I wanted to make pussies squirt

[puccini]

hi,

i have never done pussy squirting or sex before and I am a virgin. I feel all horny and I dont know what to do as it cannot be relieved. I have tried using pick up techniques on women but I have never succeeded. I wanted to have sex too and I didnt want other guys making getting them. I just dont feel its fair.

 

[abudabi2]

google squirting101, it works.

you want the shortcut huh?

 

[puccini]

no.

 

[Threak-X]

puccini--You're a 22-year old virgin and thinking way ahead of yourself. Your pick-up technique(s) will not work because the women are probably reading you as desperate. Slow it down... enjoy the process of the game.

 

[MAXAMEYES]

This guy is the reason they have bouncers at cat-houses.
Puccini: grow up A LOT, get yourself right and then, maybe then, if and only then, start contemplating the reproductive act.

 

[puccini]

puccini--You're a 22-year old virgin and thinking way ahead of yourself. Your pick-up technique(s) will not work because the women are probably reading you as desperate. Slow it down... enjoy the process of the game.

well it can become desperate after a while cant it. Trust me I have looked on the net for all the pickup techniques and read up on it. Sometimes women will talk to me sometimes not but I still cant get to feel their pussies. Of course I feel desperate these techniques arent working so what am I supposed to do?

 

[puccini]

This guy is the reason they have bouncers at cat-houses.
Puccini: grow up A LOT, get yourself right and then, maybe then, if and only then, start contemplating the reproductive act.

that sounds real patronising. Youre judging me and you dont know me.

 

[MAXAMEYES]

that sounds real patronising. Youre judging me and you dont know me.

Let's see...
1. You admit to having zero sexual experience whatsoever
2. You claim perpetual arousal without any hope of relief
3. You have never succeeded in establishing even the rudiments of a relationship

4." I wanted to have sex too and I didnt want other guys making getting them."
I'm at a complete loss on that statement.

5. You admit to desperation

6. "Sometimes women will talk to me sometimes not but I still cant get to feel their pussies."
This is sexual objectification at its most revolting. Basically, to you, a woman is not a fellow human being but an inanimate means for your own self centered gratification, no matter the damage or consequences to her.

7. "Of course I feel desperate these techniques arent working so what am I supposed to do?"
No technique in the world will compensate for a complete lack of personality, compassion or humanity. Most women you approach will most likely recognize you for the pathetic, predatory-even dangerous- piece of semi-sentient shit you seem to be.

8. Patronizing?! Hardly, if I came across that way; my mistake.

As far as you are concerned I am completely condemnatory.

I don't have to "know" you, your own postings are revelatory enough IN AND OF THEMSELVES for me to judge you. And I judge you to be a sociopath and a potential rapist.
I suggest you immediately seek intense therapy and no longer expose yourself to the public in general and any female of the human species in particular.

 

[Threak-X]

MAXAMEYES--The guy just wants to get some sex with a woman. You must remember those virgin-days of anxiety in your teens.

IMO, he's putting too much thought and effort in it all. Slow it down and enjoy the process. You're going to cream your pants before she unbuckles your belt.

 

[puccini]

MAXAMEYES--The guy just wants to get some sex with a woman. You must remember those virgin-days of anxiety in your teens.

IMO, he's putting too much thought and effort in it all. Slow it down and enjoy the process. You're going to cream your pants before she unbuckles your belt.

Its not about being a virgin or not. Its about me not having a supply of women. A handful would be good but I have nothing. I'm not stupid I know how to have sex please dont patronise me.

 

[MAXAMEYES]

MAXAMEYES--The guy just wants to get some sex with a woman. You must remember those virgin-days of anxiety in your teens.

IMO, he's putting too much thought and effort in it all. Slow it down and enjoy the process. You're going to cream your pants before she unbuckles your belt.

For the majority of my career discerning the psychology of individuals was an extremely important component of daily life, and its continuation. A guy like this really can't help himself; he's purely ego driven. Watch and wait, see what comes outta his keyboard as the days go by. I'll stand by my assessment.

