Class is in session, let me preface this post by saying that many of the tips I post can be extended to different scenarios outside of college dorm life, be it living with parents, roommates, ect. Also, this will be an ongoing study; I will continue to post new tips and information as I come across something good. As many of my close friends here at [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] know, I live in a small dorm room with a roommate who is seemingly there 24/7. This has been the case since fall 02' although I have had several different roommates. It used to derail my Penis Enlargement but I have come up with various strategies so that now my roommate has *almost* no effect on me getting in a good Penis Enlargement session whenever I want/need to.

-Know your roommate's pattern. For me this is important. Even when the roomy is gone and I have no clue when he's coming back, it can be a little nerve wracking to take off my clothes, lube up, and put some good adult entertainment in the computer. I will have my mind on him coming back the whole time and it will mess up my workout. In addition, it really isn't safe since he could come back at any moment. You need to learn the pattern. I have found that my current roommate virtually never skips class but when class isn't in session, he is constantly in and out of the room. When do I Penis Enlargement? You guessed it, when he's at class. Luckily I have class an hour or two after him each day and nothing going on for me in the mornings, so I wake up with his alarm, pop some viagra or cialis and wait for him to leave the room for class to begin Penis Enlargementing.

-Public bathrooms are your friend. I have probably spent more time Penis Enlargement'ing in the bathroom than I have anywhere else. At my school two rooms of two people each share one small bathroom. Common sense would dictate that I couldn't go in there whenever the hell I want to Penis Enlargement with the door locked for an hour or so, it would arouse suspicion and upset most people if you did this during peak bathroom usage times in the morning. So, my nightly workouts are usually from about 1am-2am in the bathroom with the doors locked. I sit on the toilet, Penis Enlargement, and about half way through I turn the shower on. When I am done Penis Enlargementing, I take a QUICK shower. This was it seems as if I was both taking a shit and also taking a shower which would help to explain why I was in there for so long. Plus I always like to shower after Penis Enlargement to remove the lube and I do tend to get a little sweaty when doing extreme Penis Enlargement. If I need to Penis Enlargement during the day I usually use the handicap library bathrooms on one of the upper floors. No one goes up past the 2nd floor of my library and each floor has a nice spacious bathroom with a large handicap stall. There's 7 floors, I usually end up on the 5th, 6th, or 7th. Trust me, they will be deserted and no one will notic eyou going in and staying for an hour.

-Have a cover up plan. When circumstances warrant it, sometimes you simply have to Penis Enlargement under dangerous conditions, where a roommate might end up walking in on you. I haven't had it happen in quite a long time as I know his pattern, but I take off all my clothes and have my bath towel ready. If I here him jingling the key, I throw the towel around me and casually walk towards the bathroom. This way he think he simply walked in as I was headed to take a bath. Plus, you can finish whatever portion of your workout in the bathroom after turning the shower on if he caught you before you were done. This may not be the best way for you to cover up your actions, but I'm sure you understand my point. Before sitting down to Penis Enlargement, have a plan ready incase you need to cover your tracks in a matter of 2-3 seconds while the roommate is unlocking the door.

-Lock all your doors. It sounds all too obvious but I once had a major screw up as a result of not locking the connecting bathroom door (I have a door to the dorm hallway and also one to the bathroom. My suitemate's share the bathroom and can enter into our room if we don't lock the door). This one is a no brainer. As a result of this incident, at the very least, teh guy who lives next door thinks he came in and caught me jacking off. It's no biggie though, he's not one to gossip and gets very embarrased about anything sexual. I know for a fact he hasn't told a soul.

It is very late where I am, I will be adding to and manipulating this post as I have only scratched the surface of my college dorm Penis Enlargementing tricks. Check back. I think this is a subject that doesn't get it's fair share of attention.

-Gandolf
 
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some good tips gandolf.

I also have roommates, so all my Penis Enlargement'n comes at night time when they're in bed...

I've always been one that can go to sleep for 3-6 hours and be good for the day. So when they go to bed, at like 12 am I can get my stretching, jelqing, etc done while they snooze.

The bad part about my apartment is the bathrooms have no locks... I was told it's a safety feature incase a handicap person moved into one of the apartments and got injured, so people could get to em, but whatever haha. I just don't risk that part of the place and just do Penis Enlargement in my room.
 
I just wish I had my head in the game and Penis Enlargement'd when I was in college 3 years ago. Great post though!!!
 
just tell your roomate you are going to jack off. come on, were guys, we can be open about it, youd be surprised he probably wont care and will leave the room or respect an indicator on the outside of the door.

when with the parents though, its a different story, you gotta do late night sessions or wait until you know they will be gone for an extended amount of time.
 
