Damn dude, your bro is one thing, but having your mom find your [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]penis pump[/words] is just down right horrible. Thats why I keep my [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words] in a lockbox with the only key in my wallet.
 
Wooden Indian;371382 said:
Damn dude, your bro is one thing, but having your mom find your [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]penis pump[/words] is just down right horrible. Thats why I keep my [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words] in a lockbox with the only key in my wallet.

She'd find a way in. She's Satan! bahahah
 
I've been close to getting busted a few times by my flat mate,I think I'd prefer him to think I was jacking off than doing Penis Enlargement!
 
My mom found all of my Penis Enlargement stuff (extender, lube, viagara) when she was looking for my keys to pick me up from the airport. I'm in my 30' and am pretty open about my Penis Enlargement efforts (buddies, brothers, dad all know) but even I was a little taken aback when my mom said on the ride home, "you have a lot of money in your sock drawer". Right then I knew I was busted. I said "I have a lot of things in that drawer". She just changed the subject. Hahaha.
 
.;371421 said:
My mom found all of my Penis Enlargement stuff (extender, lube, viagara) when she was looking for my keys to pick me up from the airport. I'm in my 30' and am pretty open about my Penis Enlargement efforts (buddies, brothers, dad all know) but even I was a little taken aback when my mom said on the ride home, "you have a lot of money in your sock drawer". Right then I knew I was busted. I said "I have a lot of things in that drawer". She just changed the subject. Hahaha.
Ha ha ha ha good comeback
 
Girth Hammer;371555 said:
"youve got alot of money in your sock drawer"

What is the address of this sock drawer? I might have to roll up:)
 
The money is long gone. The Penis Enlargement stuff is still there. I normally don't get uncomfortable talking about Penis Enlargement but that was definitely out of my comfort zone. Ah well, I guess its no worse than getting busted with adult entertainment or busted jacking off. It is what it is.
 
doublelongdaddy;371605 said:
What is the address of this sock drawer? I might have to roll up:)

HAHAHAH I'm picturing someone robbing my house looking for money and finding all my Penis Enlargement shit and thinking WTF?!?
 
Man I am having a bad time keeping things a secret... my dad just caught me and my girl fuckin he was cool about it but after dat I couldn get back up for shit... ha man I have been having a lot of bad luck lately
 
Hahahaha! What was worse, getting caught Penis Enlargementing by your brother or getting caught having sex by your dad?
 
That's almost as bad as gettin' caught in the hall closet- by the entire PTA Board- fuckin' the sleeve of yer Mom's best casHydromaxere sweater...
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or so I've heard...
 
MAXAMEYES;372484 said:
That's almost as bad as gettin' caught in the hall closet- by the entire PTA Board- fuckin' the sleeve of yer Mom's best casHydromaxere sweater...
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or so I've heard...

That made me laugh pretty hard. Thanks!
 
.;372479 said:
Hahahaha! What was worse, getting caught Penis Enlargementing by your brother or getting caught having sex by your dad?

If I had a son I would be proud of him and give him a high-five :p
 
well just a few minutes ago while I was doing a worderful jelq Session my bro walks into the room and im butt ass naked with a adult entertainment qued up... How awkward is that! Ha

I never got caught lol. But everyone knows I work as a PE coach and I also did PE. The good news about your situation is that, your brother might become interested in PE if you make permanent gains from all of your efforts.
 
I never got caught lol. But everyone knows I work as a PE coach and I also did PE. The good news about your situation is that, your brother might become interested in PE if you make permanent gains from all of your efforts.
I never got found out because from the beginning, I told everyone what I was doing. But I can imagine how embarrassing it would be if a brother caught me in the middle of a slow squash jelq session.

What did your roommate say? Or did he say nothing?
 
As you get older, you get caught more often but we don't care as much. The age thing. But we also have fun outside in the backyard in our hot tub too. Plenty of those who have taller two and three-story homes that are much higher in elevation than us. Let's just say, they just smile.
 
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