Painful Blue Balls

Acer

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I'm not sure if this is the appropriate forum, but I thought it would be close enough. Well anyways, as the title indicates, I recently had an encounter with the Blue Ball Fairy. At least that's what I think (and definitely hope!) it was. I'm sure many of you are familiar with the feeling but this was really painful. My nuts were gigantic! There was so much swelling in the scrotum and I could hardly walk. I wanted to cart my boyz around in a wheelbarrow like in the movie Johnny Dangerously where Joe Piscopo has elephantiasis of the testicles! I'm not kidding, the last few days, my nuts have been rather large. I've been taking propecia for almost two months, and other than a daily vitamin, that's all I really take. My diet hasn't changed. What could promote the increased size?

But seriously it really hurt and I could feel some of the pain further up in the pubic area, just below my abdomen. I wasn't and I'm still not sure if it was blue balls, but I went home for lunch and "punched the clown" to see if that would relieve pressure. That was several hours ago. As of this writing, I feel better, but some pain still persists. Oh and as far as the blue balls go, I've been dating this girl and I've been thinking about her a lot and I just get raging hard but there's no release, cause I'm usually at work, daydreaming.

Does this seem normal or should I be concerned about something here? I've had the feeling before, but it has never lasted this long. Thought I'd throw this one out there and see what you guys think. I'd love to hear your opinions.

Thanks, everyone!
 
If I had giant blue balls, Id take that as a sign to go see a doctor.

Seriously, if something that could possible make you sterile happens you really need to see a specialist. I dont think the opinion of anyone on this forum is reliable enough with something so serious sounding IMO.
 
yeah i'd definitely go out and see your doctor about this. you don't want to juss let it go juss because you think it could be a case of blue balls. especially if you said theyve been bigger lately...

not trying to sound disgusting or anything but maybe look at some �naked people movies� and wank it...sorry! not trying to sound like a perv or a bitch or anything but hey that could work too...

if the problem persists, see a doctor. seriously, u don't want to ignore this if it continues.

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Thanks, dudes. And Kittie...I did wank it earlier. I wrote it in my initial post. Did feel a little better.

But I did see a doctor. I had an appt this evening actually, and I may have a minor prostate infection. He gave me some antibiotics so hopefully that will resolve the issue. We'll see...
 
lol yeah i didn't wanna sound to weird or anything, hope i didn't creep you out or anything but zack was also right with me at the time and he read it and thought to make a suggestion.

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Kinda unrelated, but a month or to ago I was making out with a girl, and she started rubbing down there. She persisted pretty intensely for a pretty good bit of time, and then..........she just stopped!!!! I was like "why did you stop?", and she said "I don't know I'm not good at that stuff". I persisted telling her she was doing just fine but she didn't seem to want to continue. Mind you my sidekick was verrryy ready for action, but after some time passed....it happened. She was still there and asked why I looked so uncomfortable, so I told her about the blue balls. To my surprise, and irritation she started laughing and said "no you don't, guys just lie about that its not a real problem", by now I was more than a little irritated and was like "who in the HELL told you that?" She said she read it in a magazine (she reads all that vogue and other "new age woman" crap) and I said "well they were telling you a very BIG LIE!" She said ok and kind of dropped the subject, almost like she had the atittude that she thought I was putting on an act or something. Sorry to change the subject, but this thread reminded me of how much that whole situation pissed me off. Some woman I guess wrote an article in one of those magazines about the mans anatomy and it was just proven the kind of bullshit that can be spread about such things from people who have no f'ing clue!
and Acer I feel some degree of your pain, hope this shit works out for you.
 
HungLikeHolmes said:
I agree, magazines are full of bullshit, especially cosmo.

i second that. i don't even read those Cosmopolitan magz...theyre wicked gay.
 
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