]x40[/words] once it turned night time so my flaccid would be fuller and I could keep a semi easier. Then I went out in the woods wearing a long sleeve shirt and pants. Then I pulled my dick out of my pants and covered my head and hands with a blanket. The only exposed flesh was my dick so the Mosquitos went to work since they are in full force here right now. I let them feed for probably 20 minutes (if I was less conditioned I would do less). My unit swelled up like a salami and I could only edge for a few minutes because it felt crazy. I did appropriate after care by edging with coconut oil the next day and using warm water [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]bathmate[/words] to make the expansion more uniform. I should also mention it takes a lot of brain power because if I itched it or didn't take care properly there would be problems.

Additional notes:
1) I found a easy mosquito trap on Google so if I do this again next week I can save a lot of time.
2) Mosquitos are natural carriers or disease and parasites, again if you live in the Southern Hemisphere or somewhere with larger bugs do not attemp this method.
i am so happy and laughing to read this post . This is the perfect one to be written on the thread jokes to increase your nitric oxide.
 
Lol I know the idea is insane that's why I suggest nobody try it, but I will probably do it again. The expansion was insane, too bad my wife wouldn't let me use it :'(
 
acromegaly;652234 said:
Lol I know the idea is insane that's why I suggest nobody try it, but I will probably do it again. The expansion was insane, too bad my wife wouldn't let me use it :'(

He's just laying into you master, you shouldn't have to stand for this.
 
acromegaly;652202 said:
disclaimer:
This post is just something I tried, it is written purely for entertainment purposes. Nobody but you is responsible if you are stupid enough to try this yourself.

Ok so in my quest for girth I have read that in the Kama sutra and other ancient cultures there is a ritual of stinging the penis with bees. I also saw a thread on thunders where somebody used bees for PE. Bees are known to cause welts and allergic reaction, so although it might work with bees I decided it was not safe (not that mosquito bites are safe either).
I did 30 min in my [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]x40[/words] once it turned night time so my flaccid would be fuller and I could keep a semi easier. Then I went out in the woods wearing a long sleeve shirt and pants. Then I pulled my dick out of my pants and covered my head and hands with a blanket. The only exposed flesh was my dick so the Mosquitos went to work since they are in full force here right now. I let them feed for probably 20 minutes (if I was less conditioned I would do less). My unit swelled up like a salami and I could only edge for a few minutes because it felt crazy. I did appropriate after care by edging with coconut oil the next day and using warm water [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]bathmate[/words] to make the expansion more uniform. I should also mention it takes a lot of brain power because if I itched it or didn't take care properly there would be problems.

Additional notes:
1) I found a easy mosquito trap on Google so if I do this again next week I can save a lot of time.
2) Mosquitos are natural carriers or disease and parasites, again if you live in the Southern Hemisphere or somewhere with larger bugs do not attemp this method.

what an experience u had :)
 
templnite;652236 said:
He's just laying into you master, you shouldn't have to stand for this.
what ever a lie is the essence to truth. When you lie you cannot sit in peace. Finally you will tell the truth one day or confess to god.
 
acromegaly;652234 said:
Lol I know the idea is insane that's why I suggest nobody try it, but I will probably do it again. The expansion was insane, too bad my wife wouldn't let me use it :'(
There was a vedio posted in here where few tribes use ant bites to swell their body parts. You can try that also. I am not making fun of you. I am serious it's a national geographic vedio on you tube.

I plan to stick to [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?64036-My-Best-Work-Ever-Penis-Enlargement-will-Be-Changed-Forever-gt-gt-Gain%20inches%20with%20SRT-Theory-and-Routine]SRT[/words].
 
templnite;652236 said:
He's just laying into you master, you shouldn't have to stand for this.
i would better let my dick stand for my girth gains rather than wasting my time, polluting my mind, decreasing my nitric oxide in bitterness and revenge.

Please quote something were god says no revenge.
 
master_mind;652253 said:
There was a vedio posted in here where few tribes use ant bites to swell their body parts. You can try that also. I am not making fun of you. I am serious it's a national geographic vedio on you tube.

