Gains to Report! Hilarious story!

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I have here a hilarious story which I must share with you. I'll keep it short and sweet.

So a few weeks ago, I matched with a chick on tinder. Spoke a little dirty on the old whatsapp but have yet to meet her. Out of the blue though, I sent her a message today to see how she is doing and to fuck.

We spoke a little bit until suddenly she claimed she was convinced she had just seen me! She was on the train and claimed to have seen my on a certain road. She told me what she saw me wearing and indeed, unbelievably, our paths crossed in real life. What an amazing coincidence.

The best is yet to come though. She said she saw me walking down the road..... get ready for it.........


"I saw you grab your package as you were walking"

LOL. What an insane coincidence, a wonderful combination of time and place. And of all the things I could have been doing, I grabbed my dick!

She claimed she could see my bulge from all the way on the train!

I had to explain to her

1) I no longer wear underwear
2) Jeans are now too tight and restrictive, I'm forced to wear ugly sports trousers
3) I'm ready to fuck her brains out!


It was funny, she kind of knew I had a big dick from my tinder photos but I'm so pleased today she was able to notice the bulge. I still haven't met her!!

From all my work my flaccid length has increased to 5.5 inches, and my balls hang low now so my budge is pretty big, especially as I don't wear underwear. I have to walk like a penguin to not upset my balls and I'm constantly tugging it to let it hang comfortably.

To be fair though, these are pretty decent problems to have!
 
Simyan;671764 said:
I have here a hilarious story which I must share with you. I'll keep it short and sweet.

So a few weeks ago, I matched with a chick on tinder. Spoke a little dirty on the old whatsapp but have yet to meet her. Out of the blue though, I sent her a message today to see how she is doing and to fuck.

We spoke a little bit until suddenly she claimed she was convinced she had just seen me! She was on the train and claimed to have seen my on a certain road. She told me what she saw me wearing and indeed, unbelievably, our paths crossed in real life. What an amazing coincidence.

The best is yet to come though. She said she saw me walking down the road..... get ready for it.........


"I saw you grab your package as you were walking"

LOL. What an insane coincidence, a wonderful combination of time and place. And of all the things I could have been doing, I grabbed my dick!

She claimed she could see my bulge from all the way on the train!

I had to explain to her

1) I no longer wear underwear
2) Jeans are now too tight and restrictive, I'm forced to wear ugly sports trousers
3) I'm ready to fuck her brains out!


It was funny, she kind of knew I had a big dick from my tinder photos but I'm so pleased today she was able to notice the bulge. I still haven't met her!!

From all my work my flaccid length has increased to 5.5 inches, and my balls hang low now so my budge is pretty big, especially as I don't wear underwear. I have to walk like a penguin to not upset my balls and I'm constantly tugging it to let it hang comfortably.

To be fair though, these are pretty decent problems to have!
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Man,how do you guys keep meeting girls on facebook,tinder and all kind of sites like this..never happend to me..guess i'm that ugly rofl .Hope you will fuck her good sim :) Show her the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MoS[/words] Dick :)
 
Man I could never do that I'm way too suspicious. And somehow I don't believe you were grabbing your package by accident :s. Sometimes when I'm rapping with my friends I grab my package like lil wayne, and easy e so its all good :blush:
 
Lol i tugged on it to untrap it and let it hang free. I realise my curve may have been caused by years of underwear. It was actually upsetting how much it would curve and turtle to the left.

A few months ago i would clamp and go back into my tight underwear. Only now i kind of feel i know what I'm doing. The gains are Deffo arriving
 
Simyan;671825 said:
Lol i tugged on it to untrap it and let it hang free. I realise my curve may have been caused by years of underwear. It was actually upsetting how much it would curve and turtle to the left.

A few months ago i would clamp and go back into my tight underwear. Only now i kind of feel i know what I'm doing. The gains are Deffo arriving
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Wearing no underwear feels so good too :)
 
it does but I forget I'm not wearing any and often run or make sudden movements which ends up hurting my balls. I made the mistake of going into class with my jeans on...... 5 mins after having left home I had to come back. balls were hurting like crazy. Had to lie down and just chill. Amazing news. Shows that GAINS are being made!
 
Simyan;671898 said:
it does but I forget I'm not wearing any and often run or make sudden movements which ends up hurting my balls. I made the mistake of going into class with my jeans on...... 5 mins after having left home I had to come back. balls were hurting like crazy. Had to lie down and just chill. Amazing news. Shows that GAINS are being made!
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How does your balls hurt?Are they hanging super low and you hit them when you sit on a chair or something like that?
 
