Any Jelq Lube Recipes?

Hello guys,

I am searching for a home-made lube recipe and have only found one on here and it was specifically to treat a t-vein problem. I was wondering if anyone has a homebrew they are willing to share.

It seems that it would be difficult to create a lube with the viscosity of the store bought kinds. Glycols are nephrotoxic (kidneys) and other chemicals in the lubes are also bad for the body in other ways. I want to try avoiding these ingredients by making a homebrew. This is not to save money, in fact it will probably cost more.

Thank you guys.
 
goldmember said:
Hello guys,

I am searching for a home-made lube recipe and have only found one on here and it was specifically to treat a t-vein problem. I was wondering if anyone has a homebrew they are willing to share.

It seems that it would be difficult to create a lube with the viscosity of the store bought kinds. Glycols are nephrotoxic (kidneys) and other chemicals in the lubes are also bad for the body in other ways. I want to try avoiding these ingredients by making a homebrew. This is not to save money, in fact it will probably cost more.

Thank you guys.
so ur sayin baby oil and lotion can hurt me???? my kidneys
 
GM, you can use the EVO for lube and t-vein treatment. It's great to keep things free flowing, as it seems to really increse blood flow (vasolidation). Try it out and use it for 2-3 weeks to really see if it works as advertised. I've used it for a long stretch in t-vein prevention and it works really well at expanding the size of the blood vessels, and can help with lymphatic fluid build-up and blockages too. It's well worth the time to make and use during every session.
 
Girthius said:
Ever tried capsicum lotion??That will speed up your jelqs and blood flow!

Girthius
I hear molten lava works great as well lol I was thinking about trying a mixture of glycerine (froma health food store) and aloe vera gel (also from a health food store). It needs to have the viscoscity of a liquid soap, and also be long lasting like an oil-based lube. I will try this out, tweak the recipe if needed, and let you guys know the cost, how long it lasts, etc.
 
Jareth said:
so ur sayin baby oil and lotion can hurt me???? my kidneys
Baby oil is simply mineral oil (liquid petrolatum) and fragrance. Some companies add other ingredients to change their formula, but the same stuff generally. Mineral oil is usually not recommended for excessive skin contact as it can cause dermatitis. "Prolonged or repeated skin exposure may cause dermatitis. Highly refined mineral oils are not classified as human carcinogens. However, related forms (untreated and mildly-treated oils) are listed as human carcinogens by both NTP and IARC." This was taken directly off a MSDS sheet in my lab, and although baby oil is highly refined, it should also be noted that they pass it off as safe without considering that some people will be deliberately slathering it on your skin day after day. I mean, most Vitamin C pills have arsenic in them, but are passed by the FDA because they figure nobody will consume more than 500mg daily. Many people take 5-10 times this dose every day.

Propylene, ethylene, and any other type of glycol has been shown to be highly toxic to the kidneys. Ethylene glycol (main component of anti-freeze) has been shown to cause death in very small amounts, but mostly from oral consumption. Propylene glycol is slightly less toxic, but keep in mind we are using this stuff everyday in generous amounts.

I would rather live a long healthy life than die young with a fat cock. If you guys choose to stick with commercial brand lubes, that's your choice, but can I recommend buying organic or all natural products? The FDA passes these ingredients as safe but not as penis enlargement jelqing oils. Our society has not become very chemically-advanced for that long, and while many of these ingredients do not cause acute toxicity, the possibility of toxicity from chronic exposure is certainly there. In fact, kidney problems have reached an all-time high in the past 15 years, and is rising. It could be partially due to higher protein diets, but chemical exposure has become almost a deliberate daily act as of the past two or three decades. I will choose to play more on the safe side and try some homemade brews.
 
Try olive oil. I like the extra virgin olive oil. You can mix it with vaseline if you don't want any of the store-bought brands.

