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haha, I thought I'd share this with everyone, a few months ago I got caught by my gf with the Bathmate. I had just barely started and I'd use it just before she got off work. I got into the habit of using it in the shower leaving it there to dry and just before she gets home I'd hide it in my super secret squirrel hiding spot.
Well I forgot to hide it, she came home used the restroom and she came out with the Bathmate in hand. "Hey what is this?"
first thing that came out of my mouth was "It's a pump for the toilet"
gf: I haven't seen a pump like this before, it looks all futuristic and why is it so small, would water splash all over you?
me: uh yeah
gf: then why is there a warning on it?
me: okay it's a pump for my penis...
gf: WHY!? You don't need it! OMG have I ever complained about your size? NO I HAVEN'T! Listen YOU KNOW HOW TO USE YOUR DICK! I've never met a guy that can make me cum as much as you have, you don't need to use this crap! DONT USE IT ANYMORE!
me: okay i wont...
PHEW! god damn, so I haven't used it since then, but I came across it today and IM BACK! haha
Well I forgot to hide it, she came home used the restroom and she came out with the Bathmate in hand. "Hey what is this?"
first thing that came out of my mouth was "It's a pump for the toilet"
gf: I haven't seen a pump like this before, it looks all futuristic and why is it so small, would water splash all over you?
me: uh yeah
gf: then why is there a warning on it?
me: okay it's a pump for my penis...
gf: WHY!? You don't need it! OMG have I ever complained about your size? NO I HAVEN'T! Listen YOU KNOW HOW TO USE YOUR DICK! I've never met a guy that can make me cum as much as you have, you don't need to use this crap! DONT USE IT ANYMORE!
me: okay i wont...
PHEW! god damn, so I haven't used it since then, but I came across it today and IM BACK! haha