What if you had TWO penises??

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What if you woke up one day and had two fully functioning penises? What would you do? Assuming both were of equal proportions...would you leave them be or, try to enlarge both? Would you get into Porn? I've always wondered what it would be like...it DOES happen ...although considered a freakish genetic defect in most cases...but, could you imagine being able to pleasure a woman (assuming youre into women) in both her vagina and anus at the same time? You'd be THE MAN! I think if I had two penises as described above...fully funtional and, of equal proportions...I'd enlarge the upper one and, leave the other one average size for anal sex. So what about the rest of you guys?
 
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Sell it on Ebay
 
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Try like hell to ENLARGE them both then go on tour (there would be some interest in that I'm sure) and hopefully get lots of Hot Female groupies...:D :D
 

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Originally posted by stillwantmore
What if you woke up one day and had two fully functioning penises? What would you do? Assuming both were of equal proportions...would you leave them be or, try to enlarge both? Would you get into Porn? I've always wondered what it would be like...it DOES happen ...although considered a freakish genetic defect in most cases...but, could you imagine being able to pleasure a woman (assuming youre into women) in both her vagina and anus at the same time? You'd be THE MAN! I think if I had two penises as described above...fully funtional and, of equal proportions...I'd enlarge the upper one and, leave the other one average size for anal sex. So what about the rest of you guys?
We have that Video in the Crazy Video Section. A Dude with 2 Penis's.
Check the Link below if you haven't seen it yet.

http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=309
 
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A baby boy born with three legs and two male organs around the hip in the St Elizabeth Hospital in Lusiksiki is to be flown to the Red Cross Children's Hospital in Cape Town on Thursday. ... 'It was supposed to be a twin delivery,' Goqwana told Sapa. 'The baby has one head, and around the hip it has two penises. It also has three legs as well as an undeveloped arm. There is also no anus.'"

http://iafrica.com/news/sa/256986.htm

CAPenis Enlargement TOWN
Baby born with three legs
Posted Thu, 24 Jul 2003

A baby boy born with three legs and two male organs around the hip in the St Elizabeth Hospital in Lusiksiki is to be flown to the Red Cross Children's Hospital in Cape Town on Thursday.

Eastern Cape health MEC Bevan Goqwana said the baby was born to an 18-year-old woman identified only as Tobeka on Thursday. It was her first child.

"It was supposed to be a twin delivery," Goqwana told Sapa. "The baby has one head, and around the hip it has two penises. It also has three legs as well as an undeveloped arm.

"There is also no anus."

Goqwana said the health department would pay for the flight to Cape Town as well as the hospital costs.

The baby will be accompanied by its mother and a doctor on the flight to Cape Town.
 
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The baby had no anus? What is it gonna do, crap out its mouth?


.....This isn't South Park.....
 
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Originally posted by doublelongdaddy
If I had two cocks (assuming they are both 6 inches) I would do Penis Enlargement to one of them and I would apply theory to the other. After 2 years of this I would have one very smart 6" penis and one very ignorant 10" penis:D

food for thought
:D it's true, so very true. I saw that Southpark Episode ...the new diet craze was to shove food up your ass and crap out your mouth. The kids started it.
 
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Well,

I'd have the head removed on one, and the rest of it surgically grafted into the other one, making one very long. Like an organ transplant. But an organ addition, joining the two.

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If you had two, side by side, do you really think you'd be able to maneuver them for double penetration though? Seems like it'd be too complicated to do.
 

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