I thought this would be a funny topic. I'll start off. About a week ago I went to the Hawaii Warriors football game at our stadium. It was great and all, but I had to piss real bad. I got out of my seat and went to the bathrooms. The stadium bathrooms are real old school, its basically a trough you piss into. But for me this turned out to be pretty cool. I walked in and stepped right between these two asian guys. I whipped out my schlong and started to take a piss. The two asian guys looked at me, and looked down at my penis, at the same time i did the same to one of the other guys. Inside, I sort of laughed inside, cause they were about 1 inch flaccid, and I stood there at probably about 5 inches flaccid, and they just gawked. Then when I was done, I put the icing on the cack by swinging my cock around then making a big fuss about puting it back in my boxers. I muttered, "god damn these boxers" as I turned and left.