The other day I pulled one, by accident dont really know how. I also go to the gym and run without underwear! They need a rest!
 
Simyan how long have you been using your [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]SG[/words]/VLC combo?
 
I see, all I need is to take a good measurement of my flaccid glans and send the size over including payment via Paypal right? Is that how you did yours?
 
You mean if the device doesn't fit you will send it back to them and they will send you a new one right? That's gonna take a long time if I need to send the device back to them cause our postal service is sluggish.

I might just start a [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?83577-Length-master-official-order-thread-now-shipping-06-16-2014!!!]length master[/words]/Hydromax routine.
 
Nope. You dont send it back you keep it. They send you a new one. They take care of their customers! Where are you from
 
You have to love how friendly some girls get when they see the floppy wallabe through the pants. The funniest, though, has to be when they keep looking at it and they have a kinda hungry look to them. Like you've unleashed the cock gobbling demon within her.

And then you realize you aren't single.

And then you cry yourself to sleep.
 
Longth;672029 said:
You have to love how friendly some girls get when they see the floppy wallabe through the pants. The funniest, though, has to be when they keep looking at it and they have a kinda hungry look to them. Like you've unleashed the cock gobbling demon within her.

And then you realize you aren't single.

And then you cry yourself to sleep.
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Hahaha I'm single so i don't know that feeling 😀they are hungry for some bananna

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huge-girth;672031 said:
I'm a Nigerian living in Nigeria.
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Do you like pounded yam?
 
Longth;672029 said:
You have to love how friendly some girls get when they see the floppy wallabe through the pants.
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It could also be that she's a single mom looking for a baby daddy, be careful out there bros!
 
Lol, no. I can't really use that. She was cool all the way up to break up season. That's definitely not the most wonderful time of the year.
 
Simyan it seems you know so much about Nigeria. That's one very fatty food, pounded yam.
 
CONGRATULATIONS! This is pretty amazing, I don´t use underwear too for the same reasons, in the beginning is hard to sleep, I have to adapt a way to sleep with my balls behind my legs, I don´t know if you do the same thing like a fowfes...
 
Congratulations! Your determination and willingness to do what it takes has paid off big time for you...Time to celebrate my Brother!
 
doublelongdaddy;672463 said:
Congratulations! Your determination and willingness to do what it takes has paid off big time for you...Time to celebrate my Brother!
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THanks but I don't agree. I'm here primarily for the girth gains. I've had some, but until my EG is at least 5.5, I .......... ahhh fuck it. I'm already 5.4", huge gains on the way. Yes, happiness is a decision, start now. I shall celebrate!
 
Simyan;672486 said:
THanks but I don't agree. I'm here primarily for the girth gains. I've had some, but until my EG is at least 5.5, I .......... ahhh fuck it. I'm already 5.4", huge gains on the way. Yes, happiness is a decision, start now. I shall celebrate!
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Celebration is in order because I have said so! :)
 
Simyan said:
Re: Gains to Report! Hilarious story!



THanks but I don't agree. I'm here primarily for the girth gains. I've had some, but until my EG is at least 5.5, I .......... ahhh fuck it. I'm already 5.4", huge gains on the way. Yes, happiness is a decision, start now. I shall celebrate!
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Where are you my Brother?
 
Simyan said:
As mad as it seems I've not been chasing girls. Chasing this dick and getting the things i really want in life
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This is what I'm currently doing right now. I'm no longer chasing women. I'm chasing my PE goals and life ambitions.
 
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huge-girth said:
This is what I'm currently doing right now. I'm no longer chasing women. I'm chasing my PE goals and life ambitions.
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And when you return to women they have big things to look forward to
 
DLD said:
And when you return to women they have big things to look forward to
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Yes true. Tonight, I'm going to measure my erect girth before starting my session. I'm way passed 5.5 mid shaft now. My base girth is around 6.25. I couldn't believe my eyes when I measured.

The expressive stretching is doing wonders for my base girth.
 
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huge-girth said:
Yes true. Tonight, I'm going to measure my erect girth before starting my session. I'm way passed 5.5 mid shaft now. My base girth is around 6.25. I couldn't believe my eyes when I measured.

The expressive stretching is doing wonders for my base girth.
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Because you are pulling out more internal penis and like a tree the root is always thickest
 
DLD said:
Because you are pulling out more internal penis and like a tree the root is always thickest
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It is going to be a sad experience if I become too long and not being able to use the base girth for sex. I will make sure I don't get passed 9 inches bone press.
 
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