 

[puccini]

You told me to grow up and get myself right before I can start the reproductive act. I have every right to it as you do. Now you are continuing to judge me in an insulting fashion.

1. You admit to having zero sexual experience whatsoever
2. You claim perpetual arousal without any hope of relief
3. You have never succeeded in establishing even the rudiments of a relationship

This is insulting as if I needed reminding. Whos fault is it anyway? Half the time the conversation may not even get off the ground. Any mention of sex will just make them run away.

4." I wanted to have sex too and I didnt want other guys making getting them."
I'm at a complete loss on that statement.

I dont want other guys touching women, how is it fair? Other men are succeeding using the same pickup techniques yet their intentions are no less perverted.

6. "Sometimes women will talk to me sometimes not but I still cant get to feel their pussies."
This is sexual objectification at its most revolting. Basically, to you, a woman is not a fellow human being but an inanimate means for your own self centered gratification, no matter the damage or consequences to her.

How is it revolting? This is honesty at its most brutal. I have openly admitted to wanting to squirt pussies. You cant be anymore honest than that. Furthermore your assumption is wrong. I do see them as human beings with feelings. You forget that I am a fellow human being whose sexual feelings have been brushed under the carpet. It is inanimate and I make no secret of that. I have never succeeded in making relationships with people. That doesnt change the fact that I have lustful desires. You as an older man, have a reduced lust, but I as a young man am at my peak.

7. "Of course I feel desperate these techniques arent working so what am I supposed to do?"
No technique in the world will compensate for a complete lack of personality, compassion or humanity. Most women you approach will most likely recognize you for the pathetic, predatory-even dangerous- piece of semi-sentient shit you seem to be.

These are lies. Part of humanity is sexual lust. I do not lack that. Who's lacking compassion towards that me or them?

8. Patronizing?! Hardly, if I came across that way; my mistake.As far as you are concerned I am completely condemnatory.
I don't have to "know" you, your own postings are revelatory enough IN AND OF THEMSELVES for me to judge you. And I judge you to be a sociopath and a potential rapist.

Again, insulting. What are you here for then? Penis enlargement? That is hardly a noble cause is it? let me remind you what you wrote:

..an inanimate means for your own self centered gratification

I could judge you the same way but I'm not going to because I dont know the ins and outs of what your intentions are. Similarly you have no right to judge me given that you have no idea what mine are.

 

[MAXAMEYES]

You have, with this last post, confirmed everything I surmised. The truth is never insulting, it is simply the truth, which you may feel insulted by, but your approbation does, in no way, negate that truth.

I advise again: You need therapy, in great intensity and duration.

 

[puccini]

You have, with this last post, confirmed everything I surmised. The truth is never insulting, it is simply the truth, which you may feel insulted by, but your approbation does, in no way, negate that truth.

I advise again: You need therapy, in great intensity and duration.

Your truth is not everybody elses. Your lack of response to my points does not invalidate them. It only confirms that you're on the backfoot. Who's being ego driven now?

 

[smerc]

It's all part of life. I am in the same position (the virgin part). I think you're skipping ahead though, but it is good to know basics.

It may not seem fair if you consider yourself a good guy, but just can't get through the doors. Don't take it to heart that much cause somewhere on down the road you may become the jealous/obsessive type that women may put off as dangerous. Pickup techniques only go so far, some women can see past the bullshit so just be yourself.


edit: if you're just looking for a one night stand. You might try some pheromones or something and stick with the basic game at clubs/etc.

 

[puccini]

youre a virgin yourself so why are you trying to tell me what works? seriously if youre in the same position, i dont see how you can be offering advice!

 

[smerc]

Just because I am a virgin does not mean I am not social with women.

I am not trying to throw anything at you. It's all up to you to decide what info from a person you want to take or just adapt to yourself.

 

[puccini]

Just because I am a virgin does not mean I am not social with women.

I am not trying to throw anything at you. It's all up to you to decide what info from a person you want to take or just adapt to yourself.

what I'm saying is why are you a virgin then if you seem to know what to do?
Would you even know what to do if you had the chance to engage in the reproductive act.