I have also used Avon's "skin-so-soft." It's smelly but it works great. Here are the ingredients: mineral oil, bht, carrot oil, isopropyl, palmitate, dicapryl adipate, dioctyl sodium sulfosuccinate. This is the strongest one by far. It chases away mosquitos. I'm not sure about its long-lasting effects on the kidneys, etc.
 
goldmember said:
Baby oil is simply mineral oil (liquid petrolatum) and fragrance. Some companies add other ingredients to change their formula, but the same stuff generally. Mineral oil is usually not recommended for excessive skin contact as it can cause dermatitis. "Prolonged or repeated skin exposure may cause dermatitis. Highly refined mineral oils are not classified as human carcinogens. However, related forms (untreated and mildly-treated oils) are listed as human carcinogens by both NTP and IARC." This was taken directly off a MSDS sheet in my lab, and although baby oil is highly refined, it should also be noted that they pass it off as safe without considering that some people will be deliberately slathering it on your skin day after day. I mean, most Vitamin C pills have arsenic in them, but are passed by the FDA because they figure nobody will consume more than 500mg daily. Many people take 5-10 times this dose every day.

Propylene, ethylene, and any other type of glycol has been shown to be highly toxic to the kidneys. Ethylene glycol (main component of anti-freeze) has been shown to cause death in very small amounts, but mostly from oral consumption. Propylene glycol is slightly less toxic, but keep in mind we are using this stuff everyday in generous amounts.

I would rather live a long healthy life than die young with a fat cock. If you guys choose to stick with commercial brand lubes, that's your choice, but can I recommend buying organic or all natural products? The FDA passes these ingredients as safe but not as penis enlargement jelqing oils. Our society has not become very chemically-advanced for that long, and while many of these ingredients do not cause acute toxicity, the possibility of toxicity from chronic exposure is certainly there. In fact, kidney problems have reached an all-time high in the past 15 years, and is rising. It could be partially due to higher protein diets, but chemical exposure has become almost a deliberate daily act as of the past two or three decades. I will choose to play more on the safe side and try some homemade brews.
HydromaxMMM... Well when u get your brew goin will u give me an explained directions how to make it,and where to get stuff thanks.
 
goinfor11x7 said:
Try olive oil. I like the extra virgin olive oil. You can mix it with vaseline if you don't want any of the store-bought brands.

I have also used Avon's "skin-so-soft." It's smelly but it works great. Here are the ingredients: mineral oil, bht, carrot oil, isopropyl, palmitate, dicapryl adipate, dioctyl sodium sulfosuccinate. This is the strongest one by far. It chases away mosquitos. I'm not sure about its long-lasting effects on the kidneys, etc.
vaseline=petrolatum=mineral oil=dermatitis
bht=carginogen
isopropyl alcohol=carcinogen

stick with the olive oil. I will let you guys know how the glycerine and aloe vera mix works.
 
Okay guys, for those of you who have been following this thread, I have come up with a promising combination of 100% non-toxic ingredients that work great as a jelq lube.

What defines a great jelq lube? First, it has to allow your hand to slide over the shaft without grabbing onto excess skin. Second, it needs to be long-lasting. The combination I have thus far meets both of those requirements, but I believe it can be improved if I modify the amounts/ingredients.

Here is what it is as of now:
100% pure vegetable glycerine USP (from health food store)--1 oz.
99% pure aloe vera gel (from health food store)--1 oz.
100% extra-virgin olive oil--2oz.
basically a 1:1:2 ratio of glycerine:aloe:oil

I'm sure you can use any oil in place of the olive oil, but that was what was handy for me. I plan on buying a bulk olive oil from Sam's Club to bring down the cost...I think it is only $3 for half a gallon at Sam's.

The glycerine and aloe are more expensive, but still reasonable. The glycerine was $10 for a 16oz bottle and the aloe was $4 for a 4oz tube. I actually figured with these numbers, the recipe is actually cheaper than what I was using previously. It is easy to make, just mix the ingredients in a bottle and shake until it is homogenous. At these prices, one gallon would cost about $30 to produce. A whole gallon (164 oz.) would last one hell of a long time (maybe six months). I will see how long the 4oz I made lasts, and come up with a definite time-frame for how long a gallon would last.

The lube lasted for a whole 500 jelqs today without needing another application. I had to reapply after 200 jelqs at first, but the second application lasted 500 and was still going strong when I stopped there.

Let me break down what each ingredient is good for. The olive oil is the base and MVP of the formula (again, you could probably use any cooking oil for this purpose). However, alone, you must reapply every 100 jelqs or so. Also, you must use a very liberal amount to prevent it from drying up.