I plan to stick to [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?64036-My-Best-Work-Ever-Penis-Enlargement-will-Be-Changed-Forever-gt-gt-Gain%20inches%20with%20SRT-Theory-and-Routine]SRT[/words].
Whole new meaning to ants in your pants
 
If I get even near a horse my penis swells up like times the size. It is temporary and goes away after about a day. The same thing applies here with bee stings. There iOS also a certain spider that will give the same results. In all instances it is swelling from water retention.
 
doublelongdaddy;652275 said:
If I get even near a horse my penis swells up like times the size. It is temporary and goes away after about a day. The same thing applies here with bee stings. There iOS also a certain spider that will give the same results. In all instances it is swelling from water retention.
A horse? Lol
Its definitely something other than FR because the temp expansion lasted damn near 3 days
 
acromegaly;652279 said:
A horse? Lol
Its definitely something other than FR because the temp expansion lasted damn near 3 days

Yeah, if I lived on a horse farm I would have a horse cock:)
 
Aimingforthetop;652648 said:
On the contrary. The DLD is a horses spirit animal :)

lol, you guys are crazy, not as crazy as me but crazy.:)
 
acromegaly;652202 said:
disclaimer:
This post is just something I tried, it is written purely for entertainment purposes. Nobody but you is responsible if you are stupid enough to try this yourself.

Ok so in my quest for girth I have read that in the Kama sutra and other ancient cultures there is a ritual of stinging the penis with bees. I also saw a thread on thunders where somebody used bees for PE. Bees are known to cause welts and allergic reaction, so although it might work with bees I decided it was not safe (not that mosquito bites are safe either).
I did 30 min in my [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]x40[/words] once it turned night time so my flaccid would be fuller and I could keep a semi easier. Then I went out in the woods wearing a long sleeve shirt and pants. Then I pulled my dick out of my pants and covered my head and hands with a blanket. The only exposed flesh was my dick so the Mosquitos went to work since they are in full force here right now. I let them feed for probably 20 minutes (if I was less conditioned I would do less). My unit swelled up like a salami and I could only edge for a few minutes because it felt crazy. I did appropriate after care by edging with coconut oil the next day and using warm water [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]bathmate[/words] to make the expansion more uniform. I should also mention it takes a lot of brain power because if I itched it or didn't take care properly there would be problems.

Additional notes:
1) I found a easy mosquito trap on Google so if I do this again next week I can save a lot of time.
2) Mosquitos are natural carriers or disease and parasites, again if you live in the Southern Hemisphere or somewhere with larger bugs do not attemp this method.

going to do this again i think
 
You're gonna try to imitate mastermind? Lol it will never happen, that dudes really fresh to death
 
I can't believe this is actually getting some air play! There is also a snap that when it bites you your cock swells. Hell, maybe there is a market for this :)

Mosquito's in Bulk: $45 a pound
Snakes: $45 each
 
doublelongdaddy;697582 said:
I can't believe this is actually getting some air play! There is also a snap that when it bites you your cock swells. Hell, maybe there is a market for this :)

Mosquito's in Bulk: $45 a pound
Snakes: $45 each
I wonder what kind of snake is used, I have heard that mentioned a couple times now
 
Last week I had some alone time and I took an outdoor shower with the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]bathmate[/words] with the sun shinning and it felt amazing. Afterwards I went for a walk in the woods and walked towards the swamp with all the mosquitos. I got to a good spot surrounded by trees and decided to take out my giant chode and feed the local wild life. I was completely clothed except for my penis and I let them feed for a good 30 minutes. Afterwards my cock felt amazingly heavy and warm and I was dripping pre cum everywhere. here is a pic I took when they first started to land and feed.



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Does your cock have zika virus in that pic? Mine has west side virus and three hunna more satanic and demonic symptoms. Its like y'all's goat head shrine
 
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I would not do this, you could end up with multiple diseases.
 
doublelongdaddy;699422 said:
I would not do this, you could end up with multiple diseases.
I put a disclaimer in the original post, I literally don't want anyone to do this. The only reason I do it is because I need extra Zika
 
Besides the zika will assimilate other diseases into augmented versions of itself. Mine have evolved to be like scorpion's dagger-tail power in mortal kombat and ice-cold nigga subzero fresh to death swag
 
templnite;699469 said:
Besides the zika will assimilate other diseases into augmented versions of itself.

Very true and extremely dangerous. I did see the disclaimer but I will reiterate that, this is an EXTREMELY dangerous practice. It will only bring swelling at best and at worst disease. Be CAREFUL!
 
This would be great if the results were permanent, but what's the point in letting 100 mosquitoes sting your dink if the girth is temporary.
 
Mick09;732655 said:
This would be great if the results were permanent, but what's the point in letting 100 mosquitoes sting your dink if the girth is temporary.

I have a similar reaction to horses. If I get too close to a horse my penis swells up 3-4 times its size! This would be awesome if my eyes and lips did not swell also :)
 
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