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I think it's safe to say that Special Agent Mulder won't be joining this squad anytime soon. ;)

washingtonpost.com
Recruits Sought for ���� Squad

By Barton Gellman
Washington Post Staff Writer
Tuesday, September 20, 2005; A21

The FBI is joining the Bush administration's War on ����. And it's looking for a few good agents.

Early last month, the bureau's Washington Field Office began recruiting for a new anti-obscenity squad. Attached to the job posting was a July 29 Electronic Communication from FBI headquarters to all 56 field offices, describing the initiative as "one of the top priorities" of Attorney General Alberto R. Gonzales and, by extension, of "the Director." That would be FBI Director Robert S. Mueller III.

Mischievous commentary began propagating around the water coolers at 601 Fourth St. NW and its satellites, where the FBI's second-largest field office concentrates on national security, high-technology crimes and public corruption.

The new squad will divert eight agents, a supervisor and assorted support staff to gather evidence against "manufacturers and purveyors" of ����������� -- not the kind exploiting children, but the kind that depicts, and is marketed to, consenting adults.

"I guess this means we've won the war on terror," said one exasperated FBI agent, speaking on the condition of anonymity because poking fun at headquarters is not regarded as career-enhancing. "We must not need any more resources for espionage."

Among friends and trusted colleagues, an experienced national security analyst said, "it's a running joke for us."

A few of the printable samples:

"Things I Don't Want On My Résumé, Volume Four."

"I already gave at home."

"Honestly, most of the guys would have to recuse themselves."

Federal obscenity prosecutions, which have been out of style since Attorney General Edwin Meese III in the Reagan administration made ����������� a signature issue in the 1980s, do "encounter many legal issues, including First Amendment claims," the FBI headquarters memo noted.

Applicants for the ���� squad should therefore have a stomach for the kind of material that tends to be most offensive to local juries. Community standards -- along with a prurient purpose and absence of artistic merit -- define criminal obscenity under current Supreme Court doctrine.

"Based on a review of past successful cases in a variety of jurisdictions," the memo said, the best odds of conviction come with ����������� that "includes bestiality, urination, defecation, as well as sadistic and masochistic behavior." No word on the universe of other kinks that helps make ���� a multibillion-dollar industry.

Popular acceptance of hard-core ����������� has come a long way, with some of its stars becoming mainstream celebrities and their products -- once confined to seedy shops and theaters -- being "purveyed" by upscale hotels and most home cable and satellite television systems. Explicit sexual entertainment is a profit center for companies including General Motors Corp. and Rupert Murdoch's News Corp. (the two major owners of DirecTV), Time Warner Inc. and the Sheraton, Hilton, Marriott and Hyatt hotel chains.

But Gonzales endorses the rationale of predecessor Meese: that adult ����������� is a threat to families and children. Christian conservatives, long skeptical of Gonzales, greeted the ����������� initiative with what the Family Research Council called "a growing sense of confidence in our new attorney general."

Congress began funding the obscenity initiative in fiscal 2005 and specified that the FBI must devote 10 agents to adult �����������. The bureau decided to create a dedicated squad only in the Washington Field Office. "All other field offices may investigate obscenity cases pursuant to this initiative if resources are available," the directive from headquarters said. "Field offices should not, however, divert resources from higher priority matters, such as public corruption."

Public corruption, officially, is fourth on the FBI's priority list, after protecting the United States from terrorist attack, foreign espionage and cyber-based attacks. Just below those priorities are civil rights, organized crime, white-collar crime and "significant violent crime." The guidance from headquarters does not mention where ����������� fits in.

"The Department of Justice and the Federal Bureau of Investigation's top priority remains fighting the war on terrorism," said Justice Department press secretary Brian Roehrkasse. "However, it is not our sole priority. In fact, Congress has directed the department to focus on other priorities, such as obscenity."

At the FBI's field office, spokeswoman Debra Weierman expressed disappointment that some of her colleagues find grist for humor in the new campaign. "The adult obscenity squad . . . stems from an attorney general mandate, funded by Congress," she said. "The personnel assigned to this initiative take the responsibility of this assignment very seriously and are dedicated to the success of this program."

© 2005 The Washington Post Company
 
Baraka said:
Applicants for the ���� squad should therefore have a stomach for the kind of material that tends to be most offensive to local juries.

Hell, if you can't beat 'em, work for them. Maybe I need a career change. I could probably get my hands on some crazy shit to make copies of. LMAO

"Based on a review of past successful cases in a variety of jurisdictions," the memo said, the best odds of conviction come with ����������� that "includes bestiality, urination, defecation, as well as sadistic and masochistic behavior." No word on the universe of other kinks that helps make ���� a multibillion-dollar industry.

I really don't think this is a good use of tax dollars (though it's only ten agents), but things like bestiality has been deemed obscene for years. I really don't have much sympathy if the producers of Porked in the Barnyard 8 get prosecuted. Otherwise I think most of the other shit should be deemed Constitutionally protected.
 
Isn't freedom great. I think this one quote sums it up:

DeWitt agrees. “This is nothing more than another manifestation of Bush’s crusade to inject radically conservative Christian values into the government. The censors always use children in an effort to gain broad acceptance of their radical, out-of-the-mainstream position—one that essentially amounts to a small group of adults telling all of the other adults what they can and cannot watch.”
 
I really think that Bush, who I'm no fan of, probably had little direct impact on how Gonzalez was going to budget out such individual projects. I doubt a phonecall was even made about placing emphasis on ����. This is going to get almost as politicized as blaming for the hurricane.
 
off topic...but the only thing that can and should be said about the hurricane's impact and devestation is that we AIN'T exactly prepared for SHIT...natural disaster or terrorist attack. But if we can set the ���� industry straight I think we'll be all right though.
 
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