My Terrific New Inspiration and Routine

Righty, here's the story...

About 8 months ago I measured my dick (incorrectly) at 9 inches. I knew it wasn't a perfect measurement but hey, I thought I'd roll with it. Nine inches is a nice size. It was probably about 8 bp.

I walked around for 8 months 'believing' my dick was 9 inches, 3 inches superior to most men. It gave me a helluva lot of confidence, in short - it was great.

I slackened off with the Penis Enlargement, thinking "Hey 9 inches is huge, I'll just keep doing the odd bit, 1 or 2 times a week and it'll slowly make it's way to 10 inches.

Yesterday, after 3 days in a row of Penis Enlargement, I thought I'd give it a measure to see how it was doing. It hadn't grown at all, so was still about 8 inches bp. This severly pissed me off and gave a huge, but short-lived knock to my confidence.

Then I realised, "Hey, i thought I had a nine incher for 8 months, now I'm gonna have to go out and get one to feel like I used to". So I've come up with a new routine I'm gonna do every day at least until I hit a true 9 inches.

So, what I'm saying is, measue your dick incorrectly (but believably) at a size 1 or 2 inches bigger than you actually are. Walk around and live for a decent amount of time, truely believing your dick is that big. Keep Penis Enlargementing (of course).

Then when you think you've waited long enough, I'd suggest a few months, maybe not as many as 8 though, measue your dick. If it's smaller than what you 'had' first you'll be really gutted (I was anyway) but then it should serve as a huge inspiration to get what you used to 'have'.

I dunno, it worked for me, you might wanna give it a try. It's all in your head.

Here's the routine I'm gonna be attempting to pull off every day...

Warm up in the bath/shower (2 songs on my cd player)

30 seconds hard stretch down-straight
30 seconds hard stretch down-left
30 seconds hard stretch down-right
20 cranks
30 seconds hard stretch straight-forward
30 seconds hard stretch straight-right
30 seconds hard stretch straight-left
20 cranks
30 Seconds hard stretch up-straight
30 seconds hard stretch up-left
30 seconds hard stretch up-right
20 cranks

Warm down in the bath/shower (2 songs on my cd player)

<^Repeat all of the above three times (apart from the warm up/down obviously!)^>

Then I'm gonna fit in 100, 5 second Kedgels in a day, increasing by 5 each day until flattening out at 500 a day.


I'll be posting on this thread in roughly 6 months time - keep up the good work!

Oh yeah, let me know what you think of my story and new routine... :cool:
 
You make me laugh. 8" and you are upset you thought you had 9" I have been busting my ass for 19 months and still have not made it to 7".
 
Fallguy, you got it all worng man... I was gutted for a little while, then I realised - this will make me work harder. I'd been Penis Enlargementing for over 3 years before any of this happened. By the way, I might have typed the above in a weird way but I didn't do any of this mismeasurement thingy on purpose, that's just how it happened, and what's hopefully going to happen in the future.

If anyone can intentionally pull off what happened to me then cool, if not then it doesn't matter...
 
That's the thing... I wasn't actually lying... I genuinely thought I was that size... I'm not sure if it would work if I tried to do it purposefully... it might, that's why I posted to give people a chance to try it.
 
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