Glycerine adds thickness to the formula. It cannot be used alone, because it gets sticky almost like maple syrup. Essential for making the formula long-lasting, though.

Aloe vera is probably the least important ingredient, and could maybe be done without. I think it adds a nice benefit as it soothes the skin (which can get irritated after a good girth workout) and heals and conditions. By itself, it is about as useless as water for a jelq lube. In the combination, it adds a health benefit to the skin.

Other ingredients I am considering adding to the formula are jojoba oil, clary sage, lemongrass, and rosemary. The jojoba oil supposedly has been reported to add girth to the penis by being absorbed by the skin and/or deep tissues. I have yet to try this. The other ingredients (rosemary, lemongrass, clary sage) are part of a thrombosed-vein prevention/elimination combination posted on this forum, and if they can improve circulation for treating a thrombosed vein, maybe they will be good in this formula. I will adjust the ingredients and try to tweak the formula, which may take some time, so be patient if you are waiting on my final formula. In the meantime, try the olive oil, glycerine, and aloe combination. Remember, if you are going for the non-toxic alternative to other jelq lubes, make sure the ingredients you buy are 100% pure and preferably organic.
 
i got a good loob that always works out for me is oil.. like cooking oil such as viniger oil or w.e haha it works really well
 
do you really need to mix all those together ?
100% pure vegetable glycerine USP (from health food store)--1 oz.
99% pure aloe vera gel (from health food store)--1 oz.
100% extra-virgin olive oil--2oz.
basically a 1:1:2 ratio of glycerine:aloe:oil
its just like adding loob onto more loob how bout just trying the virgin olive oil it works perfect . and thats wut i ment in the 1st place sry
 
LOL, a little off subject but just thought I'd mention it....my ex-girlfriend gave me a handjob using aloe vera gel as lube, it worked pretty well actually
 
Miike014 said:
do you really need to mix all those together ?
100% pure vegetable glycerine USP (from health food store)--1 oz.
99% pure aloe vera gel (from health food store)--1 oz.
100% extra-virgin olive oil--2oz.
basically a 1:1:2 ratio of glycerine:aloe:oil
its just like adding loob onto more loob how bout just trying the virgin olive oil it works perfect . and thats wut i ment in the 1st place sry
I explain in my post why the olive oil by itself isn't as good.
 
bjohnson123 said:
LOL, a little off subject but just thought I'd mention it....my ex-girlfriend gave me a handjob using aloe vera gel as lube, it worked pretty well actually
It depends on what kind of gel it was. Chances are, aloe vera was just a minor ingredient in the lube your gf used. Pure aloe vera gel is not very gel-like. It is thicker than water, but about as useless as a jelq lube. This homebrew is for the purpose of avoiding dangerous ingredients, and nothing else. So that lube your girlfriend used probably has ingredients that would make it a poor jelq lube for long-term heavy usage.
 
I was working on a really cool recipe earlier this year, I will try to bump it, if I can find it:D
 
crazyed27 said:
8 lbs of Parkay??? Man are you trying to start your own company??? 8 lbs will be around 10bucks I guess!
lol no I don't have any intention to go commercial or anything, but I had figured that one gallon of my homebrew would cost around $30, so going by the same measure (8lbs~1 gallon) I was wondering if the Parkay is cheaper. One disadvantage to the Parkay is the need to refrigerate, however. I am surprised about your guess at $10...I would have expected it to cost a bit more!
 
Interesting thread can't belive I aint chipped in yet.
I have used baby oil in the past but ATM use coca butter but it doesnt last long but feels good, also aloa vera is very good. I'm going to try the olive oil on its own and see how that goes.
 
REDZULU2003 said:
Interesting thread can't belive I aint chipped in yet.
I have used baby oil in the past but ATM use coca butter but it doesnt last long but feels good, also aloa vera is very good. I'm going to try the olive oil on its own and see how that goes.
Good choice on the olive oil, but you will probably find the same problem with it that I mentioned in one of my previous posts (first page of this thread). If you mix in a bit of glycerine and aloe vera (all 100% pure!) you will be amazed at how much better it works!
 
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