 

[smerc]

I am happy with my life as it is. Some people wait to lose their virginity :s. It's not a religious thing and it's also not much of a big deal to me as it seems to be with you. Some women just see me as more of a friend is all.

I didn't say I was the god of pussy summoning. Where are you getting this at.

 

[puccini]

well how old are you first of all? That has a lot to do with it. If women see you as no more than friends it means youre in the friend zone. Thats where youve gone wrong. All the while some other guy is squirting their pussies. You cant pretend youre not jealous unless you lack humanity.

You are not happy with your life. YOu came on here to enlarge your penis what for if you cant use it?
It wont be good when girls find out you dont know how to have sex if you get the chance.

 

[smerc]

I am happy with my life as it is.

You are not happy with your life.

? Where should I put the bullet good sir. rofl


I am happy with my life so please don't judge me like this just because I am on an enlargement forum.

Why do I enlarge my penis you may ask? Well for some people it's an insecurity. They are not happy with this aspect of their life and my life doesn't evolve around my penis. To make the point before you spin my post again, it's an insecurity for me. It also didn't hinder me from staying a virgin. Do people who work out just not happy with their lives as well?

-and yes I plan to use my penis. I use it every day when I piss and my enlargement routine might be just so I can reach the pisser better.

If women see you as no more than friends it means youre in the friend zone.

Thanks. I never would had guessed.

It wont be good when girls find out you dont know how to have sex if you get the chance.

So you're the women expert now? Jk.

Anyways as far as that goes. We can agree and disagree all day on what women like since both of us are virgins.


I will leave this with. http://lmgtfy.com/?q=pussy+squirting+101

What's next on the subject.

 

[puccini]

? Where should I put the bullet good sir. rofl


I am happy with my life so please don't judge me like this just because I am on an enlargement forum.

Why do I enlarge my penis you may ask? Well for some people it's an insecurity. They are not happy with this aspect of their life and my life doesn't evolve around my penis. To make the point before you spin my post again, it's an insecurity for me. It also didn't hinder me from staying a virgin. Do people who work out just not happy with their lives as well?

-and yes I plan to use my penis. I use it every day when I piss and my enlargement routine might be just so I can reach the pisser better.





Thanks. I never would had guessed.




So you're the women expert now? Jk.

Anyways as far as that goes. We can agree and disagree all day on what women like since both of us are virgins.


I will leave this with. http://lmgtfy.com/?q=pussy+squirting+101

What's next on the subject.

dont try and bring me down to your level. If you are happy with your life, stay a virgin then. Its your loss not mine.

Continue damaging your penis by trying to enlarge it. Your choice.

 

[abudabi2]

puccini,

if you would be a little bit more social here in this forum (manners) you may not get such aggressive answers... i mean... you come here with your 2nd post, dont introduce... nothing, just want the essencials...

one guy gave you good advices, even if hes a virgin... and you act like a total ignorant close-minded ass to him.

i got my first sex with age of 20... i thought i never would fuck, so i know your feelings.

PICK UP is a shitload, for people who have totally lost their senses.
dont sit infront of the computer, go out and try out and learn by yourself, this wont change your personality and also works. there is no shortcut.

NOTICE: you cant push the button on girls, like they are machines, thats why girls drive us crazy... we dont "understand" that they act like they FEEL, and feelings are not easy to arrange.
the same thing for sex, its not the technik/buttons (g-spot etc), its mainly the emotion of the act, how you make her feel... fuck her hard in the right moment and be lovely in the next... and dont do this to get any reaction of her, do it, because you feel it and love it with her.
if you follow the same way of thinking again and again, and wont understand that you cant "operate" on girls, you will not payoff.

i can understand why you dont get girls, no manners at all...
how can you be that ignorant if you got no social "contacts"? it dont make you feel, that you got to change something?

let me guess... you read in the pick up forum, that beeing an ass, let the girls come to you?


cheers

 

[puccini]

puccini,

if you would be a little bit more social here in this forum (manners) you may not get such aggressive answers... i mean... you come here with your 2nd post, dont introduce... nothing, just want the essencials...

one guy gave you good advices, even if hes a virgin... and you act like a total ignorant close-minded ass to him.

i got my first sex with age of 20... i thought i never would fuck, so i know your feelings.