Oh man...good stuff. This reminds me of an incident last semester when I was trying out the shoestring version of the constrictors in my dorm room. I thought I had locked the door, but I guess I hadn't. Anyway, I had enough time to tuck my penis back into my pants, but when he opened the door, there I was standing, with a shoestring hanging out of my fly. He just loooked at me weird and went to his desk and didn't say anything about it. :D
 
9cyclops9 said:
Oh man...good stuff. This reminds me of an incident last semester when I was trying out the shoestring version of the constrictors in my dorm room. I thought I had locked the door, but I guess I hadn't. Anyway, I had enough time to tuck my penis back into my pants, but when he opened the door, there I was standing, with a shoestring hanging out of my fly. He just loooked at me weird and went to his desk and didn't say anything about it. :D

hilarious. a guy i worked with over the summer told me he knew a guy who walked in on his roommate jacking off to a picture of him. freaky.
 
nickname121482 said:
hilarious. a guy i worked with over the summer told me he knew a guy who walked in on his roommate jacking off to a picture of him. freaky.

I can't hide anything anymore:)
 
I remember when my sister caught me jelqing at 3 AM on the edge of ma bed becuase i never expected anyone to be up at that time, Always Lock the door!!!
 
Yea my parents one time about 9 months ago walked in my room if I had locked it I would have had more time to get ready but instead I barely got away with it. I just threw on my bed covers. close one... :)
 
I'm back for the second session of college dorm Penis Enlargement'ing, lots more tips on the way tonight.

-Consider broken up sessions. Were it not for this one, I would not be able to Penis Enlargement. I currently do anywhere between 1.0-1.5 hours of Penis Enlargement a day and it is rare that I have that much time to sit down in any given session at a time. As little as 20 minutes can produce an effective workout, although you will probably want to do a few of these mini Penis Enlargement sessions. You can sneak off anytime to do these, even when you are watching a movie or chilling with friends or between classes. When done in the bathroom, it can be played off like you merely took a long shit.

-Stop worrying about what others think. I am not going to lie to you, most of the people who live in my dorm think I am a fucking psychopath and maybe they are right. Sometimes I sneak off at weird times or stay in the bathroom a little too long and arouse suspicion. At first this bothered me and I would always let it prevent me from working out. After about a year, I finally said to hell with it and would go ahead and Penis Enlargement whenever it was convenient for me. Eventually people got used to me disappearing and stopped caring. I think they got used to it and just thought it was one of those things I do becuase I am a little bit different. People might think you're weird and reclusive. Let them, in the end your dick will be bigger than theirs.

-Budget your time. This might be the most important tip I give you. Every sesmester my Penis Enlargement falls apart a week or two before final exams hit. This current semester I have stayed on top of my school work so I will not have to temporarily quit for 2-3 weeks while I cram for tests and such. These unscheduled 2-3 week breaks will mess up your growth and destroy your Penis Enlargement moral.

-Stay on good terms with your roommate. Even if we were not in the business of Penis Enlargementing, I would advocate this in all circumstances for obvious reasons. However, it has even more merit when you think about Penis Enlargement. When you are on good terms with your roommate, he will be less likely to call you out on your weird behavior in an antagonistic kind of way. Last year I had a horrible relationship with all my roommates and I would be afraid to be caught Penis Enlargement'ing because I thought they would make fun of me and/or spread it around the dorm if they knew. Also, I know they went snooping through my shit so I had to take extra precautions to hide my Penis Enlargement. Now, while things aren't perfect, my roommate and I get along pretty well. I do shit for him when he needs it, and he minds his own business. He probably knows on some level that I'm doing something in the bathroom at 3am for an hour but he's yet to press the issue. And he doesn't even comment on the three bottles of lube I have strewn across my floor.

I have exhausted my brain for the night. Stay tuned fellow college Penis Enlargement'ers!
 
Gandolf you are the MAN! A true college Penis Enlargement hero and rolemodel for all to follow.

Luckily this year I moved off campus to an apartment with my own lockable room. And I just discovered Penis Enlargement a couple months ago.
 
philadelph said:
Gandolf you are the MAN! A true college Penis Enlargement hero and rolemodel for all to follow.

Luckily this year I moved off campus to an apartment with my own lockable room. And I just discovered Penis Enlargement a couple months ago.
I am doing that too, as of June, but I still got 2 months left of dorm life and I think the knowledge will save a lot of college Penis Enlargement'ers some time and hassle trying to find out how to make things work.
 
What about training under the covers? I do this when my son is over.
 
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