PICK UP is a shitload, for people who have totally lost their senses.
dont sit infront of the computer, go out and try out and learn by yourself, this wont change your personality and also works. there is no shortcut.

NOTICE: you cant push the button on girls, like they are machines, thats why girls drive us crazy... we dont "understand" that they act like they FEEL, and feelings are not easy to arrange.
the same thing for sex, its not the technik/buttons (g-spot etc), its mainly the emotion of the act, how you make her feel... fuck her hard in the right moment and be lovely in the next... and dont do this to get any reaction of her, do it, because you feel it and love it with her.
if you follow the same way of thinking again and again, and wont understand that you cant "operate" on girls, you will not payoff.

i can understand why you dont get girls, no manners at all...
how can you be that ignorant if you got no social "contacts"? it dont make you feel, that you got to change something?

let me guess... you read in the pick up forum, that beeing an ass, let the girls come to you?

cheers

I am at a loss to understand half of what you write. Clearly you need to improve your English skills. That is the simple truth.

You have no clue why I cant squirt pussies. READ what I wrote earler:

Part of humanity is sexual lust. I do not lack that. Who's lacking compassion towards that me or them?

I am suffering here and everybody here has done nothing but put the blame on me. Whos lacking compassion now? :O

 

[puccini]

dont sit infront of the computer, go out and try out and learn by yourself, this wont change your personality and also works

Are you stupid. I just told you I have tried.

Now stop blaming me. I am the victim here.

 

[smerc]

I am seriously thinking you're just a forum troll now. You didn't really want help in the first place. You might just need to lead to picking up a hooker.

 

[smerc]

Please can we close this thread? This guy is very unstable and sending me private messages.

I believe we have a stalker on the loose here, lock you're doors and cover you're anuses.

I will leave it with this last post. Clearly puccini, I was begining to think from you're last comments towards me that this is a joke. You were summoned here from mars or some shit to spread bile and hatred on this forum. This place is not for you even though this is a social forum for penis enlargement and DLD/mods welcome all types of people, but you need help outside this forum. Please go seek it.

You can continue insulting me through private message if you must, but keep in mind doing this wont help you "squirt pussies".

 

[puccini]

I think you have misunderstood me Smerc. I am not unstable or a stalker or a rapist. These are all lies. The fact that you feel insulted even though I had no intention of it goes to show that you are unhappy. Please seek to change that or else you will remain unhappy.

Do you want to remain a 23 year old virgin or do you want some action? You said its not religious so whats your excuse? Its silly enlarging your penis when you dont even know how sex feels. You are thinking way ahead of yourself.

 

[puccini]

I have only sent you one private message so please stop with the lies.

 

[smerc]

Yeah you sure did. I only see one as well. :s

 

[MAXAMEYES]

puccini,
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[Clawhammer]

Get the book "How to Succeed With Women". It goes into depth about man's and a woman's pshyke so you'll understand what is going on with the sexes. It may answer many of your questions and if ,you behave yourself around the ladies, you might just succeed with them. Women are very intuitive and easily pick up on a man's demeanor. You need to work on yours.

 

[puccini]

what do you mean what is going on with the sexes? What is going on then?
What do you mean 'behave myself'?

By the way I have tried all pickup techniques and read up on them. Theres tons of books out there why should I waste my time look at it from my point of view.

 

[Threak-X]

... http://lmgtfy.com/?q=pussy+squirting+101

I love that site "Let me Google That for You" . . . funny as hell idea.

 

[Threak-X]

Are you stupid. I just told you I have tried.

Now stop blaming me. I am the victim here.

You hit it right on the head... NOW! STOP PLAYING THE VICTIM !!!

If the pick-up techniques aren't working for you; everyone here isn't showing you any compassion. Then it's not the women and it's not us that make you fail at making a pussy squirt. It's your way of thinking.

Go back and just only read your posts alone, you'll see how negative you sound.

Change your thinking and change your life. It's the attitude you carry towards your life and others that's holding you back from creating your happiness.

MAXAMEYES is correct about you needing therapy in the respect of sorting out your thoughts and to get your thinking in a positive direction for yourself.
abudabi2 said it right, "you act like a total ignorant close-minded ass" especially towards a fellow male virgin who's giving you his own reference/experience on what's works for him.

I'm sorry none of us are giving the answers you want to hear for yourself. We are all here to help one another and share our experience/knowledge with you to better yourself. All of us can't be right all the time and all of can't be wrong all the time neither. Take the words given to you for what is, sort it out; and use what you like or not at all for yourself because bottom-line is you have to create your own happiness. ...and it starts with the way you're thinking for yourself. You defend everything you say as if we are all attacking you which is not the case. Man-up and take responsibility for your actions; obliviously whenever mind-set you're in isn't working for you.

Many years ago (20+) I couldn't get a date for myself even if I paid the woman for it. I get their number(s), set a date and then the woman would cancel days before and even hours before the date. This went on for well over 9-months and I couldn't understand why. Simply put, it was my way of thinking for myself. I acted pathetic, desperate, non-confident and negative as a person. I'm not saying this is what you are. I'm saying it wasn't them or anyone else, it was all me and my mind-set at that moment. I changed my way of thinking and before I knew it within a couple of months I had more dates than I could handle. I even had to cancel a few because I was over booked and didn't have the energy to keep up with it all.

 

[willy70]

Judging from guy's posts and the attitude he plays I'm not surprised why he has no women around

How about getting rid of that anger you're full of?

Believe me, it'd help a lot..

 

[puccini]

I'm not playing the victim I am the victim. Why cant you all be wrong and why cant it be her fault? You have no right to judge me you do not know me you could easily be misconstruing what I say it happens all the time on the internet.

Stop acting like you have the answers. You tell me it's this or it's that I'm doing wrong, wheres the proof?

 

[puccini]

Judging from guys posts and the attitude he plays I'm not surprised why he has no women around

How about getting rid of that anger you're full of?

Believe me, it'd help a lot..

I have every right to be angry. My humanity has been swept under the rug.
Whos lacking the compassion now?

 

[willy70]

I have every right to be angry. My humanity has been swept under the rug.
Whos lacking the compassion now?

Mate, if you believe women would have compassion towards you just because you feel that way I don't know what to say

We're the masters of our destiny and the ultimate wisdom is not to blame other people if you have certain problem. You have to evolve and to become more mature and that takes time

Try to introspect more and realize where lies the "real" problem. It is not generated by your surroundings, more likely yourself

That's called wisdom and few has it. If that all were black and white it'd be much easier. We're all amateurs in the game of life and relationship problems are the main driving force behind most of our problems. If you dig deeper you'll see you're the generator of all your troubles therefore blaming others would sound very funny to you....

 

[puccini]

Mate, if you believe women would have compassion towards you just because you feel that way I don't know what to say

We're the masters of our destiny and the ultimate wisdom is not to blame other people if you have certain problem. You have to evolve and to become more mature and that takes time

Try to introspect more and realize where lies the "real" problem. It is not generated by your surroundings, more likely yourself

That's called wisdom and few has it. If that all were black and white it'd be much easier. We're all amateurs in the game of life and relationship problems are the main driving force behind most of our problems. If you dig deeper you'll see you're the generator of all your troubles therefore blaming others would sound very funny to you....

so if your partner cheated on you for no reason other than she wanted to go out with another guy, it wuld be your fault not hers?
If your mum got knocked over by a speeding car it would be her fault for not being careful would it?
OK, whatever you say.

 

[Threak-X]

so if your partner cheated on you for no reason other than she wanted to go out with another guy, it wuld be your fault not hers?
If your mum got knocked over by a speeding car it would be her fault for not being careful would it?
OK, whatever you say.

A person's infidelity is propelled by motivation for such action(s). Every man should step with caution such as a blind man moves with alertness.

You're in denial of creating of your own universe. You are stricken with misfortune by your own medium. You can't have compassion for a man who surrenders all his powers as "the victim."

 

[willy70]

I'd personally hate if a woman slept with me cos of compassion. That could mean only one thing - that I'm totally fucked up Handle it like a man dammit - all of us had periods like that, that doesn't mean it would last forever

 

[puccini]

and what if does last forever though? Some people are struck by misfortune, things arent always fair so the least i have the right to do is be angry.

A person's infidelity is propelled by motivation for such action(s). Every man should step with caution such as a blind man moves with alertness

Listen, cheating is cheating. so shes the victim not me?

 

[willy70]

the least i have the right to do is be angry.

Towards who? whatever that makes you feel better...

 

[puccini]

towards the women who have made my life a misery

 

[MAXAMEYES]

Seeing whereas [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] is dedicated to positive action, self-determination, self-examination and self-integrity and you, puccini, seem perversely dedicated to wallowing in your own self-created misery; I'm about one or two posts away from closing this absolutely maudlin-and completely useless sob-fest of a thread.

 

[Sweely]

Let's see...
1. You admit to having zero sexual experience whatsoever
2. You claim perpetual arousal without any hope of relief
3. You have never succeeded in establishing even the rudiments of a relationship

4." I wanted to have sex too and I didnt want other guys making getting them."
I'm at a complete loss on that statement.

5. You admit to desperation

6. "Sometimes women will talk to me sometimes not but I still cant get to feel their pussies."
This is sexual objectification at its most revolting. Basically, to you, a woman is not a fellow human being but an inanimate means for your own self centered gratification, no matter the damage or consequences to her.

7. "Of course I feel desperate these techniques arent working so what am I supposed to do?"
No technique in the world will compensate for a complete lack of personality, compassion or humanity. Most women you approach will most likely recognize you for the pathetic, predatory-even dangerous- piece of semi-sentient shit you seem to be.

8. Patronizing?! Hardly, if I came across that way; my mistake.

As far as you are concerned I am completely condemnatory.

I don't have to "know" you, your own postings are revelatory enough IN AND OF THEMSELVES for me to judge you. And I judge you to be a sociopath and a potential rapist.
I suggest you immediately seek intense therapy and no longer expose yourself to the public in general and any female of the human species in particular.

That has to be the funniest post I've ever read in a forum. Made me laugh for two minutes straight!

 

[puccini]

I'm about one or two posts away from closing this absolutely maudlin-and completely useless sob-fest of a thread.

Thats because you are lacking compassion and humanity towards me. Whos perverse now?
Why dont you just accept I have suffered wrong? I decided to try pickup because I thought it might help. Doesnt that demonstrate positive self determination? All you do is criticise and judge. You are not perfect. I'll give you the opportunity now to rethink what youve said to me.

 

[puccini]

6. "Sometimes women will talk to me sometimes not but I still cant get to feel their pussies."
This is sexual objectification at its most revolting. Basically, to you, a woman is not a fellow human being but an inanimate means for your own self centered gratification, no matter the damage or consequences to her.

How is it? Who said I didnt care about damage or the consequences to her? Stop putting words in my mouth.
This guy is a liar!

 

[Threak-X]

puccini--I have to agree with MAXAMEYES, you have become pathetic, you are blaming everyone and wallowing in your own misery. Then you go out to pick-up girls to uplift your self-esteem only to blame them for your failure. You're emitting your true inner-feelings of negativity and any sensible woman really don't want any part of it to only shut you down.

It's not as if we and the entire world had a secret meeting without you and conspired to make your life miserable. When several people that are remotely uninvolved with one another and say and treat you all the same there is some truth in it.

So keep doing what been working so well for you because you're the one that doesn't need to change it's way of thinking... everyone else don't.

You probably go over to the States and think everyone there has to drive on the left side of the road.

So to reiterate what MAXAMEYES said earlier. We will closed this thread and remove any thread or post you create if you don't get out of your Sob-Feast mode. Your journey into your present position develop over time and you'll have to take the time to journey out of it to recovery. Start working on it, because we can't give you fish everyday. You have to learn to fish for yourself for survival.